i havent seen so much manlyness and use of the word bro since i watched gurren lagann.
it makes me want to find a random women and have her make me a sammich
[quote]My girl told me I was insensitive and should see things from a women’s point of view, so i looked out the kitchen window. MLIB.[/quote]
[quote]Today, I couldn’t decide what color polo to wear. So i just went shirtless. MLIB[/quote]
:c00lbert:
[quote]I wasn’t hungry but i still had my bitch make me a sandwhich. I don’t want her getting rusty.[/quote]
Fuck yeah. They need to be kept in shape.
These are hilarious. next time my friends and I are making sexist jokes, I am going to say some of these.
[QUOTE=bravehat;25568548]It's been pinched from "texts from last night"[/QUOTE]
Which pinched it from yet somewhere else.
[QUOTE=JWJ;25568908]So one time I wanted to create a hosting company, and I wanted it to be for my bros, so I called it.. get this guys, I called it.. you listenin? get this.. I called it [b]BRO[/b]HOSTER
[editline]22nd October 2010[/editline]
my life is so bro I don't even know what to do with myself[/QUOTE]
Cool story, br- dude
[img]http://i52.tinypic.com/6qvc7p.png[/img]
[quote]Today my girl said “bromygod”. i slapped her with my lax stick for being out of the kitchen[/quote]
Today, i was in the bro locker room, and my bros and i were talking when i popped a broner, they all looked at me and then proceeded to give me a pretty sweet brojob, MLIB.
[quote]my mom woke me up today at 2, i was so hung over, she told me i needed to get a job, i told her i got 3 last night. MLIB[/quote]
[quote]Brodysseus is the Brotagonist of the Brahdyssey. He's always being chased by Broseiden, God of the Brocean. MLIB[/quote]
[quote]Today I told my girlfriend that I would take a bullet for her….in COD. Just kidding, that would ruin my kill streak.[/quote]
What does MLIB stand for?
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;25584945]What does MLIB stand for?[/QUOTE]
My Life Is Bro... Pretty Brovious!
[QUOTE=Superstormj;25585004]My Life Is Bro... Pretty Brovious![/QUOTE]
Oh, sorry :doh:
[QUOTE=tomahawk2;25576144]:c00lbert:[/QUOTE]
What a relevant avatar.
While I type this post my ass is reclined in a lazy boy chair with a glass of Jim Beam on the rocks in my hand. MLIB
[quote]I was reading the newspaper and saw an article on a woman getting crushed to death by a tree. I was thinking to myself, “What the hell is a tree doing in a kitchen?”[/quote]
What is the obsession with Natural Ice Beer? That stuff is nasty, and you need to drink an entire 12 pack just to get hammered.
[quote]Today, I caught an episode of Rocket Power. Otto’s a chill motherfucker. My girl tried to ask me why I was watching cartoons, so I kicked the bitch outta my house and called another girl. They both showed back up at the same time with sandwiches, and both gave me dome while i finished watching Rocket Power. MLIB.[/quote]
Everything is bro when your life is bro
I got real drunk last night and said every joke I could remember to this one bitch last night about not wearing her apron, being in the wrong room, and not finding any sandwich materials. Told her to look in her pocket.
It was chill.
And hilarious, everyone laughed.
Dick Cheney got a replacement heart that pumps a constant stream of blood. As a result, doing anything physical would cause him to die. He has to be chill for the rest of his life now or he is done for. Chill or die, a new bro icon.
What is a natty?
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.
