• My life is bro
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[QUOTE=mbutler2;25590678]What is a natty?[/QUOTE] Beer.
[quote]Today, I realized if you watch cinderella backwards, it’s about a woman who learns her place. MLIB[/quote] [quote]After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was fuckin hilarious, she started to cry. [/quote]
[QUOTE=Elizer;25590789]"After the condom broke I took my girlfriend to CVS for the Morning After Pill, I parked in the spot designated for “Expecting Mothers”…I thought it was fuckin hilarious, she started to cry."[/QUOTE] Oh my god, that's horrible! :ohdear:
[QUOTE=Lebowski;25581184][img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/6qvc7p.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] That's pretty chill, but it's no Broba Fett [img]http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/5018/3cb81210fe4530d1b202df3.jpg[/img]
Site's down, for me. :saddowns:
Same here
Dammit it's down here, too.
It's taking a Chill session. It'll be back Bros. Even the Broest of Bros need to fuck some bitches and play some CoD to recharge. :c00l:
Brolo santosi
mlib is down
[quote]I just realized my transformers are made by hasBRO. No wonder Opitumus Prime is so chill[/quote]
[img]http://brosefstalin.com/BrosephBackround.jpg[/img] just chillin' with broseph.
[QUOTE=Lebowski;25581184][img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/6qvc7p.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] did greebro shoot first
Broooo.
It would be hilarious if the top ones were read in the same fashion as [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9IPoAdct8[/url]. Oh man.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;25610207]It would be hilarious if the top ones were read in the same fashion as [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO9IPoAdct8[/url]. Oh man.[/QUOTE] I read it in this voice, maybe with a little surfer-brohaw in the mix [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_sINQ4Fxzw[/url]
this is stupid
ITT: people who think Guidos are Bros. This is a bro [IMG]http://www.flatbiller.com/uploaded_images/giant-bro-truck-780674.jpg[/IMG] [i]"a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars."[/i]
[QUOTE=kabookie;25610921]ITT: people who think Guidos are Bros. This is a bro [img_thumb]http://www.flatbiller.com/uploaded_images/giant-bro-truck-780674.jpg[/img_thumb] [i]"a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars."[/i][/QUOTE] I live near San Bernardino in the county right near it, and we have so many bros around here it's fucking insane. During a meetup with some Facepuncher a week ago we actually witnessed an act of broness right nearby us. [img]http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs765.snc4/66558_446096339689_592769689_5437703_483941_n.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=kabookie;25610921]ITT: people who think Guidos are Bros. This is a bro [img_thumb]http://www.flatbiller.com/uploaded_images/giant-bro-truck-780674.jpg[/img_thumb] [i]"a usually white young male, found commonly in places like san bernardino county in california, as well as orange county. always, without exception, drive big lifted trucks, often white. has the name of their crew or whatever in big white letters on their back window (ie, "skin", "metal mulisha". wear: trucker hats off center, plug earrings, sunglasses, wife beater shirt or no shirt, sagging dickies shorts, high black socks, skater shoes or those black corduroy slipper things, have a lot of tatoos of things like stars."[/i][/QUOTE] wait, THAT'S the definition of a bro? Those are rednecks and posers out in the midwest. Bros here just hang around and play games whilst wearing the same light-blue track suit and white baseball hat backwards.
Drove a jeep with the top down and my shirt off, at a red light this guy asked me “whats up swole patrol?” i replied, “just chillin, bro”..then i realized red lights werent chill and sped through it. MLIB
does anyone else get really relaxed whilst reading these? mum is having a go at me for god know's what and im sitting in my computer chair reading this crap ignoring everything
[quote]Today i was playing Need For Speed, and the audio wasn’t working so i made my girl make the noises. i got horny then we fucked. MILB[/quote]
[QUOTE=MrTwicks;25612515]does anyone else get really relaxed whilst reading these? mum is having a go at me for god know's what and im sitting in my computer chair reading this crap ignoring everything[/QUOTE] Ya makes me idgaf and get laid.
[quote]After getting a blowjob from my bitch I walked into her kitchen to find a half of a pizza and box of tastycakes.. I enjoyed and left[/quote] [quote]I enjoyed and left[/quote] Wait what?
Means he fucked her then raided the fridge.
[QUOTE=Zambies!;25619517]Means he fucked her then raided the fridge.[/QUOTE] Ah thanks.
FP is my bottom bro. [editline]24th October 2010[/editline] i'm so chill on christmas my bitch told me it was broing outside
Bro bro bro, bro chill bro bitch sandwich bro bro. Bro bro is bro
i'm having some chill chocolate with marshmellbros, it's pretty chill
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