My life is bro

[JoeyZ]

Sittin' here writing some Broetry. Shit's tighter than Edgar Allen Broe.

[Kecske]

The doc said I got Bronchitis 'cause I chill too much.

[UnarmedSniper]

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a bro j when she told me to grow some flow on my bralls. Then I used just for men hair products and did. MLIB

[editline]24th October 2010[/editline]

Wanna hear a joke?
Women’s Lacrosse.

[Nahyan]

Today I walked into the liquor store and bought a shitload of natties. Instead of a fake ID, I used a pokemon card of Machamp. Everything was free...and chill...MLIB

[Rick Ross]

[quote]Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and shit and will want to sleep with me[/quote]
[img]http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/17291.gif[/img]

[Zareox]

My eye color is bro on my driving license. Does that count?

[fish puncher]

[QUOTE=Zareox7;25628448]My eye color is bro on my driving license. Does that count?[/QUOTE]

That's chill.

[MrAfroShark70]

[QUOTE=Rick Ross;25627563][img_thumb]http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/17291.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

[b]"What the fuck ya'll lookin' at?"[/b]

[QuickSnapz]

[b]"Yo ugly face"[/b]

[JamesBaum7747]

These would be funnier if they could get past the sandwich jokes

[revrend_slapaho]

Today me and one my bros were laughing in class, the teacher asked us what was so funny. I said, “women’s rights” and I fucked her. MLIB

idk if late but goddam these are pretty funny

[Jimjim32]

This is classic. Misogynistic as fuck though, but we're all cool with that right. Right?

[Pinkest Catgirl]

[Quote]Jared from Subway must be the chillest bro ever, bitches make him sandwiches for a living.[/Quote]
[Quote]Snorelax is one of the chillest motherfuckers alive. He chills all day and his name has lax in it.[/Quote]

[C.C]

Owner of said site had a PHD in Brology, and Brological science.

[Hirouzamaki]

[quote]today a bitch asked me if there was a mlib for women, i said yes, my life is sandwich.[/quote]

[quote]I was in class today and my teacher asked me what sickle cell bronemia was. I said it was a disease for the terminally chill. MLIB[/quote]

[st ef you]

I hate preps, but this site is awesome.

[Gimmmik]

[QUOTE=st ef you;25647289]I hate preps, but this site is awesome.[/QUOTE]
Preps?

Also everyone here at Sigma Nu reads these too. Great stuff.

[theLazyLion]

[quote]today my bitch gave me head on my couch. Thats right, i have a couch in my kitchen.
[/quote]

Fuckin

[quote]today i bought my bro rolex for his bday, renamed it a brolex. then my bottom bitch came up to me and said “why don’t you buy me watches?” i told her because there’s a clock on the stove.
[/quote]

Oh god this site is my new home.

[quote]And God said, “Let there be sandwiches,” and Eve made them.
[/quote]

[NickFury666]

I hate bros. My dorm is full of them. ,_,

[revrend_slapaho]

i really do hate bros

but shit like this is just funny

[Spetzaz]

So bro, you pro? Yo hoe, no. No pro bro. My life is bro.

[Ghost656]

Story bro cool

[Mrgrim333]

I remember back in high school, I got a chick to play with a tech deck on my lap. Then I told her to grind my pole. It was chill. MLIB

[Mryamanami]

i gotta ask, what the hell is nattys?

[MenteR]

[QUOTE=Mryamanami;26428989]i gotta ask, what the hell is nattys?[/QUOTE]
Beer.

[Sokrates]

[QUOTE]I put my xbox achievements on my transcripts for college. i got accepted to Princeton. MLIB[/QUOTE]

[Rygar69]

[QUOTE]My girlfriend works at Subway, it's fantastic.[/QUOTE]

Fuck yeah!

[Cypher_09]

This thread is brosome.

[Trogdon]

yeah bros where I live are like the big truck kind.

[TSIThomas]

Cool story, bro. :3: