Me and a friend have a problem with a 30 year old who wants to kill us - General

Your having [b]Car problems[/b] with a guy who is [b]Crazy[/b] named [b]Chris?[/b] You ever read the book Christine?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO SUGGEST?! Really, fucking molotov his car? Are you fucking serious? This isn't GTA for crying out loud. This man is capable of not only beating the shit out of you, but possibly murder you if he has the reason to. God, are you trying to get him killed or something?

[B]Obviously,[/B] call the cops and tell them he has weed and offered it to you minors, tell them about the car incident as well. Wait 6-7 weeks to let your body get rid of any traces of the pot.

Go get a bee-bee shotgun from a store and paint it matte black, then keep it in the car, next time you see him, have your friend bring it up and cock-it. Scariest thing in your life. My friends did that to me and i was like FUCK! EDIT: after reading, i saw a lot of useless comments. Just call the cops and don't piss him off anymore.

wheres my money man [QUOTE=DarkWolf2;16216143]WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO SUGGEST?! Really, fucking molotov his car? Are you fucking serious? This isn't GTA for crying out loud. This man is capable of not only beating the shit out of you, but possibly murder you if he has the reason to. God, are you trying to get him killed or something?[/QUOTE] He can't murder you if he's [b]dead[/b]!

call the cops [b]call the cops[/b] [highlight]call the cops[/highlight] [b][highlight]CALL THE FUCKING COPS[/highlight][/b]

[QUOTE=SnakeHead;16206574]Stop trying to act like some tough-shit and call the fucking cops. Do you not have any common sense?[/QUOTE] He is just trying to be mature. He is not acting like a tough shit. How old are you?

Fuck him up, beat him the fuck down.

OP is either troll or retarded. If he wasn't a troll or retarded, he'd have gone to the police by now. I'm so surprised people kept posting in this thread after he declined the suggestion to call the police - you can't help people who refuse to help themselves, therefore the past 100 posts in this thread have been completely useless and akin to spam. Good job giving him attention, guys.

Rape him. :chef:

[QUOTE=SmokyMcPotChron;16207490]Uh since always? My friends civic has over 420,000 right now, still running[/QUOTE] That's nothing. My 99' Jimmy is about halfway to the moon. [editline]10:35AM[/editline] Also, call the fucking cops already. He has breaking and entering along with that threat against him.

Just get a Taser and tase the guy in the balls.

[QUOTE=Red Heavy;16206514]How about you call the cops because they're sending you [i]death threats[/i]? They're also threatening to destroy property that you payed for.[/QUOTE] Cops usually don't do shit about threats.. Not here in Denmark atleast. I don't know about your cops though.

[QUOTE=innerfire34;16206436]call the cops, someone got their feelings hurt[/QUOTE] No cops! Cops are all corrupted! We gotta take this problem in our own hands! Lock and fucking load man! [i]"Shit really changes yo niggas' losing their mind.."[/i] Anyway, OP, it seems like you are here just to gather up as many options as you can, about what to do next, if he makes another move on you. People have told you a thousand times that Call the Cops, but you refuse. What else is there to do? Sure, buy an illegal gun and go threatening him (Don't pull the trigger..) or dig up your grand-mothers Cookie-recipe-book and cook a Molotov cocktail. [b]What are you even capable of doing?[/b] I mean just keep your eyes open, be aware of this guy. By the way, I read the whole long story. I have no idea how to get away with a murder, or maybe a slight idea, but I wouldn't suggest you even thinking about it, unless shit's get serious. But then again, I suppose it's only a joke when people here suggest you killing the guy..

It's Mikfoz isn't it?

Kill him before he kills you

So even when i call the cops what exactly do you you think is going to happen? They're going to arrest him? Throw him in jail? Keep him atleast 100m away from me at all times? All the cops are going to do is MAYBE put an investigation under him and ask him some questions. They aren't going to stop anything. Then he knows i called the cops and he gets more pissed off. TBH calling the cops really doesn't sound like that good of an idea.

He isn't going to murder you.

[QUOTE=FunTykoon;16222115]He isn't going to murder you.[/QUOTE] And how do you know? Under the right circumstances (drunk, anger, weapon) He can kill.

[QUOTE=Lukus-NAESA(R);16207470]Since when is 200,000 Km not a lot for an engine to do...[/QUOTE] since you've never owned a car be quiet, darling

[QUOTE=SmokyMcPotChron;16221487]So even when i call the cops what exactly do you you think is going to happen? They're going to arrest him? Throw him in jail? Keep him atleast 100m away from me at all times? All the cops are going to do is MAYBE put an investigation under him and ask him some questions. They aren't going to stop anything. Then he knows i called the cops and he gets more pissed off. TBH calling the cops really doesn't sound like that good of an idea.[/QUOTE] Then call the cops again. Bring all evidence you can with you. The cops aren't going to take death threats lightly... But there are some cases I agree with you on. Like if this guy goes to jail, his friends might jump you or kill you. When he gets out he would be pissed as well. Still though, call the cops.

I prescribe a vacation

If he takes action, take revenge, if he doesn't, don't/

[QUOTE=Zeke129;16212105]I'm in SK too. Let's roll up on this fucker and take him down bro[/QUOTE] Word life, representing Regina Beach motherfucker.

[QUOTE=Ma Kasha;16222835]Word life, representing Regina Beach motherfucker.[/QUOTE] Wish I could help ma niggas out representin' Manicompton.

[quote]we argued for a bit, but eventually we were told to meet at (diefenbaker hill), a dirt road area near the river. I know this probably stands out to most of you as a bad idea. (meeting where nobody's around) [b]but his excuse was that since he did a breaking and entering earlier that day[/b], he had to leave the city for a few hours, and the highway he took happened to be located right by diefenbaker, [b]so hence we didn't think anything of it at the time.[/b][/quote] WELL GOOD THING YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT WITH THIS GUY shit.

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[QUOTE=SmokyMcPotChron;16221487]So even when i call the cops what exactly do you you think is going to happen? They're going to arrest him? Throw him in jail? Keep him atleast 100m away from me at all times? All the cops are going to do is MAYBE put an investigation under him and ask him some questions. They aren't going to stop anything. Then he knows i called the cops and he gets more pissed off. TBH calling the cops really doesn't sound like that good of an idea.[/QUOTE] Has this happened before to you?

[QUOTE=mu ha ha;16220555]Cops usually don't do shit about threats.. Not here in Denmark atleast. I don't know about your cops though.[/QUOTE] Yeah cops around here, I don't know. Tons of times they barged in finding my mom getting beat up by her boyfriend and the fucking prick always gets out the next morning. Probably because my mom never charges..

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