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I laughed
"And so, the mighty lord Bourbon looked upon his non-biscuit foes with disgust and anger; "What be these pathetic glacier sweets roaming upon my battlefield? This was meant to be a glorious conflict! Not a petty squabble among easily edible and pathetic fools!" The Lord asked himself. A civil war is not what was brought to him today, but an entirely different adversary - a sweet one. Sweeter and shinier than any biscuit, the oreo arrows' mighty filling merely splattered upon their shields as if it were water. Then as a Fox's Mint stood over the Lord, the life of the Lord flashed before his eyes. He had remembered a time when the sweets were attacking his small mountainous village of Digestives, and how the digestives used their coffee to melt the mountain's ice and snow, leading a stream of water to wash away and dissolve the sweets, leaving them powerless for the hardened digestives. The digestives merely soaked up the water - perhaps this was the same case for the bourbons such as the Lord himself? The Lord then took out his revolver, and fired some milk at the base of the coffee tower. It smashed upon the ground with a titanic roar yet splenderous and almost royal grace, melting and horrifingly disfiguring the invading forces. The glacier sweets had been defeated, and the hamlet of Bourbon was safe, but now the Lord had to concentrate on the Civil war with the sly Jammy Dodgers..."
my addition
It's getting spammed a lot :P
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[QUOTE=Shugo;18399848]I adapted from one of my favorite science fiction series.[/QUOTE]
gordon doesn't speak
Sounds like they like chocolate milk :/
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