My friend almost killed himself. - General

[QUOTE=.0isin;16244207]I forgot to mention, he also wiped his moms entire harddrive, which had maybe 2 years of work on it, just because she took his Wii away.[/QUOTE] I smashed my old computer because it got smashed. That's more fucked up than wiping two years' worth of work. Also,why the hell are you friends with him? He's part wank,part mental.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16243814] The reason he eat the whole container is that his mom was sorta being mean to him a few days before that, and by mean, I mean her telling him to brush his teeth, and he wouldn't. [/QUOTE] How old are you two...

[QUOTE=.0isin;16244207]I forgot to mention, he also wiped his moms entire harddrive, which had maybe 2 years of work on it, just because she took his Wii away.[/QUOTE] This selfless fucking friend of yours needs to be disowned, slap him in the face and tell him his mother's just wanting the best life for him instead of fucking sitting inside a sunny day not socializing playing the wii. Why anyone would want to be friends with a puny fucker like that I don't know. Wait, It's a troll, bah.

Were his muscles relaxed after that?

He's a nice guy, just sometimes he does fucked up stuff. I have no clue why, he's just a selfish bastard sometimes. [editline]03:06PM[/editline] 15 and 16.

[QUOTE=Jessesmith1;16244001]give him toothpaste and a toothbrush as a get well gift he'll love it.[/QUOTE] Best idea ever. You gotta do this and tell us what his reaction was :v:

I'm not fucking trolling, what do you need as evidence?

[QUOTE=.0isin;16244317]15 and 16.[/QUOTE] :crossarms:

Just tell him to relax next time his mother annoys him.

Man up

if not a troll, you're friend is a fucking moron. "son brush your teeth." "NO" "please?" *son swallows bottle of pills.*

[QUOTE=TurtlePower;16244365]Just tell him to relax next time his mother annoys him.[/QUOTE] Maybe thats what the muscle relaxents were for.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16244334]I'm not fucking trolling, what do you need as evidence?[/QUOTE] A video.

a couple years ago my mom woke me up from a nap and wanted to take a family picture for christmas and i was angry, but then she told me to put shoes on for the picture and i got extremely pissed and punched through my door...oh to be young, hahah.

You should get him to brush his teeth.

I DON'T WANT TO BRUSH MY TEEEEEEEEETH FFFFFFFFFF I SUCCCCK :suicide:

Show him this thread.

I'd rather be dead than fighting cavity !

[QUOTE=Ryan2407;16243907]Is he like 12 or something?[/QUOTE] I am 12 and what is... you know what, Nevermind. Anyway, This kid is a dick...

Tell him Facepunch is laughing a him

[QUOTE=smurfy;16244155]Beat him up.[/QUOTE] You sir, at the time of this posting, have 5,555 posts. Congratulations. Also, On-Topic, that kid is gonna have hard time with life if he wants to kill himself over brushing his teeth.

OH! buy him a toothbrush for a get well pesent! [editline]03:27PM[/editline] broke autmerge...

Dude, if my best friend tried to off himself because he was told to brush his teeth, I'd put him right back in the hospital once he got out.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16243814]Hey guys, I'm wondering what I should do today. A couple days ago, (I was told this by my friends mom) my best friend took a whole container of muscle relaxant. He then got rushed over to the hospital, and got his stomach pumped, and almost had his heart stopped. The reason he eat the whole container is that his mom was sorta being mean to him a few days before that, and by mean, I mean her telling him to brush his teeth, and he wouldn't. I'm now going to visit him, but I don't know what to talk about, I don't want to seem like a jerk or anything. Help is appreciated.[/QUOTE] Tell him "I'll help you plot to kill your parents. I"ll even be the one to kill them, and afterwords, we will both dress up as ponies and I'll bite your dick off.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16243814]Hey guys, I'm wondering what I should do today. A couple days ago, (I was told this by my friends mom) my best friend took a whole container of muscle relaxant. He then got rushed over to the hospital, and got his stomach pumped, and almost had his heart stopped. The reason he eat the whole container is that his mom was sorta being mean to him a few days before that, and by mean, I mean her telling him to brush his teeth, and he wouldn't. I'm now going to visit him, but I don't know what to talk about, I don't want to seem like a jerk or anything. Help is appreciated.[/QUOTE] Tell him to grow the fuck up. Life isn't all shits and giggles and it's just gunna get harder as he gets older. If he thinks brushing his teeth is bad, maybe he should start thinking about taxes and bills. He's being fucking retarded and tell him to take it like a man.

Wait, back the hell up, he almost killed himself because his mom nagged him about brushing his teeth? Damn. She must be pretty annoying.

This has to be a fucking troll thread.

Yous be trolling

So he tried to kill himself cause his mom was nagging him to brush his teeth.... Where do you guys live I'm going to put him back into the hospital with extended stay.

Oh crap, I forgot to mention that he failed about 4 of his courses, redid one in summer school, and failed that too. The reason he was failing them was because he hardly went to any of the classes.