My friend almost killed himself. - General

When you talk to him make every sentance have an obvious pun :v:

Get a new friend.

Give him some toothpaste filled oreos. He'll love em.

Tell him he should take two bottles next time.

[QUOTE=nubcakez;16244290]How old is are you two...[/QUOTE] How old are YOU?

Slap him as soon as you see him.

Why do people always choose the stupidest ways of killing themselves? If you're going to try, you might as well do it right.

As proof you should kill your friend, wait untill he's blue and cold, smash him in your scanner and then scan him.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16243814]The reason he eat the whole container is that his mom was sorta being mean to him a few days before that, and by mean, I mean her telling him to brush his teeth, and he wouldn't.[/QUOTE] [b]WHAT[/b] What the fuck is WRONG with the youth of today? Does he slit his wrists when his mom tells him it's bed time? [b]EDIT:[/b] OP, do me a favor. When you get to the doctor can you tell them to give him a Vasectomy, I don't want little kids running around in his gene-pool.

Next time he's going to Pussy out, finish the job for him. Honestly, he sounds like a waste of food and oxygen.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16244207]I forgot to mention, he also wiped his moms entire harddrive, which had maybe 2 years of work on it, just because she took his Wii away.[/QUOTE] He deserves to get raped by a baboon with a purple ass.

[QUOTE=killz2much;16245205][b]WHAT[/b] What the fuck is WRONG with the youth of today? Does he slit his wrists when his mom tells him it's bed time? [b]EDIT:[/b] OP, do me a favor. When you get to the doctor can you tell them to give him a Vasectomy, I don't want little kids running around in his gene-pool.[/QUOTE] Nah, I'll just ask him to accidentally chop his dick off.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8[/media] this came to mind when I read this. (the brush yo teeth part) Anyways, your friend is really stubborn.

Is he :downs:?

What the fuck? For not brushing his teeth? What a dumbass..

Surely he's not completely right in the head if just being told to brush his teeth sends him off the edge. God forbid his wife seems naggy later on, he'll end up under a bridge.

Say this to him; "Double up the dosage and lock the door."

Let him die, he won't ever amount to anything in life.

While he's in the hospital say something like, "Your mother is taking away your computer for trying to kill yourself."

[QUOTE=crystalmeth1;16247153]Let him die, he won't ever amount to anything in life.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I can see it now. Boss: Hey, I need the paperwork in by 5 today so- Him: I DON'T WANNA!!!!! *jumps out the window*

[QUOTE=.0isin;16243814] The reason he eat the whole container is that his mom was sorta being mean to him a few days before that, and by mean, I mean her telling him to brush his teeth, and he wouldn't. [/QUOTE] So, is your friend four?

Why the fuck didn't they just let the fucker die.

I've seen alot of pathetic things in my times and this is almost as stupid/pathetic as the kid who killed himself because he couldn't play on his Wii. You need to mentally grill your friend for being such a stuck up selfish little emo cry baby.

What a horrible life he must have? Brush his TEETH? Good god. How could [i]anyone[/i] ask so much of a man?

Wow10yearoldretard

Attempted suicide should carry the death penalty.

[QUOTE=hrothunder;16247321]Attempted suicide should carry the death penalty.[/QUOTE] Only if the cause for attempting suicide is something ridiculously idiotic such as this.

I've given up trying to make sense of these things. it's like a Where's Waldo puzzle in hell.

mom "BRUSH YO TEEEF" Son"NOOOUOOOUUOOOOOO"

:smithicide: DENTAL HYGIENE MAKES ME DARK INSIDE