if he tried to kill himself over dental hygiene you should have let him die, natural selection.
Hahaha, tried to kill himself since his mom wanted him to brush his teeth...
Is he retarded or something?
Tell him to brush his fucking teeth.
Tell him his teeth are yellow and his breath stinks, and to brush his teeth.
See what happens.
(Probably already been said, but reading three pages = :effort:)
Kill yourself in front of him.
finish him off
CRAAAAAWLING IN MY TEEEEEETH, THESE GUUUUMS THEY WIIIIL NOT HEEEEEAAALLL [img]http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/2009/trans.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;16247255]
You need to mentally grill your friend for being such a stuck up selfish little emo cry baby.[/QUOTE]
Why not just grill the fucker??
getting straight to business
Tell him to jump from a building next time.
Go to the hospital and brush his teeth. AND FILM HIM !!! MUHAHAHAHAHA
[QUOTE=.0isin;16244874]Oh crap, I forgot to mention that he failed about 4 of his courses, redid one in summer school, and failed that too. The reason he was failing them was because he hardly went to any of the classes.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/crossarms.gif[/img]
''Hey guys, my friend killed himself because he had to brush his teeth
oh, and also because he failed about 4 of his courses, redid one in summer school, and failed that too. The reason he was failing them was because he hardly went to any of the classes.''
[QUOTE=wewt!;16248203][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/crossarms.gif[/img]
''Hey guys, my friend killed himself because he had to brush his teeth
oh, and also because he failed about 4 of his courses, redid one in summer school, and failed that too. The reason he was failing them was because he hardly went to any of the classes.''[/QUOTE]
It's all his fault too.
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Help him with his pain, you must kill him and harvest his organs for a Lochinvar, when you find it eat it, and then you and your friend and his mom will be happy
Call him a dumbass and slap him in the face.
[QUOTE=Nick99;16244877]When you talk to him make every sentance have an obvious pun :v:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaWemPhcEwI[/media]
"Honey, go brush your teeth"
"ARGHHHHHHH MOM! YOU"RE SO UNFAIR! GAWD I HATE MY LIFE"
Slap him across the fucking face.
Your friend utterly spoiled, uncaring, only thinks about himself, and will destroy for his own ambition.
If this is all true leave him or is he going to cry, threaten suicide, and want to be comforted.
Holy shit that is funny but I still feel sorry for him..
You guys are assholes for rating it funny.
[quote=luxo;16244005]"brush your teeth!"
"no!"
*blows brains out with a sawed-off*[/quote]
lol!
[QUOTE=B-hazard;16243848]Tell him that you and other people care about him, and that he shouldn't throw his life away, cetc.[/QUOTE]
No, that'll teach him proper dental hygiene!
Your friend needs plenty of help. Its probibly more that brushing his teeth. Just be there for him and keep him out of trouble.
[QUOTE=Elementality;16243867]what a selfish fuck.[/QUOTE]
Seriously, he needs to fucking brush his teeth.
Probably wanna bring him some breath mints if he hasn't been brushing his teeth.
Punch in the face. He deserves it for being a selfish cunt.
When you leave, turn in the door and remind him to brush his teeth.
this guy sounds like a
[b]REAL LIFE TROLL[/b]
If that's the reason, don't even bother because he won't last too long.
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