My friend almost killed himself. - General

Go to the hospital and ask him to wipe his arse.

You need new friends, stay away from this crazy nutjob.

Your friend sounds like someone I'd despise heavily. [B]EDIT:[/B] Seriously, I'd fucking knock him out if I saw him on the street, that's how much he pisses me off. Total doucher.

[QUOTE=tarkata14;16255773]Your friend sounds like someone I'd despise heavily. [B]EDIT:[/B] Seriously, I'd fucking knock him out if I saw him on the street, that's how much he pisses me off. Total doucher.[/QUOTE][img]http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d3/Internettoughkid.jpg[/img]

Lol. Post is obviously satire.

If he's going to kill himself over brushing his teeth let him do it.

How will I get out of brushing my teeth? I know! FUCKING KILL MYSELF.

Punch him in the face. For me. Tell him I told you to do it.

Go see him in the hospital, walk right up to him. And Bitchlap him, as hard as you fucking can. Tell how fucking stubborn fucktard he is, and how everything he does is just rediciliously retarted. He wont learn 'till someone (preferably friends) says it on his face. If he rages, say something like this: "Fine, be the stupid fucktard you are, don't blame us for not trying to help you" To doudle the effect, bring some of his "friends" along with you. Plan the thing up so none of you will screw up the whole thing by suddenly defending the retard. There's only two ways to go; He either learns to be less-retard. Or he gets Mega Le Touche'd that he tries to avoid all of you, being afraid that he gets again told how fucking harsh the life is.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16243814] The reason he eat the whole container is that his mom was sorta being mean to him a few days before that, and by mean, I mean her telling him to brush his teeth, and he wouldn't. [/QUOTE] :wtc:

He must have had a [I]relaxing[/I] day, then... [IMG]http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/11118/AustinPowers_original.jpg[/IMG]

Tell him he's a fucking idiot and he should kill himself correctly when he gets out of the hospital.

[QUOTE=Error_404;16259716]He must have had a [I]relaxing[/I] day, then... [IMG]http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/11118/AustinPowers_original.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Daily updates?! For more than 1000's of tutorials!? THAT'S JUST RIDICULOUS.

[QUOTE=.0isin;16244207]I forgot to mention, he also wiped his moms entire harddrive, which had maybe 2 years of work on it, just because she took his Wii away.[/QUOTE] This kid's an asshole.

[QUOTE=Error_404;16259716]He must have had a [I]relaxing[/I] day, then... [IMG]http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/11118/AustinPowers_original.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] fucked that one up didn't you buddy

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;16259429]Go see him in the hospital, walk right up to him. And Bitchlap him, as hard as you fucking can. Tell how fucking stubborn fucktard he is, and how everything he does is just rediciliously retarted. He wont learn 'till someone (preferably friends) says it on his face. If he rages, say something like this: "Fine, be the stupid fucktard you are, don't blame us for not trying to help you" To doudle the effect, bring some of his "friends" along with you. Plan the thing up so none of you will screw up the whole thing by suddenly defending the retard. There's only two ways to go; He either learns to be less-retard. Or he gets Mega Le Touche'd that he tries to avoid all of you, being afraid that he gets again told how fucking harsh the life is.[/QUOTE] Just to add to this, do one of these slaps as well. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovBICKDlU3M[/media]

[QUOTE=.0isin;16243814]Hey guys, I'm wondering what I should do today. A couple days ago, (I was told this by my friends mom) my best friend took a whole container of muscle relaxant. He then got rushed over to the hospital, and got his stomach pumped, and almost had his heart stopped. The reason he eat the whole container is that his mom was sorta being mean to him a few days before that, and by mean, I mean her telling him to brush his teeth, and he wouldn't. I'm now going to visit him, but I don't know what to talk about, I don't want to seem like a jerk or anything. Help is appreciated.[/QUOTE] ...............whut?

[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;16247255]I've seen alot of pathetic things in my times and this is almost as stupid/pathetic as the kid who killed himself because he couldn't play on his Wii. You need to mentally grill your friend for being such a stuck up selfish little emo cry baby.[/QUOTE] I'd leave that to his parents for hte next time he needs to brush his teeth.

take him off life support and you will have done the world a favor

[QUOTE=.0isin;16244207]I forgot to mention, he also wiped his moms entire harddrive, which had maybe 2 years of work on it, just because she took his Wii away.[/QUOTE] A couple text files and an mp3?

Tell him hes a fucktard and push him off a building.

suicide is bad, kids

OP: 12 year old thinks his life blows.

Tell him to beat his mother next time she annoys him.

tell him he should stop being a whiny little pussy because of hes mother taking care of him, fuck some people are stupid. oh and kick him in the nuts for me.

He must have the worst life in the world, I mean, having to BRUSH YOUR TEETH? Poor guy...

stamp on his head [editline]09:16PM[/editline] hard [editline]09:17PM[/editline] i mean like fucking mega dinosaur legs Chuck Norris hard

Finish the job :ninja:

Pretty much what everyone has said in the past 4 pages I agree with.

He almost killed himself because his mum told him to [b][i]brush his teeth[/i][/b]??? Tell him to clean his room and have a shower, and tell me what happens