Broke out the heavy artillery.
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and enabled the night vision...
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I'll get em...
If you catch him, keep him as a pet :D
Give it a sack of bird seed. Mountain squirrels will eat lots of it, then puff up and shutdown as their digestive system works in overdrive to finish their feast.
Don't know if it works on all squirrels.
[QUOTE=munky91;29686948]Give it a sack of bird seed. Mountain squirrels will eat lots of it, then puff up and shutdown as their digestive system works in overdrive to finish their feast.
Don't know if it works on all squirrels.[/QUOTE]
I don't want it to get fat and die in my walls. :saddowns:
It's right above my room too.
I want this sucker alive, he's like the Osama of my house, terrorizing my attic.
[QUOTE=nivek;29686981]I don't want it to get fat and die in my walls. :saddowns:
It's right above my room too.
I want this sucker alive, he's like the Osama of my house, terrorizing my attic.[/QUOTE]
Oh then it's a simple fix. All you need is a team of Navy SEALS.
[QUOTE=Identity;29687011]Oh then it's a simple fix. All you need is a team of Navy SEALS.[/QUOTE]
I can't do that, this one's personal...
I will get him.
But right now he's fucking too full to go in the new trap, cause he stuffed his fat fucking face on the fucking treats I put in the last trap mother fucking fat fuck.
Nivek I hope you get it. Then you can train him to be an attack squirrel and use him at HVA. :buddy:
I read the title as "Freeloading Squirrel Breasts". :v:
I hope he doesn't catch the little guy and this becomes a live stream of OP's elaborate and failed attempts at capturing him. It'll be hilarious to watch.
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I have been staring at it non-stop, he is full from the last trap.
[QUOTE=nivek;29687454]I have been staring at it non-stop, he is full from the last trap.[/QUOTE]
I swear saw the bastard move for a smidge in front of the camera.
He know's we're watching.
[QUOTE=nivek;29687418][url]http://173.62.3.237/[/url][/QUOTE]
I know what I'm watching tonight.
[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;29687554]I swear saw the bastard move for a smidge in front of the camera.
He know's we're watching.[/QUOTE]
The front of the trap is only ~1 foot away from his "nest", Oh yeah I forgot to fucking mention, his nest is padded with checks, I peeked in and saw a bunch on bank checks. I'll take a picture tomorrow.
Squirrels have good noses right? Maybe he smells you on the trap?
[QUOTE=nivek;29687620]The front of the trap is only ~1 foot away from his "nest", Oh yeah I forgot to fucking mention, his nest is padded with checks, I peeked in and saw a bunch on bank checks. I'll take a picture tomorrow.[/QUOTE]
Where did he get checks from?
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29687646]Where did he get checks from?[/QUOTE]
I'm honestly not sure? Maybe some old checks in a box in my attic, but I don't know.
[QUOTE=nivek;29687667]I'm honestly not sure? Maybe some old checks in a box in my attic, but I don't know.[/QUOTE]
What if they're his checks and he's actually a hard-working, valuable citizen and worker of a squirrel community and he's just getting by and he relies on your attic for shelter and food for his children whom he dearly loves?
That's a really long run-on sentence. Sorry.
[QUOTE=Teh_Spork;29687791]What if they're his checks and he's actually a hard-working, valuable citizen and worker of a squirrel community and he's just getting by and he relies on your attic for shelter and food for his children whom he dearly loves?
That's a really long run-on sentence. Sorry.[/QUOTE]
Then he better prepare for an EVICTION NOTICE.
[QUOTE=nivek;29687816]Then he better prepare for an EVICTION NOTICE.[/QUOTE]
Aw, poor guy.
I wonder if squirrel foreclosure is a serious problem...
[QUOTE=ZenX2;29687868]I wonder if squirrel foreclosure is a serious problem...[/QUOTE]
It is. I saw a documentary about it.
I'm about to go gold! :aaa:
Build that squirrel it's own little house!
[QUOTE=nivek;29683160]I've considered getting attic box camo, and watching with a .22 and subsonic ammo. That's a bit extreme though...
I feel the pellet gun won't kill on impact, and it'll go die in my wall and stink up my place. Again, I want these fuckers ALIVE, I need that satisfaction.[/QUOTE]
It's a squirrel, not Osama. Alright kid? You don't need to call in the Army for a squirrel
[QUOTE=Esteam;29687922]It's a squirrel, not Osama. Alright kid? You don't need to call in the Army for a squirrel[/QUOTE]
Lol, I was kidding, I have no intent of killing it.
[QUOTE=Esteam;29687922]It's a squirrel, not Osama. Alright kid? You don't need to call in the Army for a squirrel[/QUOTE]
yeah...kid. *pulls up big boy trousers and struts off*
[QUOTE=Esteam;29687922]It's a squirrel, not Osama. Alright kid? You don't need to call in the Army for a squirrel[/QUOTE]
No fun allowed.
Capture it, if it is pregnant let it have the children so it can raise them to be like it. Slowly incorporate meat into their food. When they have grown a preference for meat capture other neighborhood pests and form some sort of battle arena, or put up a ad for your squirrel to fuck up the pests in other peoples houses.
Make billions and then breed them for some kickass meat eating ass kicking squirrel master race.
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