Freeloading Squirrel Beasts - General

[QUOTE=nivek;29688046]Lol, I was kidding, I have no intent of killing it.[/QUOTE] okay [QUOTE=The Mighty Boat;29688063]yeah...kid. *pulls up big boy trousers and struts off*[/QUOTE] i wish i could afford trousers

I dare you to just jump up in front of the camera naked and start dancing. Edit before Rampage: What bait are you using, Peanut Butter still? He may have gotten used to that, and you should try something else.

What are they doing to your attic/house exactly Do they use it as a toilet or

[QUOTE=rilez;29688452]What are they doing to your attic/house exactly Do they use it as a toilet or[/QUOTE] Probably the same thing Nivek uses it for. A home

[QUOTE=rilez;29688452]What are they doing to your attic/house exactly Do they use it as a toilet or[/QUOTE] Noise, probably.

claymores

[QUOTE=rilez;29688452]What are they doing to your attic/house exactly Do they use it as a toilet or[/QUOTE] Being fucking freeloaders. They found a nice warm place to stay and stuck with it, since December. I don't want them to get in the house, fuck up wires, or die in the walls; so they must go.

[QUOTE=nivek;29688730]Being fucking freeloaders. They found a nice warm place to stay and stuck with it, since December. I don't want them to get in the house, fuck up wires, or die in the walls; so they must go.[/QUOTE] Make them pay rent Or domesticate them Or give them small pox infested blankets during winter

Build one of these and position it to fire out the window: [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/squirrel-launch.gif[/img] If you can find some way to make a trip-wire so you don't have to sit there and launch manually that would be even better.

Stand on one leg all night and when the squirrel comes by, kick it with all that might you've been building up.

Kill it with C4

[QUOTE=Guardian-Angel;29683814]Lol no it won't you idiot. Standard 4-inch redbrick won't get penetrated by .22 LR. Get a .17 HMR gun and blow it to kingdom come. It'll explode as soon as you shoot it (literally, I've seen it,) so there's no chance of it running off and dying and stinking up your attic.[/QUOTE] Holy shit do you even know anything about guns? Retard alert.

Make some horribly gruesome contraption that will make SAW look like My Little Pony. That or just a pressure triggered explosive (sure it might make a mess but it will be damn awesome).

Uhm...Call pest control ?

Awesome thread, and the OP actually seems legit. Good luck getting your squirrel!

OFCOURSE, the camera fucked up at 3:25AM, I go up and check and some of the peanut butter on the new trap is gone. HE WENT IN IT AND ATE THE PEANUT BUTTER AND THE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GET IT. I moved the trap over a bit to make it on a flat surface, before the door was pointed down a bit so I suspect his weight couldn't fully get on the tray of the trap.

[img]http://www.signis.net/malone/img/wiki_up/Mouse-Hunt-Posters.jpg[/img] Maybe it'll end up like this! Don't destroy the house OP.

[QUOTE=nivek;29693254]OFCOURSE, the camera fucked up at 3:25AM, I go up and check and some of the peanut butter on the new trap is gone. HE WENT IN IT AND ATE THE PEANUT BUTTER AND THE CAMERA DIDN'T EVEN GET IT. I moved the trap over a bit to make it on a flat surface, before the door was pointed down a bit so I suspect his weight couldn't fully get on the tray of the trap.[/QUOTE] Get something open at the top that can hold enough water to submerge the squirrel (and big enough for the squirrel to fall inside). Cover the opening at the top with a hatch of metal, then connect the metal hatch to a car battery. Put some peanut butter (or whatever) on the hatch in the middle. Watch through camera, squirrel jumps on, you pull the thread that is holding the hatch, electrified hatch falls into the water together with the squirrel and there you go. Much cooler then just a cage trap (also most probably not even half as efficient, but hey).

[QUOTE=nivek;29688046]Lol, I was kidding, I have no intent of killing it.[/QUOTE] Why not? It will only come back

[b]MISSION ACCOMPLISHED[/b] Unfortunately the camera was down, however... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9492989/Photo%20May%2008%2C%2012%2037%2030%20PM.jpg[/img] [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9492989/Photo%20May%2008%2C%2012%2037%2033%20PM.jpg[/img] I'm shipping him off to boarding school... [img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9492989/Photo%20May%2008%2C%2012%2040%2056%20PM.jpg[/img] I'll take a video when I release him into the wild later. Far Far away from my house. I tried to feed the beast however he was too livid, trying to escape constantly.

You should have kept him as the leader of your soon-to-be squirrel army.

[QUOTE=Blanketspace;29698608]You should have kept him as the leader of your soon-to-be squirrel army.[/QUOTE] A beast this savage cannot be tamed, just imagine the power? I couldn't let that shit get out of hand...

[QUOTE=nivek;29698006][img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9492989/Photo%20May%2008%2C%2012%2037%2033%20PM.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] When I saw this. I suddenly imagined him saying in gansta' accent "Lemme just open this. Imma fuck your shit up!" And I instantly shat a kidney from laughter.

Ha, when you let him go in the woods hes gonna jump on your face and bite and scratch the shit out of you, then give you rabies and infected scratches, then when you come from the hospital, he will be on your couch.

Couldn't get any pictures of him running off, he ran off too fast. Until next time foul beast...

[QUOTE=Natahster;29703492]Ha, when you let him go in the woods hes gonna jump on your face and bite and scratch the shit out of you, then give you rabies and infected scratches, then when you come from the hospital, he will be on your couch.[/QUOTE] Squirrels cannot carry rabies.

[QUOTE=nivek;29707864]Couldn't get any pictures of him running off, he ran off too fast. Until next time foul beast...[/QUOTE] Just wait. It'll come back with a trap to fit you in.

[QUOTE=s0beit;29683124]Actually, pellet guns can be quite effective. Anyway, you seem to be balls deep in this operation with the video feed and the elaborate traps, i say go all out and get weight triggered explosive devices of some kind, or an anvil, whatever.[/QUOTE] If the OP is going to have to go all out I'd recommend using the best of the best. I hear Seal Team Six is taking applications for unusual and/or extroardinary operations after they took out bin Laden. Or, if he feels that's sheer overkill, he could invest in one of these for considerably less: [img]http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/barrett-m107.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;29719142]If the OP is going to have to go all out I'd recommend using the best of the best. I hear Seal Team Six is taking applications for unusual and/or extroardinary operations after they took out bin Laden. Or, if he feels that's sheer overkill, he could invest in one of these for considerably less: [img_thumb]http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/barrett-m107.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Was reminded of this: [img]http://www.leragecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/karma-2-640x944.png[/img]

[QUOTE=nivek;29698663]A beast this savage cannot be tamed, just imagine the power? I couldn't let that shit get out of hand...[/QUOTE] Did you bring his home so it'd just be like some caravan roadtrip?