The United States of America: 1776-2008, 2013-2013

[LagMonster!!!!]

[QUOTE=MIPS;42372471]That's not fair! We want Washington state too! Hell, before we gave it to you it WAS canada.[/QUOTE]

Nah We're teaming up with Oregon and living on our own. If anything that would just be cutting off the dead weight states that keep us back.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42371659]They discovered Canada[/QUOTE]

and we sent em' packing

by we I mean the aboriginals

[DaCommie1]

[QUOTE=Fangz;42367673]So when does Florida get repo'ed by Spain?[/QUOTE]

Never, Canada intends to buy it to help you bail yourselves out. We demand Alaska as part of the deal too.

[LoganIsAwesome]

I declare we become a colony of Britain again

[Roll_Program]

It's because you were late on your taxes to Britain by like 250 years.

[matt000024]

Nah let's not go back to Britain and instead give the Dutch back their land.

[Tangerine]

Just for the record, we've had [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdown_in_the_United_States#List_of_U.S._government_shutdowns"]18 government shutdowns since 1976[/URL], the longest lasting 21 days.

[Rocko's]

[QUOTE=Tangerine;42373369]Just for the record, we've had [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_shutdown_in_the_United_States#List_of_U.S._government_shutdowns"]18 government shutdowns since 1976[/URL], the longest lasting 21 days.[/QUOTE]

Not like people care. The only problem about this shutdown is that we have a debt to handle...

[Smell]

If the U.S. plumets into anarchy, the Facepunch Kingdom will arise. Get ready to loot Wal-Mart and National Guard armories.

[KmartSqrl]

[QUOTE=LagMonster!!!!;42372536]Nah We're teaming up with Oregon and living on our own. If anything that would just be cutting off the dead weight states that keep us back.[/QUOTE]

Cascadia 4 lyfe homie

[The_J_Hat]

[video=youtube;Rk2VwwjIzG0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk2VwwjIzG0[/video]

[Rangergxi]

[QUOTE=Fort83;42374051]In all fairness Canada should get Alaska, fuck off Russia.[/QUOTE]

Let Sarah Palin have her crazy land.

[Jordax]

In that case, may we have New York, or how we called it, Nieuw Amsterdam back?

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Jordax;42377810]In that case, may we have New York, or how we called it, Nieuw Amsterdam back?[/QUOTE]

You could, but the British would just take it from you again.

[C O Y O T E]

Can us Swedes have New Yersey back so we can purge it

Please

[barttool]

Thank god America no longer owns the iconic strip of land round these parts..

[Sand Castle]

fuck obama anyways. brits i'll be over in a sec.

[RocketRacer]

American government has collapsed while some shitty Latvian is still alive? How the fuck?

[I]Yea, sorry, I don't understand much in politics.[/I]

[kijji]

[QUOTE=RocketRacer;42380649]American government has collapsed while some shitty Latvian is still alive? How the fuck?

[I]Yea, sorry, I don't understand much in politics.[/I][/QUOTE]
You don't seem shitty, man.

Only 5 or 6 percent of the government shut down, but who knows, maybe it'll be bumped up to 50 or 60.

[Venezuelan]

[QUOTE=RocketRacer;42380649]American government has collapsed while some shitty Latvian is still alive? How the fuck?

[I]Yea, sorry, I don't understand much in politics.[/I][/QUOTE]

now is your time to shine and acquire bounties of potatoes

[Daniel Smith]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42371012]England gets most of the east coast, Spain gets Florida, Russia gets Alaska, France gets the midwest, Mexico gets the southwest and west coast and Japan gets Hawaii.

[editline]1st October 2013[/editline]

And Canada can have New Hampshire.[/QUOTE]

That reminds me of an old cold war plan on how the USA would be occupied it if fell. USSR gets Alaska, China or Japan gets the rest of the west coast, UK gets New England etc.

[EmperorScorpious]

[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;42384643]That reminds me of an old cold war plan on how the USA would be occupied it if fell. USSR gets Alaska, China or Japan gets the rest of the west coast, UK gets New England etc.[/QUOTE]

UK working with the USSR during the Cold War? What?

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Fort83;42374051]In all fairness Canada should get Alaska, fuck off Russia.[/QUOTE]

I think Canada should also get St. Pierre and Miquelon, fuck off France

[Moustacheman]

Government is gone the South will rise again.

[t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9a/Confederate_Rebel_Flag.svg[/t]

[editline]2nd October 2013[/editline]

Except this time without the whole slavery thing.

[Aspen]

[QUOTE=Venezuelan;42384508]now is your time to shine and acquire bounties of potatoes[/QUOTE]

potato is only dream

[Venezuelan]

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;42387795]
Except this time without the whole slavery thing.[/QUOTE]

I think that's a deal breaker

[NoPartyHats]

[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;42371012]England gets most of the east coast, Spain gets Florida, Russia gets Alaska, France gets the midwest, Mexico gets the southwest and west coast and Japan gets Hawaii.

[editline]1st October 2013[/editline]

And Canada can have New Hampshire.[/QUOTE]

canada does not get my homeland

our garrison of retired old people will defend this ground to the last breath

[i]live free or die[/i]

[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/53/Old_Man_of_the_Mountain_4-26-03.jpg/800px-Old_Man_of_the_Mountain_4-26-03.jpg[/img]

[EmperorScorpious]

Did that mountain side collapse :v:

[DrPavlov]

[QUOTE=Fort83;42374051]In all fairness Canada should get Alaska, fuck off Russia.[/QUOTE]

And then russia gets canada, it's a win-win

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=Venezuelan;42389303]I think that's a deal breaker[/QUOTE]

Okay, maybe just a little.

But only felons and small children.