[QUOTE=Rediscover;35457766]i was at the edge of my seat while i read this[/QUOTE]
We all were man, we all were...
Had this happen to me and a good friend one night. We were smoking in my garage and we had possum living in it because my stepmother was a crazy bitch and couldn't just not let it in. ("It's an animal Jason and its seeking our help!")
God we had fun trying to kill that little fuck.
sounds like i can just waltz into your house and live there for free. "Its a minority Jason, and its seeking our help!"
[QUOTE=Rediscover;35457766]i was at the edge of my seat while i read this[/QUOTE]
here's a picture of my barn when its not being attacked by possums to soothe you.
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/1e27ma.jpg[/IMG]
oh man I laughed like twenty minutes at possum punt.
damn next time blow smoke in its face and get him baked
[QUOTE=13illay;35459583]here's a picture of my barn when its not being attacked by possums to soothe you.
[IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/1e27ma.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That's fucking amazing, I'm so envious right now..
Seriously looks like the best party and smoke house ever, and I've only seen the backyard.
[QUOTE=13illay;35450593]possum, no. rabies, very yes
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
i took a picture and videos and shit so i guess ill post that if i get out alive[/QUOTE]
Actually possum's are the only mammal that cannot get rabies. We used to kill the one's that got in our trash and stuff since I do live in the country and called animal control 1 time about 1 that looked funny and learned that tid bit.
[QUOTE=acer8;35465065]Actually possum's are the only mammal that cannot get rabies. We used to kill the one's that got in our trash and stuff since I do live in the country and called animal control 1 time about 1 that looked funny and learned that tid bit.[/QUOTE]
Not entirely true, they CAN get rabies, it's just extremely rare because they have a lower body temperature than most mammals.
[QUOTE=LSK;35465148]Not entirely true, they CAN get rabies, it's just extremely rare because they have a lower body temperature than most mammals.[/QUOTE]
But the chance that 1 could get rabies is virtually impossible, like a 1% chance.
next time this happens, just visualize the possum. Imagine kicking him. It is just like a big football or a toddler. Imagine punting a baby. Now just charge at it and kcik the shit out of it kciking it into the neghbours open window.
Boom out of sight, out of mind. And you're done.
Man this is a complete coincidence. I went into my backyard and saw a baby possum coming out of a hole in the back of my garage. It was hilarious.
[editline]7th April 2012[/editline]
it looked like this
[img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/47/124517053_efece19ff3.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=acer8;35472759]But the chance that 1 could get rabies is virtually impossible, like a 1% chance.[/QUOTE]
1% chance is hardly virtually impossible. That's 1 in 100, does that sound virtually impossible?
[QUOTE=13illay;35450440]i snuck into my barn to smoke and now this fucking possum wont move away from the door outside and im stuck in the goddamn barn. been like this for an hour and this possum is just staring at me. my second floor has a door you can open sp were just fucking staring each other down god damn[/QUOTE]
You went in a barn to smoke, you're a very smart little kid.
[QUOTE=Mac2468;35478088]1% chance is hardly virtually impossible. That's 1 in 100, does that sound virtually impossible?[/QUOTE]
So if you were to line up 100 possums and only 1 had rabies, I think that's a pretty slim chance. Maybe not exactly virtually impossible but still you get what im saying.
I dunno man its still a chance I wouldn't be willing to take.
i smoke with fucking raccoons
sometimes i'm literally smoking and they're right there fucking.
there are a few that sort of stalk me and watch me smoke, it's pretty funny.
[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]
seriously, in the dark at night. you're afraid of a single god damn possum and here i am lighting up and there's a fat raccoon romping around so close to me you can hear it breathe. i can't even see the god damn thing
I always find it funny to shine a powerful torch at a possum, they freeze up majorly haha
raccoons don't give a shit about light until they see a silhouette
then they freeze hilariously but in an extremely cute way like they're little bandits and they just got caught and they're thinking
this is totally what it doesn't look like...
but it is, because creeping around my fuckin backyard looks like creeping around my backyard no fuckin matter what. he could be crawling around on his back and i'd assume the same
For some reason the way you type your posts I imagine them being written by someone who is frantically typing out each thought as it comes into their head and almost having a conversation in their own head. :v:
[QUOTE=FoodStuffs;35494923]i smoke with fucking raccoons
sometimes i'm literally smoking and they're right there fucking.
there are a few that sort of stalk me and watch me smoke, it's pretty funny.
[editline]9th April 2012[/editline]
seriously, in the dark at night. you're afraid of a single god damn possum and here i am lighting up and there's a fat raccoon romping around so close to me you can hear it breathe. i can't even see the god damn thing[/QUOTE]
you should seriously start feeding them, make them feel comfortable.
I'd love to chill with some raccoon :v:
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35495145]For some reason the way you type your posts I imagine them being written by someone who is frantically typing out each thought as it comes into their head and almost having a conversation in their own head. :v:[/QUOTE]
it's something like that actually.
i can't really feed them because they already gorge themselves on bags of trash left out but that didn't quite make it down to the bin in time.
either way they are adorable little companions.
A++ thread
it's shit like this that makes DD man.
don't it just make you get all misty inside?
inside cause we're all to high to feel anything on the outside
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;35495145]For some reason the way you type your posts I imagine them being written by someone who is frantically typing out each thought as it comes into their head and almost having a conversation in their own head. :v:[/QUOTE]
its like me when im high, but he is permanently like this.
[img]https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/425857_251262324952420_100002059641402_550849_1519868945_n.jpg[/img]
This one keeps trying to steal our foud whenever we have the bbq on.
And scaring us shitless when hes jumping around on the roof.
We named him Nick.
Kill it
high. legendary thread. laughed harder than i did in the last month total. thanks.
Also, I'm scared of possum ears. I hate that plastic look they got. Argh, creepy possums.
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