• Haiti Disaster Relief game!
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The US needs to stop giving a shit about places we've never heard of. More people die every 5 years of Radon poisoning in their basements IN THE US, yet we spend millions of dollars for other countries. All we're really trying to do is paint a better picture of ourselves for the rest of the world.
your stupid game started going slow once i got over 100000 health >:c [img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9210/69677061.png[/img]
Sequel. Good luck on the Volcano level, there' a secret trap there. [url]http://www.kongregate.com/games/JunkieRobo/haiti-relief-game-sequel[/url]
[QUOTE=Hazelrat10;19738608]The US needs to stop giving a shit about places we've never heard of. More people die every 5 years of Radon poisoning in their basements IN THE US, yet we spend millions of dollars for other countries. All we're really trying to do is paint a better picture of ourselves for the rest of the world.[/QUOTE] It's not just US "giving a shit", it's global and a lot of other countries are also sending in support for Haiti.
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;19738645]Sequel. Good luck on the Volcano level, there' a secret trap there. [URL]http://www.kongregate.com/games/JunkieRobo/haiti-relief-game-sequel[/URL][/QUOTE] The ending made me cry, 10/10 game.
[QUOTE=Hazelrat10;19738608]The US needs to stop giving a shit about places we've never heard of. More people die every 5 years of Radon poisoning in their basements IN THE US, yet we spend millions of dollars for other countries. All we're really trying to do is paint a better picture of ourselves for the rest of the world.[/QUOTE] Or you know, we might just be saving innocent lives of people who's family and friends might have died. And if we didn't help then disease would spread rapidly with all the decomposing bodies, possibly sending a virus around the world, completley wiping out the human population. But yeah, it's probably just because we want to look good.
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;19738645]Sequel. Good luck on the Volcano level, there' a secret trap there. [url]http://www.kongregate.com/games/JunkieRobo/haiti-relief-game-sequel[/url][/QUOTE] Doosh's tragic sacrifice will always be remembered ;_;
I commented :D But seriously, add sounds and make the earthquake have 1 million health.
[QUOTE=343N;19738804]I commented :D But seriously, add sounds and make the earthquake have 1 million health.[/QUOTE] Okay. I'll just update the sequel since if I upload another amazing game like this Kongregates servers might overload and ban me. EDIT: They won't let me update the sequel. D: Oh well, I'll ssave the awesome for another day.
[QUOTE=Bradmastah;19738842]Okay. I'll just update the sequel since if I upload another amazing game like this Kongregates servers might overload and ban me. EDIT: They won't let me update the sequel. D: Oh well, I'll ssave the awesome for another day.[/QUOTE] the earthquake should make the screen shake so much that it makes clicking on "Attack" difficult.
[QUOTE=laserpanda;19738875]the earthquake should make the screen shake so much that it makes clicking on "Attack" difficult.[/QUOTE] Maybe when I make the next 20 sequels tomorrow. Right now I'm too damn tired from masturbating to my own games for the past 30 minutes.
I liked the bit with the volcano.
I like this. :downs:
Being a published flash developer myself, I find this bullshit retarded. You are never going to get past judgement, and even if you do, it gets reported and kong removes it. You are trying to use a natural disaster tragedy to generate revenue for yourself. It won't work. Kong requires you to make at least 100 dollars before you can cash out, meaning that unless you spam tons of bullshit like this, or actually make a real game, you will never see any money,
[QUOTE=FHamster;19739255]Being a published flash developer myself, I find this bullshit retarded. You are never going to get past judgement, and even if you do, it gets reported and kong removes it. You are trying to use a natural disaster tragedy to generate revenue for yourself. It won't work. Kong requires you to make at least 100 dollars before you can cash out, meaning that unless you spam tons of bullshit like this, or actually make a real game, you will never see any money,[/QUOTE] Okay, first off, Kongregate shares revenue no matter how bad/good the game is. It's $30 before you can cash out. I DO make actual games, I just thought it would be funny to put up a shitty little game like this just for shits and giggles. Even though the games have been removed, I still will generate money off of the pageviews the game had. The original "not a game" game is still up, and that will be the only Haiti game that stays up.
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