Yanks floored by nail guns, computers and baseballs - General

[QUOTE=archangel125;19708223]Ah, Americans. You so silly. See, people like them are the reason coffee cups have to have a CAUTION! HOT! warning on them.[/QUOTE] nah, people who sue McDonalds for spilling it in their lap are the reason.

=O these don't seem like things just americans would do though. the rest of the world just likes to poke fun at us, because they know if they actually started something they'd get raped. (;

[b]pain to penis after toilet lid fell onto it.[/b] [b]SPILLED HOT SPAGHETTI WATER ON GROIN WHILE COOKING AND BURNED PENIS[/b] Remember kids, don't cook while naked. [b]pt stuck a screw up in penis and into bladder.[/b] why? [b]A LITTLE MOTORIZED TOY GOT STUCK ON PTS PENIS.[/B]

Someone post the UK report, I bet it's worse knowing chavs.

[QUOTE=archangel125;19708223]Ah, Americans. You so silly. See, people like them are the reason coffee cups have to have a CAUTION! HOT! warning on them.[/QUOTE] Coffee is hot???!!!

[quote]64Y/O,M,HAD SEXUAL FANTASY, PUT COAT HANGER IN PENIS, HANGER BROKE,ADM FOREIGN BODY IN PENIS[/quote] [img]http://imgkk.com/i/35h.png[/img]

Jesus. H. Christ.....

[QUOTE=archangel125;19708223]Ah, Americans. You so silly. See, people like them are the reason coffee cups have to have a CAUTION! HOT! warning on them.[/QUOTE] Maybe you didn't notice, but this takes place over 17 years. You probably didn't, since you like making stupid comments like this. And fuck Canada, I only say that because of you Archangel.

[QUOTE=Doug52392;19707873]Damn woman drivers. :argh: By the way, the NEISS is searchable, in case anyone didn't figure it out. Querying the database for 13-30 year old males with injuries to the "pubic region" generats some hilarious results :v: On a related note, I never realized just how dangerous zippers are... :ohdear: [editline]1[/editline] [url]http://filesmelt.com/dl/whatthefuck1.jpg[/url] :wtc:[/QUOTE] How the FUCK do you get a bottlecap stuck IN YOUR PENIS?! D:

[b]PT SAID 10YO MALE COUSIN PULLED DOWN HER PANTS/UNDERPANTS & HIS PANTS/U NDERPANTS & PUT PENIS INSIDE VAGINA AT HOME X2;[/b] This isn't an injury at all, it's just really creepy. [B]PT PUT A SCROTAL RING ONTO TESTICLES AND HAD SEX NOW UNABLE TO REMOVE THE RING [/B] This wasn't as creepy until i read the age. 71 year olds shouldn't be doing this kind of thing.

[QUOTE=laserpanda;19708304][b]SPILLED HOT SPAGHETTI WATER ON GROIN WHILE COOKING AND BURNED PENIS[/b] Remember kids, don't cook while naked.[/QUOTE] You don't have to be naked to burn your crotch area with hot liquids. They soak through clothing. I had boiling tea spill on my jeans once, but I managed to get them off before I got burned.

[quote]Age: 6-6 Years PT WAS SLEEPING ON A TRAMPOLINE AT THE BABYSITTERS HOUSE AND A 12 YR OL D GIRLD ASSAULTED HER WITH A FINGER IN HER VAGINA ABRASION VAGINA[/quote] [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/f1mija.png[/img]

The list of things the ER had to remove from peoples asses is probably the most frightening. Plastic Fork 1 foot long candle marble roll of dollar bills baloon pump vibrator crayola marker pool ball wine bottle cork cell phone pencil chalk spray can plastic bottle paper clip curtain rod wine bottle cologne bottle walking cane screwdriver

There are some stupid people out there.

[QUOTE=cyanide101;19708394]Maybe you didn't notice, but this takes place over 17 years. You probably didn't, since you like making stupid comments like this. And fuck Canada, I only say that because of you Archangel.[/QUOTE] In case you haven't already figured it out from my previous posts, there are a great deal of Americans that I like. However, I deeply dislike the stupid ones, and the fact that Religion is so prevalent in so much State legislature. [editline]03:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=laserpanda;19708763]The list of things the ER had to remove from peoples asses is probably the most frightening. Plastic Fork 1 foot long candle marble roll of dollar bills baloon pump vibrator crayola marker pool ball wine bottle cork cell phone pencil chalk spray can plastic bottle paper clip curtain rod wine bottle cologne bottle walking cane screwdriver[/QUOTE] If someone managed to shove a goddamned spray can or wine bottle so deep up their ass that it got stuck and needed to be removed, you can only imagine what it did to them.

[B]FELL SKIING - NO HELMET - NOT LOCAL KNEE STRAIN[/B] If only he had worn a helmet.

[quote] Age: 25 - 25 YEARS Sex: 2 - FEMALE Narrative: PT STUCK DIME INTO HER VAGINA BECAUSE THE VOICE IN HER HEAD TOLD HER TO PT SUST F.B. TO VAGINA[/quote] ... ... [img]http://i49.tinypic.com/f1mija.png[/img]?

This whole thread just makes me cringe :byodood:

[QUOTE=markg06;19709382]This whole thread just makes me cringe :byodood:[/QUOTE] This thread is like 1000 ways to die, only these people didnt die so its even more hilarious that they have to live with what they've done.