The violent attack that was inflicted on me. - General

[QUOTE=nullsquared;18826084]Take some lessons on fighting and self-defense.[/QUOTE] Because us martial artists can fight off eight people at once.

Buy a knife.

And this is why i carry pipe bombs with me, if something like this is bout to happen i just open my backpack and take it out along with a lighter then i yell for islam! And the bullies are running away. Ofcourse it's not a real pipebomb it's a coke bottle that has been painted so it looks like metal and it has string on top of it. And i really don't carry them around nor do go out after 9pm. Or just buy a crossbow and carry it around with you.

[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;18827761]Speak softly and carry a boomstick.[/QUOTE] [I]Speak softly and carry a big gun.[/I] What the fuck, where did you get 'boom-stick' from. [editline]03:46PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Angua;18832088]And this is why i carry pipe bombs with me, if something like this is bout to happen i just open my backpack and take it out along with a lighter then i yell for islam! And the bullies are running away. Ofcourse it's not a real pipebomb it's a coke bottle that has been painted so it looks like metal and it has string on top of it. And i really don't carry them around nor do go out after 9pm. Or just buy a crossbow and carry it around with you.[/QUOTE] You do know why a pipe-bomb is in a pipe... Right?

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18831729]Once your attacker hits you with an iron pipe you get a free kick at his balls. Just so you know.[/QUOTE] Because a kick to the balls hurts more than an iron pipe to the face.

[QUOTE=Sickle;18832127][I]Speak softly and carry a big gun.[/I] What the fuck, where did you get 'boom-stick' from. [editline]03:46PM[/editline] You do know why a pipe-bomb is in a pipe... Right?[/QUOTE] It dosen't have to be go look picture from google third one isn't a pipe.

[QUOTE=d_cover;18826065]Okay I'll start off by saying this happened a while ago and also I suck at grammar. So back in november I had an awful attack that resulted in a scar along the top of my eye and a broken nose. One night my friend came over just to chill chat about some new games and I introduced him to left 4 dead 2. My night continues to be cheerful he leaves to go to his girl friends so I offer to walk with him for company so I leave. We walk down through some empty streets it was the night after bomb fire night and birmingham had rain on the 5th which must of resulted in everyone celebrating it late. So we head towards a block of shops where some Chavs were hanging around by the looks of things the was about 8 or 10 of them it looked like they were intimadating some kid. By how big the gang was I weren't getting involved. So as we pass by one of them and he said to me "Hey hows it cracking" I was listening to some music so I had to pull out my iPod and pause it and say what. He reapets his self then of courses he sees it in my hand and yells "Hey lets rob him" But the rest of the gang was busy with the other kid. Me and my friend continue. Finally I drop him off and say goodbye and what not. I thought I was smart enough to take another route to my house as I walk up I must of crossed they're path home. One of them spotted me and ask to see my iPod. At this point I knew I was screwed by what I know of the area I live in. I basicly told him no and went on my way tried to get as close to my house but at the same time trying not to let them know where I live. I had a feeling they were behind me. They end up cutting me off again from infront this time most of the gang had left the was only four of them this time but I'm only a skinny guy I can't take them. I noticed a iron bar in one of their hands he asked me to give up my iPod and because I'm a stubbon guy I told him no straight up which weren't the most wise idea. As I he backed off I tried to gain some distants away preparing for an eascape for a close by ally. As I caught it in sight I felt a strong hit across my face my sight sort of went green and blue along the top of my sight. As they were trying to grab me one them grabbed my waist I elbowed him in the face and through two punches at the guy who hit me and I then bolted up the street. One of them was gaining on me he was only small but he was quite far from the other 3 since I was a lot faster than the rest of them. I had to stop to try and slow him down I ran a little faster thinking what I could use. At this point I lost total sight in my left eye and I was bleeding from the face quite heavly which only seemed to increase. I managed to spot a small construction site which was working on a curb/side walk I picked up some rubble and started throwing which managed to hit him once and scar him off. I could hear the rest gaining on me so started to running again but everytime I was exhaling I had to sort of spit since the was blood comming from my nose and comming into my mouth. I took a different route into my road so I could lose sight of them I thought if I can't see them they can't see me. I managed to make it home and asked my mother to call an ambulance. Pretty much from their I was took to the hospital and put in over night. During the night I had major cut above my eye that was deep enough down to see my skull and a broken nose. They cut was stiched took about an hour to do and they used a glue to sort the cut on my nose. Sorry about any bad spelling or bad grammar.[/QUOTE] You say: Oh that was my friend's Ipod. Wait a minute... I think I know you. You where friends with my brother John! Are you still friends? He says: Gimme the ipod you sonofabitch. You say: Do you even remember who my brother is? You really don't want to mess with me. That's my advice, take it or leave it. He says: your bro don't scare me You say: Does being someone's girlfriend in prison scare you? Worth 2 packs of cigarettes. Attacked cop's son for his ipod. How stupid.... He says: I've been in prison and I was the fucking boss. You say: How about being charged for being a pedophile? huh? You must know what happens to them in prison. So it's your choice. You can go to prison as a pedophile or you can leave me alone. (smile)

[QUOTE=agun;18832378]You say: Oh that was my friend's Ipod. Wait a minute... I think I know you. You where friends with my brother John! Are you still friends? He says: Gimme the ipod you sonofabitch. You say: Do you even remember who my brother is? You really don't want to mess with me. That's my advice, take it or leave it. He says: your bro don't scare me You say: Does being someone's girlfriend in prison scare you? Worth 2 packs of cigarettes. Attacked cop's son for his ipod. How stupid.... He says: I've been in prison and I was the fucking boss. You say: How about being charged for being a pedophile? huh? You must know what happens to them in prison. So it's your choice. You can go to prison as a pedophile or you can leave me alone. (smile)[/QUOTE] You would get beaten to the pulp before you say all that.

[QUOTE=johanz;18832409]You would get beaten to the pulp before you say all that.[/QUOTE] If you look scared then yes. If you smile and look like a evil fucked up kid then no. Talking slowly is good. With a slightly different accent that the local one.

[QUOTE=Sickle;18832127] What the fuck, where did you get 'boom-stick' from. [/QUOTE] Its a rapid explosive firing like shotgun from Border Lands

I hate how some people think they can do this kind of thing.

My uncle (or may be it was my grandpa, I forget... a male on my mum's side of the family) once was once in the process of being mugged (well, sort of). He dropped the wallet on the floor (intentionally), one of them went down to get it, and he smashed that fucker bad... then he smashed the rest of them. I'm always going to remember to do that now. Drop whatever it is they want and then attack them in their weak spot for massive damage.

[QUOTE=sltungle;18832480]attack them in their weak spot for massive damage.[/QUOTE] Chavs aren't giant enemy crabs.

So did they take your iPod or what?

[QUOTE=Saxon;18832443]Its a rapid explosive firing like shotgun from Border Lands[/QUOTE] Oh yeah, Baron Flynt's.

Carry a taser. Aim for the balls. People that stupid shouldn't reproduce anyway.

[QUOTE=agun;18832611]Chavs aren't giant enemy crabs.[/QUOTE] Punch someone in the face or pulls. Massive damage can be dealt regardless of species.

I think the British government should use Hitler's original plan for the jews and instead use it towards chavs. Send em to Madagascar and let them fight over a coconut or whatever. The champion is taken back and then sent to China to cause some havoc.

[QUOTE=sonnysonny;18826181]Jesus Christ where do you live, Iraq?[/QUOTE] Welcome to Britain :/ We used to get this sort of stuff back in my home town, we used to avoid the usual "gang" by being in large groups ourselves, so all we really ever got was verbal abuse. One of my friends once caught one of them on their own and told him that every time he saw him on his own he was going to beat him senseless, which he followed through with. After then we never really got any bother from them. The newer generations of chavs don't seem to care though. Mass culling anybody?

Learn to use improvised weaponry, join a gang, start a gang-war, beat the shit out of them.

[QUOTE=sltungle;18832480]My uncle (or may be it was my grandpa, I forget... a male on my mum's side of the family) once was once in the process of being mugged (well, sort of). He dropped the wallet on the floor (intentionally), one of them went down to get it, and he smashed that fucker bad... then he smashed the rest of them. I'm always going to remember to do that now. Drop whatever it is they want and then attack them in their weak spot for massive damage.[/QUOTE] That's actually quite clever, providing you're sure you can follow through with it. Maybe I'm being cynical here but if that happened nowadays I can just imagine the chav reporting you to the police and you being punished because they never hit you first :sigh:

[QUOTE=sltungle;18832480]My uncle (or may be it was my grandpa, I forget... a male on my mum's side of the family) once was once in the process of being mugged (well, sort of). He dropped the wallet on the floor (intentionally), one of them went down to get it, and he smashed that fucker bad... then he smashed the rest of them. I'm always going to remember to do that now. Drop whatever it is they want and then attack them in their weak spot for massive damage.[/QUOTE] That's actually a nice idea.

[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18826172]OK nice job you almost got yourself killed over an iPod....[/QUOTE] You know what? You're right. The moment he asked to see his iPod, he should have pissed himself, thrown the iPod at him to slow him down, and run away, foloowed by a trail of piss and tears. You're a bright one Cowie.

[QUOTE=bsp-reviews;18837004]You know what? You're right. The moment he asked to see his iPod, he should have pissed himself, thrown the iPod at him to slow him down, and run away, foloowed by a trail of piss and tears. You're a bright one Cowie.[/QUOTE] a trail of piss and tears is better than a trail of blood and tears. or not even a trail... just a puddle. I have Navras on my i pod, (created by Juno reactor and Don Davies for the matrix movie where Neo fights Smith) so instead of taking my earphones off i would'a stared the motherfucker straight in his eyeballs, wordlessly reached in my pocket, turned on Navras, clicked my knuckles and then entered fight stance... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9qqLrdOzDg[/media] ...And then woken up in hospital without my i pod. If someone started on me i would always stand my ground, even if i knew i was gonna get my arse handed to me i would still fight. i would try and do as much damage to the other guy as possible and if i died then i would die knowing that the cuunt that killed me was going to spend his life in prison branded a murderer, beaten up in prison , guiltridden (i can only hope). that would be enough for me

[QUOTE=Insignificant;18837431]a trail of piss and tears is better than a trail of blood and tears. or not even a trail... just a puddle. I have Navras on my i pod, (created by Juno reactor and Don Davies for the matrix movie where Neo fights Smith) so instead of taking my earphones off i would'a stared the motherfucker straight in his eyeballs, wordlessly reached in my pocket, turned on Navras, clicked my knuckles and then entered fight stance... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9qqLrdOzDg[/media] ...And then woken up in hospital without my i pod. If someone started on me i would always stand my ground, even if i knew i was gonna get my arse handed to me i would still fight. i would try and do as much damage to the other guy as possible and if i died then i would die knowing that the cuunt that killed me was going to spend his life in prison branded a murderer, beaten up in prison , guiltridden (i can only hope). that would be enough for me[/QUOTE] Same. Besides, even if someone attacked me, I would probably go blind with rage and beat the b-jesus out of them.

[QUOTE=djratboy;18826587]Lawl onetime I was down my local city and I was walking through a deprived dodgy estate and this group of four people began walking by me and and my friend - they all had bikes. Me and my friend are educated and they began talking to us - so we answered back being peaceful. However they began to turn the conversation, on purpose, to make it sound like we were being nasty to them. It began with: "Are you two a gay couple?" "No, if not you would be gay too since you are a bunch of boys together too..." "Are you callin' us gay?" "No..." "HES CALLING US GAY" Well we began to walk towards a super market and they were hurling abuse at us and kept ramming their bikes into us - me and my friend werent going to attack them being the better men because violence doesnt solve anything (EDIT: in this situation for us it wouldnt since they were much older, bigger, stronger and had bikes - running isnt an option). Anyways we got near and they realised what we were doing - trying to escape them. So they began going full pelt at us with their bikes so we pegged it towards the super market and one even smashed into my legs lawl but we made it away. Well anyways they began harrassing and intimidating security in the car-park, so they called the police but they were all gone by then. Where I live they dont steal things...they intimidate and ram bikes into you. Seriously I was walking through my own estate once and I was stalked to near my house and rammed with a bike (my estate is more middle-class) exepct I threatened them that my dad was home and that he had anger issues ahhaah - they didnt follow me down my road :3 Does anyone else live in a city where they dont steal shit but ram bikes into you?[/QUOTE] Yeah, but instead of me they tend to go for girls. And they don't ram using bikes.

More rubble, less trouble! Get this and your problems are solved: [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLJtE5EohM[/MEDIA]

get a hockey mask, a chain saw and most importantly , Your Revenge.

Wow, sorry to hear about that man :( I hope you get better soon. I also hope those chav scum burn in hell, I hate chavs!. But again dude I hope your ok

you shouldn't act like such a weak retard and make yourself easy to dominate