The violent attack that was inflicted on me. - General

you made me to notice how dangeruse it is to go outside at night FROM NOW ON I SHALL CARRY WEPONS WITH ME to defeat the enemy

Begin reading phrack dot org, its a hacker magaszine, mostly exploits and stuff, but sometimes they teach you how to for example do tazers and guns! However you need the tools for it. What a bunch of asshats, i got a body buildt for athlethics (High and agile), so i can run pretty fast, because i am on a Soccer team, i am one of the best on the team, but i use my legs for something else: I fucking kick the shit out of people who is tarded enough to fuck with me, and i use them to run when shit really hits the Fan You also get a bunch of friends.. but i like having theese legs with a strength making the Velociraptor look like a weak shit, they are my best friend.. (Atleast when some asshat fucks with me) Or atleast get some body part trained enough to fuck thoose kids over..

[QUOTE=onforty;18838093] Or atleast get some body part trained enough to [b]fuck thoose kids[/b] over..[/QUOTE] Train your cock. (Rape alert)

Don't carry a knife, if it's 1 vs 4 and you take out a knife, they won't run away, instead they'll hit you harder and maybe even stab you with your own knife. Use firecrackers instead. In my country they've got things like these [img]http://lelystad.allesvan.nl/images/story/av-lelystad/75977/vlind.jpg[/img]. You would wake up a whole neighbourhood with those, scare the guys and you'll get away safely.

lol, the less-known Apple tax

The only thing chavs are good for is making sure that the coin operated gas chambers stay in profit.

mate if you know how to fight, fight back

Urgh, thats why I hate living in Swindon, fucking chavs everywhere. The thing is they travel in packs, if it were just a couple I think I could deal with it (3 tried to mug one of my mates, he punched one in the face, broke his nose and got blood EVERYWHERE and the other 2 ran away), but you rarely see less than 10-15 around here. Complete dicks, every one of them

also if theres more than 3 run away

Chavs are so messed up I hate every single one of them. Seriously I would gladly gun them down in the streets if I could, they're worse than animals for goodness sake.

Hmm we should all meet and kick their asses together. That'll teach them not to mess with a Facepunch member!

OP, look on the bright side. Now you've got a scar which makes you look way more badass. Chance of being robbed again dropped a bit. Plus, chicks dig scars.

And that's why you carry a taser.

That's why you should carry a gun.

It wasent meant like fucking literally, but as in hurting them/incapaticating them (Or however that is spelled... big loooong word..)

For the last fucking time, if you know you got to walk around town at night, DONT bring valuable things with you, its going to get stolen

Let's see, you're walking alone at night, you bring a iPod with you and you live in a dangerous area. Something is wrong with you. Also, i will read the title with a French accent.

[QUOTE=onforty;18838838]It wasent meant like fucking literally, but as in hurting them/incapaticating them (Or however that is spelled... big loooong word..)[/QUOTE] Killing them would be the most appropriate if you are attacked unless you are an officer. It's all about natural selection. If you are attacked, and you kill them, it's perfectly legal, shouldn't be counted as manslaughter.

Good reason to buy a gun :D

"Du ved aldrig hvornår du har brug for et jern-rør!" - Guy from a Danish animated movie(Terkel i knibe(Terkel in trouble)), its means: "You'll never know when you need a pipe!"

You should carry a knife with you from now on.

[QUOTE=djratboy;18826587] Does anyone else live in a city where they dont steal shit but ram bikes into you?[/QUOTE] My area is exactly the same. Except the cock knockers around here are barley half my age. One time i was walking home from my friends down the main street in my area. It's usually full of the ones on bikes at night however my street is usually empty. So I'm walking around the corner and there's a big group of them (mostly older than me) right there setting fire to a little bottle or something. One kid in the group has a massive forehead and someone else tells him to kick the bottle into me, he's about to do it when i turn around and just look at him. He knows my face and he knows I'd kick the shit out of him if he did try. So then he's all "not worth it man". Makes me laugh when they think their intimidating and you just stare them out to shut them up.

Fucking chavs.

I hate those kinds of people, one time a ginger kid with an afro tried to up my friend. My friend is 16 - 3 years older than the ginger.

pics?

Yeah and i live smack bam in the middle of a giant pool of Chavs. The street where i live is the main street where you find all these fuckers and i mean the ones who start fights on people and shit and i'm the only guy with hair down to my shoulders. When i first moved onto this street i was walking home with my mate Joe and like 5 of them with 3 on bikes started coming up to us and slapping Joe on the back of the head but we continued to ignore it even though they kept following us. Then as soon as we pull into our street some 18 year old chav pops out and hits me straight in the face for no reason. Shame it didn't hurt and i just walked off and they stopped following us. But main problem with these bastards is the fact that they do this shit day or night and its sickening some of the crap i hear 8 year olds come out with like the time i went to get a pizza with my mates and some 8 year old was walking around asking people for a shag. Jesus christ i fucked off as soon as i got my pizza seen as i saw a group of about 10 coming up to the shops.

My friend, his dad, and myself were walking to the store when we got attacked by 10 guys, all under 18. They took their wallets (and shoes!?) but when I refused to give mine, they jumped. I've been in quite a few fights but the odds were shit and I took it hard. One was telling the others to kick my teeth in but I grabbed the guy's foot and twisted his leg so hard it pulled his muscles big time. They dragged his ass away, fucker couldn't even limp home. The rest of them were largely unhurt. My friend and his dad weren't so lucky, and I definitely got the brunt of it. That's ok though, we've got a few back. We drive the car up and open the door into them if we can. After, we get out and fucking smash them with phone books. Then we take all their shit and fuck off. The best part about this: this is literally what the police advised us to do. Not even joking.

These are the times I appreciate living where I do. Although we get chavs, there's nothing like what you described round here. I really hope the dickheads get what's coming to them and I feel really sorry for your attack. Twats.

give us your exact address and all of Facepunch will come fight for you.

[QUOTE=Tugger;18866032]give us your exact address and all of Facepunch will come fight for you.[/QUOTE] Just tell /b/ you'd get a shit loads of idiots who'd do shit for you.