[QUOTE=Epic Sandwich;18865888]These are the times I appreciate living where I do. Although we get chavs, there's nothing like what you described round here. I really hope the dickheads get what's coming to them and I feel really sorry for your attack. Twats.[/QUOTE]
I can get along with a lot of chavs but they are the ones who don't start problems or come after people and are rather nice people. Just i have to live up shit street. Literally.
Did the knock to the head damage your ability to write properly?
[QUOTE=haloguy234;18826286][B][I]Hey! That kid's got headphones on! He must have an iPod or something!
oh wait...[/I][/B][/QUOTE]
More like
Hey that guy has an ipod!
Oh wait...
Ah well let's beat the living fuck out of him until he is crippled.
I read the title as a Violin attack. God knows what that would have been like.
That sounds really scary. :ohdear:
Hope you're ok.
If you really felt threatened enough, you should of just thrust your palm up his nose which would kill him.
Don't do it unless you wanna go to jail
Watched Con Air too many times?
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;18865841]My friend, his dad, and myself were walking to the store when we got attacked by 10 guys, all under 18. They took their wallets (and shoes!?) but when I refused to give mine, they jumped. I've been in quite a few fights but the odds were shit and I took it hard. One was telling the others to kick my teeth in but I grabbed the guy's foot and twisted his leg so hard it pulled his muscles big time. They dragged his ass away, fucker couldn't even limp home. The rest of them were largely unhurt. My friend and his dad weren't so lucky, and I definitely got the brunt of it.
That's ok though, we've got a few back. We drive the car up and open the door into them if we can. After, we get out and fucking smash them with phone books. Then we take all their shit and fuck off. The best part about this: this is literally what the police advised us to do. Not even joking.[/QUOTE]
This doesn't sound true but if it is then you must live in one of those absolute shite holes that the police just don't even bother with.
[QUOTE=darkerflux;18866796]Watched Con Air too many times?[/QUOTE]
No, dad was in the army.
The "Chavs" near where I am are mass groups of 7-8 year olds with a comprehensive understanding of every swearword in the english language. Move forward against them, they all get angry, a little further , they run like hell.
-Get a bat, or other large object that would be painful to be hit by [sharp objects optional]
-Find them
-Hit them with the object when they don't expect it.
You can't take them all out if they all come after you at once, but if you can catch them by surprise, you can do it. Just be the God-damned Batman.
I know what chavs (we call them Neds in Scotland) are like...alot are my friends although they don't mug people. Where I live you go nowhere alone...how shit is that?
Anyway man I feel sorry for you, have a heart. :smile:
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I know what chavs (we call them Neds in Scotland) are like...alot are my friends although they don't mug people. Where I live you go nowhere alone...how shit is that?
Anyway man I feel sorry for you, have a heart. :smile:
What's a chav
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:fuckyou:
[QUOTE=w1z;18828072]
That sentenced reminded me this ^ douchebag who killed himself over LOSING his ipod.[/QUOTE]
Mac people....
ive gotten into a similar situation, over some Ape who accused me of denting his car.
the type of pepper spray i have is fucking unbearable, and the guy was temporarily blinded and stumbling about screaming whiel we keyed his 'fully sick' honda
[img]http://us.akinator.com/photo0/s/steven_seagal.jpg[/img].
Send this guy after them.
Get a gun. Or a paintball gun that shoots pepper spray balls
woah you must look pretty cool with that scar
self defense
Concealed weapon license and of course a weapon.
[QUOTE=binkow;18873895]Concealed weapon license and of course a weapon.[/QUOTE]
lucky americans
in australia
you can't hit a girl
you can't hit a kid
you can't own a gun (licence given and age of rifle)
you can't carry a gun (occupation pending)
Fucking chavs
Tis why I walked around my neighborhood with a lead pipe, if I get jumped I at least can do some major damage to them before they kill me. Carry a lead pipe with you, if you get the chance, fill it with concrete mix so it's solid. Also penny rolls in your fists, they fucking help. That night must have felt epic.
But isn't a lead pipe a little bit inconvenient to carry around?
And couldn't those 50 cents you have rolled up in your fist be put to better use?
I have never seen anyone of this "chav" stereotype. I guess it hasn't reached my area yet, or maybe because I live in a suburban/rural area. Hopefully I never have to see that.
[QUOTE=nullsquared;18826084]Take some lessons on fighting and self-defense.[/QUOTE]
Or buy a gun with blank rounds? Is that legal in Britain though? Doubt it, still a gun.
So carry a rifle, those are legal.
This is going to sound counter-intuitive, but in those situations, you're better off being aggressive.
Aw...
Poor guy.
NOW ARREST THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS
Rated heart. I've had gang stuff like that happen. I feel like all my organs implode at once and your brain jumps out your ears. When I look back at that kinda stuff, it scares the shit out of me to think what would have happened if you tripped or made a different decision. Glad to hear you made it home safely.
I'm buying a blowtorch and an airsoft pistol with a black tip for shit like this
Airsoft pistol to keep them at bay and hopefully scare them off, and if it doesn't work, blowtorch to burn them with since the pistol won't be loaded v:v:v
This is why I need to carry a knife.
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