Okay Okay Okay
I will admit I made a mistake, its late im tired. Yeah Ok...
Either this kid is a professional troll, or he's been brainwashed beyond saving.
I'm a pretty avid The Devil Wears Prada fan. I've shelled out money for tickets, gas to go to far away shows, shirts, merchandise, and whatnot. The messages in their music get through to me (or at least my interpretation of them does), but I'm not about to become a Christian because of them. I don't go around screaming "HEY! Look at me! I'm a TDWP fan!" which is what the makeup is practically doing for juggalos. I would never say that other people are more simple minded or are blind to the truth simply because they don't share my taste in music.
To live your life by rules and ideals created by someone else is foolish, whether that someone else is a musician, politician, or religious figure. Music can play an important part in your life and you can get messages from it, but letting it take control of your life and following someone else's ideals that weren't originally your own is a sign of being simple minded.
So if he's trolling, he's succeeded in getting me to sit here and type up a response. If he's being serious, there really is no use trying to convince him that he is borderline retarded. He won't change his mind, he's beyond the point of no return.
is this like gypsies?
i know someone who went with his friend to an icp concert just to beat up juggalos
i bought him coffee for that.
magnets: how the hell do they work?
I'm from Dearborn, Michagan. ICP is from around here. They are the worst band of morons I have ever heard in my entire life. Just because you listen to their music, doesn't mean it's your "way of life". You can't live by the music of one shitty band. If you would in fact die without their music, your just retarded. No one would kill themselves without a certain bands music. You say that you're "outcasts of society". No one considers you outcasts, we see you as a bunch of idiots mindlessly following a band that has an odd obsession for Faygo in a cult like fashion. Why you kids insist on doing this, I have no idea. Life has more to give than a couple of clowns that think they're thugs.
[QUOTE=CobraUnit;21728895]I evaluate the world by myself, but I use Insane Clown Posse and the Juggalo lifestyle as a guide. Dont judge me because I have a fruitful and meaningful life.[/QUOTE]
Your life is meaningless.
I don't understand how you can live by their songs if 80% of their songs are about nothing but killing people.
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This smells of a troll to me though.
[QUOTE=GenericUsername;21731767]I don't understand how you can live by their songs if 80% of their songs are about nothing but killing people.
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This smells of a troll to me though.[/QUOTE]
Yo bro, ya gotta look deeper man. In the end it's all about butterflies and sunshine.
[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;21731688]magnets: how the hell do they work?[/QUOTE]
Magnets how the[B] FUCK[/B] do they work?
Scientists be making them down, thats how... apparently.
They need to listen to some fuckin Seal.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;21731806]Yo bro, ya gotta look deeper man. In the end it's all about butterflies and sunshine.[/QUOTE]
Yeah man and miracles and magnets oh and lets not forget cell-phone eating pelicans.
Back when I was like 15, I remember I was [I]this[/I] close to become a juggalo myself... until I discovered the beauty of norwegian Black Metal :D
OP, I'm glad ICP works for you
[B]"I would walk out and say "fuck you" to these people."
You are violent.
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ7Q45jx5A4[/media]
No thanks.
Ohay guise, I like to dress up like a clown and promote good ideas while this band keeps me from killing myself by rapping about killing people.
Ah... Nothing like Juggalo logic, eh?
FP is so easily trolled sometimes it's not even funny, even if the dude is serious he doesn't deserve the attention. Unless you guys are all counter-trolling...
[QUOTE=Factory;21727582]Can you explain magnets to me?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Timebomb757;21727564]Magic everywhere in this thread[/QUOTE]
haha! :D I see what you two did there.
So after reading the OP I understand Juggalos more. It's either their way of life, or no way at all.
Listen to this OP: ICP's lyrics suck, their videos are horrible, and their vibe is shit.
Shaggy 2 Dope apparently doesn't believe in science, as he stated in the "Miracles" video. Yeah, don't believe in science when you have two kids, and probably take prescriptions when you're sick.
As for your group not condoning violence:
[quote]On February 1, 2006, Insane Clown Posse fan Jacob Robida engaged in a series of hatchet attacks and a shooting spree which left three dead, including himself and a police officer.
On February 7, Insane Clown Posse's manager Alex Abbiss extended Bruce and Utsler's condolences and prayers to the families of the victims and distanced Robida from Juggalo culture.
Between June 18 and June 20, 2006, attacks involving Insane Clown Posse fans, some wearing clown makeup, were reported by the Seattle Times. The attacks left nearly two dozen injured. The group, armed with a machete, attacked, robbed, and threatened to decapitate visitors to Fort Steilacoom Park in Tacoma, Washington, shouting "Whoop! Whoop! Juggalo!" Seven suspects have been arrested, and three have been charged with assault and robbery.
In February 2007, Colorado teenager Bryan Grove, who identified himself as a Juggalo, stabbed his girlfriend's mother to death and was arrested. His girlfriend Tess Damm, also a juggalette, and two of their friends have also been arrested in connection with the murder.
In May 2008, arson was committed on a Spanaway, Washington house. During an investigation, the police discovered vandals had broken into the back entrance of the house, walls were kicked in and had Juggalo-related graffiti. The house had just been sold the previous weekend to a family whose husband was being redeployed to Iraq.
On July 30, 2008 in Salt Lake City, two men attacked a teenager with a medieval battle ax. Deputies identified jewelry dropped by the attackers as being associated with Juggalos. During a recent Utah Gang Conference, law enforcers said they now classified Juggalos as a gang because of a continued pattern of criminal activity.
On September 4, 2008 in West Jordan, Utah, a group of men indentifying themselves as Juggalos threatened to kill two deputies with bats and golf clubs in a church parking lot, proclaiming, "No one fucks with the Juggalos".
On September 9, 2008 in West Valley City, Utah, two men with clown painted faces were arrested in an attempted kidnapping of a young boy. Police estimate there are between 3,000 and 4,000 Juggalos in Utah, 15 percent of them are associated with criminal activity.
On February 4, 2009 in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, two male youths, Ian Seagraves and Shawn Freemore, who identified themselves as Juggalos on their MySpace pages, stabbed 21 year old Michael Goucher 45 times, killing him in a premeditated attack and burying his body under snow in the Pocono woods.[/quote]
And you think we're the outcasts of society? Get your fucking life sorted out.
I came into this thread hoping for a detailed story on what it's like to be a male prostitute.
I am dissapoint.
I think Poe's Law applies here.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;21736168]I think Poe's Law applies here.[/QUOTE]
I don't think it applies 100%.
What's insane about these clowns?
Edit: other then the fact their music sucks ass
I may be a bit late, but I just realised that video the OP posted is the worst cover/robbery of Sly Foxes "Lets Go all the way" seems bizzare of ICP singing it, its only about working in a factory then having casual sex, not attacking people with hatchets.
Magnets, what do they mean?
That story saddened me, you gave up on a life of wealth for a life of music when you could have had wealth and music.
I hate juggalos. So does everyone in the entire world. Sadly, they're mostly in the US so we have to deal with them. Plus, you're probably trolling as you are using proper grammar, which real juggalos are not mentally fit to be able to and you're on FP.
I honestly don't hate ICP. I, in fact, love them. They are just using you and all juggalos to spend all your money on all their shit so you can be "down with the clown" at all times. They are fucking geniuses.
Hey guys, a large cult that's been taught to love only each other and have a complete hatred for all other people that are not apart of their cult?
I smell some more Manson murders coming sometime in the near future :v:
[QUOTE=CobraUnit;21730466]Okay Okay Okay
I will admit I made a mistake, its late im tired. Yeah Ok...[/QUOTE]
It's not only that mistake. You made a mistake in picking such a retarded life choice.
"Hey I listen to a band so I am what they tell me." All of you dumb ass juggalos are just fucking tools.
[QUOTE=CobraUnit;21730280][IMG]http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4339/rhcp1.jpg[/IMG]
At least Insane Clown Posse doesnt steal ideas.[/QUOTE]
That might have been a deliberate homage on the animators' part. Flea did one of the main voices in that cartoon.
And I don't mind ICP or juggalos. I just hate idiots, and juggalos tend to be idiots.
I knew this black kid that always tried to hang around with us that said he was a "Juggalo". We stole his skateboard, he got it back though, then he broke it and cried :smith:
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