Meaningful? How the fuck does that work? Like magnets?
God, there's a whole bunch of "Juggalos" at my school, and they all think they're the shit, when they're really just a bunch of dirty white trash hoodlums. They piss me off so much. I just want to go over and tell them how magnets work.
and by that, I mean "punch them in their cuntholes."
I've written this before already, but due to an error in saving I lost it. Bear with me. Honestly, I shouldn't take the troll's bait, but I can never resist a good rant.
Consistently, when questioned of the content of the music, I've heard of a supposed "positive message" in the music of ICP, both by the band itself and their fanatics. What I ask is a simple question. What is it? It's never been articulated to me before, not once. A quick scan of Wikipedia brings bits about this Dark Carnival of yours, and Joker Cards and meanings to the albums, but the reasoning is shaky at best. Through all of the violence and negative language, what is this positive message? If your supposed "family" lives by this message, what is it?
On the subject of your "family", I ask another question: What have you contributed? Generally, outside of families birthed to, the term is used to describe a group formed from like-minded individuals in some positive manner. But what have you [I]accomplished?[/I] I'm entirely ignoring your current gang status and the fact of the crimes committed in the name of the Juggalo. Every group has its radicals, its extremists, killing in the name of Allah or Manson or god forbid Han Solo. They don't represent the whole. And as such, I ask you what the positive cause your "family" is unified by.
What have they accomplished?
What have they done? Have they done good, have they done evil, or have they done nothing whatsoever? What have they brought to society? If the cause is to spread this "positive message", I assure you you've all failed and made asses of yourselves. What deeds have been perpetrated by your beloved Juggalos? How have you assisted this world, aided any positive cause? As stated earlier in this thread, the Juggalos have been shown as delinquents and degenerates by their own actions. You've committed crimes, you've done drugs, you've harassed, you've lazed. But where is this positivity you preach?
Can it be found in the individual? Perhaps not. What have you, as a Juggalo, done in your time on this earth? By what deeds may you be judged? You've quit a well-off job and abandoned a pregnant woman, a woman with which you spread your seed and conceived a child. By any other group, such actions would be condemned and reproached, and yet you committed them in the name of your "cause." What was your rationale? That you "dont belong with the wealthy bullshitters in corporate New York"? That "she was cheating on me I think" and "dont need to see that bitch no more"? Sir, you've cast yourself, and your "family" if such actions are their modus operandi, in quite a negative light by such reprehensible deeds. Nothing positive came of these actions past those affected being rid of you.
The Juggalos have proven themselves detrimental to society. I've not met or heard of one what spoke with any semblance of proper grammar or intellectual discourse, nor one that has done anything approaching commendable with their life. By example, I've defined Juggalos as the lazed, parasitic masses, sweating in the ghettos in their supposedly positive "lifestyle" brought on by the words of two men that barely quantifies music.
Much of this includes their criticism of the upper class, of the rich and pompous. But why criticize them? They've done something. Few are born with money, and the families of those who are have done [I]something[/I] to [I]earn[/I] their fortune at some point. All I've seen of Juggalos are the juveniles, the uneducated, the violent, the redneck, the fool. If you lead such positive lives, I ask you where in the hell it's taking place. Is it in secret, away from the prying eyes of the rest of the world? Or have you all lazed and shirked away from a positive existence, shirked from work or contribution to society? Perhaps, instead of criticizing, you should use your regrettably large "family" to do something. Assist charities, help the poor, [I]work,[/I] do [I]anything[/I] positive with your numbers.
I'm now going to stop insulting your group, and avoid becoming a hypocrite by shying away from an argument with actual value. In my original version of this, I was much less... shall we say, condemning. Instead I leave with this. If I've misrepresented you as a whole, if the Juggalos have done something positive, inform me. [I]Inform me[/I], Gods be damned, the malice aimed at your "family" may be entirely from ignorance and miscommunication if you're all living by a "positive message". My original inquiry remains as well; quantify this positive message. Give it's examples, examples not represented by the Juggalos it seems. Please, fight this, prove me wrong, show the world how your Juggalo lifestyle is righteous and we're wrong in our judgment.
That is all.
(Except one immature bit I had originally wished to post before I wrote this, an immature bit that could be made into a serious argument, apparently. We know how fucking magnets work. Science isn't a lie, and is entirely backed up by this beautiful world of ours, this universe in which we live. A "positive message" conveying wonder is absolutely no justification for asinine lyrics and entirely false ideas outside of a parody.)
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Well that was wasted. I could have done something with the time it took to write that TWICE. Shit.
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This has pretty much confirmed all my suspicions of Juggalos
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