Commiting Movie Viewer Suicide (confessing opinions opposed to high acclaims for movies.)
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I hated the Dark Knight. The acting was ridiculous, the plot made no sense, and it was an overall bore.
I remember Hot Rod not getting good reviews, but I saw it on TV and my sides were splitting. And I don't like it just because Andy Samberg is on it, like some people I know.
Superbad and Pineapple Express, I hate them both.
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Woah wtf this is an old thread I've posted in before
Despite a lot of people hating it, I enjoyed Cloverfield.
I hated Paranormal Activity it was too boring.
I am easily entertained and love every movie I see.
I don't see the point in wasting your time bashing a movie. Just enjoy things.
I thought the first twilight was a great movie. The really "oh fuck, this is cool" moment was when they were playing baseball, and had to mask the noise by playing in a thunderstorm.
They hit so hard it sounds like thunder. THAT'S FUCKING SICK
thought Blade Runner was boring, and that the last three star wars (when they came out, not their numbers) were alright
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and I fucking hate eraserhead
I didn't like Blade Runner either. Inglorious Bastards was pretty bad too.
I liked Cloverfield because I assumed all the hype would end up making it horrible. That's how I reverse the situation.
I didn't like Funny Games. It just seemed pointless and stupid.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;24831908]I am easily entertained and love every movie I see.
I don't see the point in wasting your time bashing a movie. Just enjoy things.[/QUOTE]
I only get disappointed when I see a movie that was over-hyped.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;24831908]I am easily entertained and love every movie I see.
I don't see the point in wasting your time bashing a movie. Just enjoy things.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this.
The only movie I have never really liked is this one called Tunnel Rats. It was boring as fuck.
Though I enjoyed it, I had not a clue what the fuck was going on in Pulp Fiction.
[QUOTE=zydos;24831927]I thought the first twilight was a great movie. The really "oh fuck, this is cool" moment was when they were playing baseball, and had to mask the noise by playing in a thunderstorm.
They hit so hard it sounds like thunder. THAT'S FUCKING SICK[/QUOTE]
You know what else is fucking sick?
Edward eats Bella's baby out of her uterus.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;24833438]You know what else is fucking sick?
Edward eats Bella's baby out of her uterus.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/IMG]That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/rating/heart.png[/IMG]
Slumdog Millionare is overrated garbage.
[QUOTE=Tarmaa;24834144]Slumdog Millionare is overrated garbage.[/QUOTE]
Yup. Shitty movie.
I enjoyed all the Resident Evil movies.
I thought The Godfather was just okay.
Watchmen. My friends kept raving and raving about how amazing it is, but I just couldn't get into it. It wasn't terrible. But nowhere near what my friends talked it up to being.
Dr. Manhatten's giant blue dong on screen didn't really help.
I did not like The Godfather or the Shawshank Redemption, Mad Max 1 is better then The Road Warrior, same goes with Alien and Terminator.
Taxi Driver, Bladerunner, and Watchmen.
!!!!!INCOMING RANT!!!!!
i didn't like "the hurt locker"
i went to see it expecting an action movie about how badass EOD are
and instead got some shitty drama about shit like: "oh noes! war is bad!"
fuck i'm sick of war drama, whatever happened to movies like "kellys heros" or "three kings" fuck me those were awesome
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District 9. It had good idea, interesting concepts, yet I still didn't enjoy it as I hoped.
[QUOTE=lordskelzor;24841231]!!!!!INCOMING RANT!!!!!
i didn't like "the hurt locker"
i went to see it expecting an action movie about how badass IED are
and instead got some shitty drama about shit like: "oh noes! war is bad!"
fuck i'm sick of war drama, whatever happened to movies like "kellys heros" or "three kings" fuck me those were awesome
!!!!!END RANT!!!!![/QUOTE]
This. What started out as a good modern war film ended up a shithole of fuck. Inglorious Basterds or District 9 should have won Best Picture instead of this slop.
[QUOTE=Demache;24834547]Watchmen. My friends kept raving and raving about how amazing it is, but I just couldn't get into it. It wasn't terrible. But nowhere near what my friends talked it up to being.
[B]Dr. Manhatten's giant blue dong on screen didn't really help.[/B][/QUOTE]
Try watching it again when you're 14-15.
[QUOTE=cheeseman52;20138183]Borat was a good movie in that it was so outrageous. Bruno just sucked in every sense of the word.[/QUOTE]
I hate Borat because everyone tries to do the fucking accent and it pissed me off so much, it's 4 years old and people STILL think saying shit from it is funny
I watched Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy 42 times now.
I thought the Room was a comedy. One way or another, if porn has better acting, the movie is a joke.
Apparently the second and third matrix movies were horrible, but I liked them.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;24833438]You know what else is fucking sick?
Edward eats Bella's baby out of her uterus.[/QUOTE]
I really do not know if you are joking or not...
I really did not like Stand By Me, found it to be missing something. The acting was fantastic, music was fantastic, story was fantastic, everything was good but just seemed to be missing something. Felt it was over before it really started. The entire film just seemed to be the first act.
Oh and the ultimate suicide, Twilight was not as bad as I thought it would be. Ignoring all the fan base the film in itself is by no means the worst film I have seen.
Avatar was dull as hell, basically like going into a museum and looking at loads of pictures of a repetitive blue jungle.
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