• I need help quickly FP!
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[QUOTE=PyromanDan;20790184]ugh you guys really? bengay stings like shit, lemonade on wounds its like salt or alcohol, best thing to do is really to just to work it off slowly.[/QUOTE] Fucking party pooper.
FUCK it my fingers are loose but the base of my palm is still completely stuck. FUCK MY MOM JUST GOT HOME. FUCK FUCK FUCK I have my door shut and locked right now i said i'm getting dressed FUCK!!!!!
You should put some lemon juice in your urethra. That'll do it.
sweat apparently is the best glue remover, i saw it on the simpsons once! THE SIMPSONS IS NEVER WRONG [B][U]NEVER[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=Nyther;20790205]FUCK it my fingers are loose but the base of my palm is still completely stuck. FUCK MY MOM JUST GOT HOME. FUCK FUCK FUCK I have my door shut and locked right now i said i'm getting dressed FUCK!!!!![/QUOTE] [img]http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/CatLaugh.jpg[/img] [editline]10:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=zombiefreak;20790206]You should put some lemon juice in your urethra. That'll do it.[/QUOTE] I already told him to use lemon juice, but some asshole ruined it.
I'm running out of time FP. I need to get this shit off quick. I can't let my mom see and i have to to go to work in a fucking hour please help!!!!
I fucking lol'ed at the tl:dr.
[QUOTE=Nyther;20790294]I'm running out of time FP. I need to get this shit off quick. I can't let my mom see and i have to to go to work in a fucking hour please help!!!![/QUOTE] Put pepper on it, odd solution but it works.
If you are serious, just softly wiggle your hand. Eventually, it should come loose. If not, I'm not sure what to tell you. You are fucked. EDIT: Seriously. BonzaiKitten and Nyther are the same guy. Look at posts and join dates.
[QUOTE=bull04;20790338]If you are serious, just softly wiggle your hand. Eventually, it should come loose. If not, I'm not sure what to tell you. You are fucked.[/QUOTE] I am fucking serious, i have tried all the suggestions but the retarded ones. I managed to get the fingers off but the base of my hand is still glued like rock solid to my fucking palm. I really don't know what to do i'm freaking out right now. And no fuck bonzaikitten he's trying to be funny. I have a serious fucking problem here.
[QUOTE=Nyther;20790294]I'm running out of time FP. I need to get this shit off quick. I can't let my mom see and i have to to go to work in a fucking hour please help!!!![/QUOTE] You mean half an hour. Look all you got to do is, Rip it off.
rip your hand off with all your might
[QUOTE=UserDerth;20790385]You mean half an hour. Look all you got to do is, Rip it off.[/QUOTE] Glue your hand to your penis then tell me to rip it off. Not so easy when you are actually in the situation.
Just cut off your dick.
this thread is troll gold.
I used to do this for fun.
[quote=ergolicious;20790486]i used to do this for fun.[/quote] how the fuck did you get it off?!?!
Nyther you're fucked just accept it
I think he meant the trolling part.
Either rip it off, or go to job with your hand in your pants.
Ok i called in and told my manager my grandmother died and i can't come in. So i will not be losing my job. So now i'm calming down a bit the palm of my hand is still latched to the base of my penis but at least i have some time now. My mom will be going to the store shortly so that will be my chance. I need a guaranteed way to get this off when she leaves. Please help.
Just keep trying to use warm water and lotion and lipstick remover.
Give it up dude. I know the 2 of you are the same user. Nyther and BonzaiKitten are the same user. Fail troll. Try harder next time.
Just cut your dick off
I heard semen works wonders
[QUOTE=Nyther;20790494]how the fuck did you get it off?!?![/QUOTE] Well, my penis came off one time, so that's why I used to do it.
Obvious troll [editline]03:00AM[/editline] protip: get a knife and seperate your hand and dick. try not to cut yourself
[QUOTE=bull04;20790591]Give it up dude. I know the 2 of you are the same user. Nyther and BonzaiKitten are the same user. Fail troll. Try harder next time.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/ughh.gif[/img] No, we're not the same person. If you want, go get a mod to check the IPs.
It just seems like it. Seeing as you guys have almost the same amount of posts.
[QUOTE=cocksucker1000;20789977]then who was phone?[/QUOTE] :regd09:
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