• I need help quickly FP!
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Ok so i have assembled a list of things to try. 1.Bengay 2.Nailpolish remover. 3.Use a knife to carefully separate it. (Im not worrried about cutting my hand just my penis)
Bengay.
take a REALLY long hot shower
[url="http://www.videosift.com/video/American-pie-2-Super-Glue-scene-2001"]OP's joke is from American Pie.[/url]
[QUOTE=beanhead;20790676]take a REALLY long hot shower[/QUOTE] I don't have really long. My mom will be leaving for the store shortly and i will have about 20 minutes to separate my hand and my penis. So i will need to try as many ways as possible in that time.
[url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Nyther;20790697]I don't have really long. My mom will be leaving for the store shortly and i will have about 20 minutes to separate my hand and my penis. So i will need to try as many ways as possible in that time.[/QUOTE] Whats so bad about a shower? Just go into the shower after she leaves.
[QUOTE=Neckbeard;20790691][url="http://www.videosift.com/video/American-pie-2-Super-Glue-scene-2001"]OP's joke is from American Pie.[/url][/QUOTE] It's not a fucking joke. It's a situation you dick and if you're not going to help then get out. I am not trolling this is very real and very fucking scary.
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;20790670]Bengay.[/QUOTE] ^^
bengay is like icyhot..... the name says it all... you dont want to use bengay
[QUOTE=beanhead;20790780]bengay is like icyhot..... the name says it all... you dont want to use bengay[/QUOTE] Just get the fuck out please.
[QUOTE=beanhead;20790780]bengay is like icyhot..... the name says it all... you dont want to use bengay[/QUOTE] Why? Everyone is suggesting it. I'm desperate right now i will do anything to get this shit off but rip it off. If so many people are saying it there has to be truth to it.
[QUOTE=BonzaiKitten;20790789]Just get the fuck out please.[/QUOTE] sorry im not a dick that wants some ones mom to come home to a guy screaming about his dick burning with his hand on it [editline]08:13PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Nyther;20790821]Why? Everyone is suggesting it. I'm desperate right now i will do anything to get this shit off but rip it off. If so many people are saying it there has to be truth to it.[/QUOTE] icy HOT , your dick isnt use to that of a rapid change in temp
[QUOTE=Nyther;20790821]Why? Everyone is suggesting it. I'm desperate right now i will do anything to get this shit off but rip it off. If so many people are saying it there has to be truth to it.[/QUOTE] It works, I know for a fact. ^ Idiot
[QUOTE=beanhead;20790716][url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Super glue corp;20790716]Super Glue is incredibly strong, it has one weakness: acetone. Acetone is often found in household nail polish remover, and a small amount on the end of a Q-tip or cotton swab applied directly to the glue should dissolve the bond without damaging the skin[/quote]
[QUOTE=beanhead;20790822]sorry im not a dick that wants some ones mom to come home to a guy screaming about his dick burning with his hand on it [editline]08:13PM[/editline] icy HOT , your dick isn't use to that of a rapid change in temp[/QUOTE] It can't be that rapid of a change. I'm sure i could handle it. I really appreciate your advise but its like you versus everyone els.
what's with all the fucking masterbation stories on FP tonight?
you know even with one hand glued to your dick you sure can type well
[QUOTE=Nyther;20790868]It can't be that rapid of a change. I'm sure i could handle it. I really appreciate your advise but its like you versus everyone els.[/QUOTE] i warned you
Seen American pie? Any way, My cousin got his hands stuck togheather and he had to use nail polish remover
[QUOTE=t man;20790885]you know even with one hand glued to your dick you sure can type well[/QUOTE] This may be a shocker but it only takes one hand to type. Luckily my left hand is the one glued to my penis. I was doing "The stranger". I am right handed so i can still type effectively.
Some guy posted this before but here it is again. [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url] [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url] [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url] [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url]
[QUOTE=Monkeytracks;20790911]Seen American pie? Any way, My cousin got his hands stuck togheather and he had to use nail polish remover[/QUOTE] If you read the thread im currently bleeding. The last thing i need is acetone (nailpolish remover) in the ripped skin.
[QUOTE=rsa1988;20790914]I know this will be spamming but for you OP I will face the ban for it. [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url] [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url] [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url] [url]http://www.supergluecorp.com/removingsuperglue.html[/url][/QUOTE] i posted that like, 3 times last page [editline]08:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Nyther;20790923]If you read the thread im currently bleeding. The last thing i need is acetone (nailpolish remover) in the ripped skin.[/QUOTE] ah [editline]08:20PM[/editline] shower just do it
[QUOTE=beanhead;20790928]i posted that like, 3 times last page [editline]08:20PM[/editline] ah[/QUOTE] My goal is to remove my hand from my penis, not kill myself. Im thinking bengay will be the best option my mom is walking out the door right now. Shes going to run more errands then just to the store so i have roughly 1-2 hours now.
bengay then shower, like i said, its gonna hurt
I had the same problem, but with my hand attached to my wrist. Bengay actually worked pretty well. Apply it evenly and rub vigorously.
If he's serious how is he using the shift key to use grammar? With his hand.. stuck to his penis
theres 2 shift keys its not a problem of bengay+glue, its bengay+penis
[QUOTE=Stupideye;20791022]I had the same problem, but with my hand attached to my wrist. Bengay actually worked pretty well. Apply it evenly and rub vigorously.[/QUOTE] That is my plan. I am going to put the shower on ice cold then try the bengay as soon as it heats up i'm going to jump in the shower and hope it separates but I'm not sure. I hope for the love of got this helps. I tried separating it with a knife just now and all i accomplished was a semi-deep cut on my upper palm. By the way i am toggling the caps lock key for capitals
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