I'm typing this all with my right hand only.
It's not that hard, unless you have freaking midget hands.
I'm typing this with my left hand.
Go for the bengay, I stuck my fingers together once and it did the trick.
Would'nt the glue have dried before you got busy? Super glue is designed to dry very quickly
Any progress on the bengay?
[quote=colinssx;20791260]any progress on the bengay?[/quote]
fuck i put it on and its burning like fuck. This was not a good idea. Im going to the shower
:smug:
I told you :colbert:
He's probably trolling anyway.
The shower didnt fucking work and now my dick is burning like fuck i cant take this im going to call the fucking ambulance my dick is glued to my hand and it is coverd un fucking bengay
Okay now this is gonna sting but what you gotta do is get some paint thinner and soak the stuck "area". Just let it get in there and eventually the glue will come undone. Now it will hurt so just spread a little bengay on there before you go to work.
Problem solved.
[B]
Edit:[/B] Damnit I was to late. Btw, I am waiting for something about moving in with his auntie in Belair.
Wouldn't his hand stick to something before his dick? He deserves this for being this stupid, cause its pretty fucking hard to accidentally get super glue on YOUR WHOLE HAND.
[quote=nyther;20791454]the shower didnt fucking work and now my dick is burning like fuck i cant take this im going to call the fucking ambulance my dick is glued to my hand and it is coverd un fucking bengay[/quote]
i told youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[QUOTE=Nyther;20791454]The shower didnt fucking work and now my dick is burning like fuck i cant take this im going to call the fucking ambulance my dick is glued to my hand and it is coverd un fucking bengay[/QUOTE]
Did you even read my post concerning these trolls?
Ok so in my panic to get the phone i detached my hand from my penis. I did not call a ambulance. My hand and penis are separated but they still burn like fuck.
Remind you of something? [img]http://www.nyrock.com/movies/movie_images/2001/pie2_1.jpg[/img] American Pie 2, for those who don't know.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;20791593]Did you even read my post concerning these trolls?[/QUOTE]
Dude you never tried to warn me. I though they where being nice and trying to help.
Pics of your hand or it didn't happen.
what he said
[QUOTE=BurningPlayd0h;20791612]Pics of your hand or it didn't happen.[/QUOTE]
I cut myself while attempting to separate my hand and penis with the knife.
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2rmtuvq.jpg[/IMG]
ewww that was on his [I]PENIS[/I]
[QUOTE=beanhead;20791711]ewww that was on his [I]PENIS[/I][/QUOTE]
:aaaaa:
Eww. Penis.
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;20791718]:aaaaa:
Eww. Penis.[/QUOTE]
yeah i know
Wow...you really are a fail son of a bitch hey...
It probably would have been best if you did pull your whole dick off, that way you won't be able to make offspring with no common sense either.
Wow. Its actually real.
[QUOTE=Nyther;20791692]I cut myself while attempting to separate my hand and penis with the knife.
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2rmtuvq.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
theres gonna be people who are gonna :hawaaaafap: when they see that...
LOL!
-EDIT-
wait?!?!? you used a knife on your dick? good thing you didnt slip the other way that would make a grown man cry D:
Write facepunch on that hand, or I still dont consider it real.
Well i am wrapping the wound right now. The burning from the bengay is gone. My dick is still slightly irritated though.
shower now?:D thats my solution SHOWERSHOWER SHOWER
[QUOTE=Nyther;20791692]I cut myself while attempting to separate my hand and penis with the knife.
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2rmtuvq.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
You used a knife?! Please say it was a butter knife.
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A really sharp one.
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