• I drank a capuccino and shat pure stone
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[QUOTE=Kabuto;21489491][I]Shit[/I] thread[/QUOTE] Ayyyyyyy.
TERRORISTS WIN. Bests MS Paint comic I've ever seen :v: Also, I hate shitting bricks. I have a habit of doing this, that's why I'm hired as a home builder :v:
Wow, immediately after reading this thread, I went to the kitchen to grab a can of chocolate sticks. I grab the can and said, "I'm going to eat the rest of the chocolates if that's okay." My sister said, "That's cappuccino." I put it back on the counter. Thanks OP, now I'm paranoid.
coffee can have kind of a laxative effect. one of many reasons that i switched to tea
wut s um a wc dunt u mean baathrume
a thread about pooping... hrmmm a poop thread.. a shit thread?
[QUOTE=Levithan;21489926]wut s um a wc dunt u mean baathrume[/QUOTE] water closet
What's with all the mother fucking tic tic tics?
this is why i love facepunch :allears:
[QUOTE=GMan-2;21488779]You didn't see that fucking monster[/QUOTE] Assuming he's gay, he's probably had something bigger shoved up there. [editline]5:15[/editline] Or atleast wants it up there.
Wonderful story, new avatar gained.
Hahahahahaha. I guess the terrorists did win.
[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;21488684]your shit looks like a spacecraft [editline]08:02PM[/editline] or a train[/QUOTE] It's looks like an old Nintendo game cartridge.
[QUOTE=GMan-2;21488560]I kicked open the bathroom door and sit in the toilet.[/QUOTE] You are supposed to sit on it, silly.
That hilarious but don't worry you're not the only one. If I drink coffee I always get an upset tummy too and end up feeling sick after drinking it.
That shit rocked? :raise:
Hahahahaha
I can't do strong coffee on an empty stomach, makes me woozy. Had a relentless at 3 in the morning once after 2 hours sleep and no breakfast... oh god that was a horrible car trip.
I shat bricks
Hahhaahah! Oh wow!
ahahahahahahaha
this is what happens when CT's camp spawn
learn how to make cappuccino right, op. do it right, no bricks are shat.
[QUOTE=mrhippieguy;21493143]learn how to make cappuccino right, op. do it right, no bricks are shat.[/QUOTE]
lern2cappuccino
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/etw8qp.png[/img] Yeah, I pretty much lost it there. :v:
[QUOTE=lilcheeselad;21488722]or taken the handle side of a tooth brush and shoved it up his butthole and stabbed the shit into little pieces[/QUOTE] Should have used the bristles, would have had the same effect but would add a little extra flavor for brushing teeth later
Ever take a shit that was so rock hard it hurt your dick? Yeah. Then come talk to me.
When you drink it, you will shit Bricks. Sorry, I had to. :(
Just woke up everyone in the house. What the fuck is this shit. :downs:
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