• I drank a capuccino and shat pure stone
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Should have gotten in there and defused your shit.
Thanks for the avatar!
pics or it dident happen
Once I got a brick too big to get out. The horror...
[QUOTE=aurum481;21497886]Once I got a brick too big to get out. The horror...[/QUOTE] oh that hurts epsecially when you try to push it anyway lol
You wasted more time making the tldr than the main text.
[QUOTE=ofifiDooo;21497910]oh that hurts epsecially when you try to push it anyway lol[/QUOTE] You can get a hernia from trying too hard.
I though that was a knife coming out of his ass.
This was very amusing .. Sorry for laughing at your .. uuh .. pain ? Meeting Thor must have been amazing though. Was it worth it?! Try an iced cap at Tim Hortons .. mmm. They DO hurt my tummy sometimes though, but it doesn't compare to your traumatic moment. x)
[QUOTE=Emiiu;21498434]This was very amusing .. Sorry for laughing at your .. uuh .. pain ? Meeting Thor must have been amazing though. Was it worth it?! Try an iced cap at Tim Hortons .. mmm. They DO hurt my tummy sometimes though, but it doesn't compare to your traumatic moment. x)[/QUOTE] Congrats on your first post on FP.
Split your lungs with blood and thunder, When you see the brown whale.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;21498471]Congrats on your first post on FP.[/QUOTE] Why thank you. ;D
I doubt it was the coffee. Unless you made some sort of solid coffee.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;21489016]Did your shit damage your toilet?[/QUOTE] In fact, yes. It took me a long, LONG while to unblock the remains of my poor, poor toilet.
Then, the war started. I farted the biggest, strongest and loudest fart I've ever heard. In fact, I think it was the loudest fart ANYONE's ever heard. [B]Hell, even the almighty Thor came down from the fucking heavens to shake my hand[/B]. Oh god I laughed.
[QUOTE=Left4Meds;21490066]Assuming he's gay, he's probably had something bigger shoved up there. [editline]5:15[/editline] Or atleast wants it up there.[/QUOTE] Judging from his story, he's not going to want anything up there for quite a while.
The pain OP had suffered would give a boner to Odin Congraturations, you are a man now
[QUOTE=GMan-2;21488560]op[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/21ab695bbed4bded22ca4fa61da96c33.png[/img]
I need a photo of this bomb shit. MS Paint pics do not suffice.
This is win. Also how is the butthole going after 12 hours?
Uhh.. I don't usually take photos of my shit :(
Do you need anal rape? I bet it would just stretch wide enought for me to drive a utility truck throught it.
Wait you shitted out a stone where did the stone come from or are you exagerating how big and hard your shit was?
Oh sweet Jesus I laughed xD
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[QUOTE=Rigged237;21489946]a thread about pooping... hrmmm a poop thread.. a shit thread?[/QUOTE] FPpoop?
That's......cool....right?
Dr. Shoupie says you have ulcerative colitis. Dr. Shoupie recommends seeing an actual doctor.
Gman-2 @ ct spawn: The bomb has been planted.
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