• I drank a capuccino and shat pure stone
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[img]http://www.madmax83.com/img.php?pageid=171&img=image1&type=blog[/img] Its not poop its shit
This thread is priceless. :v:
A+ Thread, would read again.
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Better check for hemorrhoids son, they can cause that bleeding too.
From what you're describing you either burst some piles or caused an anal fissure. If it's the latter you're in for fun because it FUCKING HURTS.
[QUOTE=keatinator;21490304]That hilarious but don't worry you're not the only one. If I drink coffee I always get an upset tummy too and end up feeling sick after drinking it.[/QUOTE] Tummy? What are you, 12? To the OP: Congrats, you passed the first phase to goatse [editline]11:50AM[/editline] [QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;21507726]FPpoop?[/QUOTE] FPoop
wow
:wtc: I am.. intrigued
[QUOTE=Rashy;21503706]Wait you shitted out a stone where did the stone come from or are you exagerating how big and hard your shit was?[/QUOTE] Stone can also be a measurement of weight. 1 stone = 14 pounds.
I feel your pain man, every day.
I'm never having a cappuccino now. Never.
Next time drink water, unless you want to turn your anus into a brick factory.
I am fucking dying over here of laughter. Try Pepto-Bismol. Or, do what I do and just brave it out you fucking pussy.
The OP should of saved the stone and sold it.
Why are there so many fucking threads about peoples "amazing" shits?
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[QUOTE=deadshot;21610545]Why are there so many fucking threads about peoples "amazing" shits?[/QUOTE] Because every man is secretely proud of every large shit they do. More so if it causes them physical discomfort. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
OP's drawing are pretty shitty
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