Where is this happening, I want him to use and sign my computer.
It's an Altair 8800, the computer he founded Micro-Soft on.
Edit: Got it, Philly, almost close enough if I knew I could meet him.
Send him your resume
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Even better, ask him for a job position at Xbox :q:
[QUOTE=MrMISCHIEF;21567983]Where is this happening, I want him to use and sign my computer.
It's an Altair 8800, the computer he founded Micro-Soft on.
Edit: Got it, Philly, almost close enough if I knew I could meet him.[/QUOTE]
He'll be at the Franklin institute. Find directions to that, He'll be there accepting an award
Info on the award: [url]http://www2.fi.edu/press/releases/2010.pdf[/url]
I don't exactly know the time, you can try to arrange something out with that.
Ask for participation in a porn film :q:
[QUOTE=Mr. Kobayashi;21567870][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwzklHZqkbE[/media]
Do this[/QUOTE]
At least he takes it as a joke in the video and doesn't go all serious.
[QUOTE=Jeremyc428;21568096]He'll be at the Franklin institute. Find directions to that, He'll be there accepting an award
Info on the award: [url]http://www2.fi.edu/press/releases/2010.pdf[/url]
I don't exactly know the time, you can try to arrange something out with that.[/QUOTE]
This seems to be a pretty prestigious award.
Somehow I don't think I would be able to walk into a black tie event like that and say hi.
Security: Who's that nut with the fifty pound computer?
Like I said, it would be worth it if I knew i could meet him.
Ask him why did he Patent'ed the idea of windows and claim it under his own rights, leaving his fellow workers with no credit.
[img]http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/ani_bill_pie.gif[/img]
give him a [i]tasty[/i] welcome!
Ask him why you get a blue screen on your pc.
I'd wonder until which point he still programmed by himself.
Q: Mister Gates, until which point did you write code by yourself?
[QUOTE=Xephio;21570004]Ask him why you get a blue screen on your pc.[/QUOTE]
Drivers
[QUOTE=Sickle;21566968]what was he thinking when he made windows vista[/QUOTE]
He didn't make Windows Vista. At the time Jim Allchin was the leader of the Windows devision. He quit Microsoft after Vista was released and was replaced by Steven Sinofsky who was the leader of the Office 2007 team.
[QUOTE=rosthouse;21570105]I'd wonder until which point he still programmed by himself.
Q: Mister Gates, until which point did you write code by yourself?[/QUOTE]
He didn't.
He worked with Steve Jobs.
[QUOTE=deggemannen;21570212]Drivers[/QUOTE]
Why did I get a mental image of Bill Gates screaming at some dude
"IT'S THE FUCKING DRIVERS
YOU MORON"
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21566946]Ask him what would happen if windows 7 combined with windows xp with the RAM of windows 1 and the screen of a Windows 98 with the internet of Windows 2000[/QUOTE]
this
ask him; if he would like to change one thing in his entire life, what would that be?
Ask him the best place to buy a local Mac.
Ask something unrelated to Apple.
Ask him
Ask him about what he thinks about haptic and eventual full-body computer interfaces along with how he thinks their GUI will look and function.
Also this.
[img]http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/the941/files/2009/10/bill-gates-1983.jpg[/img]
Can you get me an autograph?
Ask him what his favorite Windows is.
Really, ask him something as if he was just a normal person, like what games he likes, food, etc.
Business tactics. He's a brilliant fucking businessman. He's out of the Microsoft game, he won't know shit about current Windows stuff and he probably won't answer such questions either.
[QUOTE=d3450;21567763]Ask him for some money, rich bastard.[/QUOTE]
He actually donates millions to charities.
[QUOTE=technologic;21567977][URL]http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1907543[/URL]
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This:[/QUOTE]
Do I rate you late or dumb?
Tell him to donate a few million to Facepunch.com :buddy:
In all seriousness, ask him why he's leaving almost nothing (Well... Compared to 50 Billion, 10 mill is almost nothing) to his kids.
Seriously, wtfm8.
Ask him what is his favorite scene from the movie [b]Pirates of Silicon Valley[/b] 1999
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