Ask him if in the future Microsoft will focus on usability or security. Oh and ask him what he plans to do with his charity work.
Ask him if he can afford to buy Railworks with all the DLC.
Why do people keep wanting to ask him Microsoft's exact plans? He doesn't even work for them.
[QUOTE=Supacasey;21572048]In all seriousness, ask him why he's leaving almost nothing (Well... Compared to 50 Billion, 10 mill is almost nothing) to his kids.
Seriously, wtfm8.[/QUOTE]
Dude.
He probably doesn't want his kids to turn out as spoiled little fucks so he's trying to make them maybe actually work...at least once...maybe...
[QUOTE=deggemannen;21566950]what was he thinking when he made windows me[/QUOTE]
Windows [B]CE
[/B]Windows [B]ME
[/B]Windows [B]NT[/B]
He was just trying to hide messages so he had to shit out an OS
[QUOTE=RedStar;21570362]Why did I get a mental image of Bill Gates screaming at some dude
"IT'S THE FUCKING DRIVERS
YOU MORON"[/QUOTE]
Oh god now im imagining it, it's so funny yet so annoying
Ask him if Steve Ballmer is really THAT crazy.
He looks much older for a man in his mid 50's.
Compared to this,
[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/24zhhjl.jpg[/img]
then this
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/30db0j7.png[/IMG]
Wait, what? IS BONO WEARING ELEVATED SHOES?
[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2s6kis1.jpg[/IMG]
:what:
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21572800]Windows [B]CE
[/B]Windows [B]ME
[/B]Windows [B]NT[/B]
He was just trying to hide messages so he had to shit out an OS[/QUOTE]
Or maybe Windows CE was a prototype and he was trying to spell mentos! :D
...That's what I would've done...
Beware of his orgasmo-touch.
Tell him i said thanks for all his donations :love:
[QUOTE=!xHDMicrobe;21567772]So what's it like not playing video games on that mac of yours?[/QUOTE]
Maybe he uses Linux?
Ask him if the Xbox 360 was programed for the Red Ring Of Death
Or ask him why he's not doing shit about it
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;21578499]Maybe he uses Linux?[/QUOTE]
quote is still valid
Ask him how he came up with something as innovative as the iPod collecton... OH WAIT
Don't talk just stare
Seeing as the commercials say, "Windows 7 was MY idea!" ask for your cut of the money
[QUOTE=Xeloo;21567337]my dad works for microsoft i have windows 8[/QUOTE]
Dear god, I laughed so hard.
OP, you should ask him what XP stood for.
"Hey bill can you help me program my Zune....oh wait i have an Ipod just like the rest of the world!"
And ask what the hell he was thinking when he came up with the Microsoft points idea for Xbox
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21566946]Ask him what would happen if windows 7 combined with windows xp with the RAM of windows 1 and the screen of a Windows 98 with the internet of Windows 2000[/QUOTE]
wat.
Just, wat.
Windows CE is used in mobile devices. Twats.
I live in Seattle, You can see him driving down the freeway in various sport car's from time to time.
[QUOTE=Xephio;21570004]Ask him why you get a blue screen on your pc.[/QUOTE]
Should ask why the colour is blue.
Ask him if he will dance for you.
Take photos.
Ask him to sign a piece of paper that says
Bill... cunt!
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21566946]Ask him what would happen if windows 7 combined with windows xp with the RAM of windows 1 and the screen of a Windows 98 with the internet of Windows 2000[/QUOTE]
Mind fuck of the day!
[QUOTE=Mudbone;21582466]I live in Seattle, You can see him driving down the freeway in various sport car's from time to time.[/QUOTE]
Ya, too bad he lives in Washington.
Bill Gates is overrated.
Warren Buffet is my idol.
belive it or not my uncle works at microsoft in texas. he always fixed my vista OS. [B]ALWAYS!!![/B]
Tell him you have a gun, and that if he shouts, you'll kill him.
Should liven up whatever boring convention you're at.
ITT: A bunch of people think Bill Gates was the only one making decisions for any OS and any features or hardware.
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.