• Meeting Bill Gates
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[QUOTE=343N;21582976]Mind fuck of the day![/QUOTE] At lest i won something off my sleepyness
Haha, yeah.. You were tired? Tell bill gates, to find out what it is like to not be rich. And tell him how does it feel to not be as rich as yourself? Shit, I don't think that even makes sense.
Ask him if he finds the guy that plays PC on the MAC and PC adds sexually attractive.
Ask him if he has a Microsoft.
[QUOTE=fenwick;21580488]Dear god, I laughed so hard. OP, you should ask him what XP stood for.[/QUOTE] [B]X[/B]tra [B]P[/B]owah, everyone knows that.
say "Having fun jerking off with my money?"
Ask for a thousand dollars. Funny fact: he will earn that back after 4 seconds
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Ask him why his 7 Second Demo adverts last longer than 7 seconds.
[QUOTE=evilking1;21567182]just like the old days[/QUOTE] I fucking remember that game. Pie bill gates. CLASSIC
He is the words richest person, so why not ask him about a thousand dollars? Im sure he can spend that.
we need pics
Windows :P is going to be the troll of the century
tell him "you make my software turn into hardware" :v:
[QUOTE=GunsNRoses;21585242][B]X[/B]tra [B]P[/B]owah, everyone knows that.[/QUOTE] If you use that shitty 3D flag screensaver, the flag says e[b]xp[/b]erience.
[QUOTE=MILKE;21594276]He is the words richest person, so why not ask him about a thousand dollars? Im sure he can spend that.[/QUOTE] Because that is not how life works.
Ask him to put money into making a new colour
[QUOTE=fenwick;21580488]Dear god, I laughed so hard. OP, you should ask him what XP stood for.[/QUOTE] Experience.
[QUOTE=deggemannen;21566950]what was he [highlight]smoking[/highlight] when he made windows me[/QUOTE] Fixed.
Ask him what his future ambitions are for his charity organizations.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;21568323][img]http://members.ozemail.com.au/~lbrash/msjokes/ani_bill_pie.gif[/img] give him a [i]tasty[/i] welcome![/QUOTE] This.
[QUOTE=Jeremyc428;21566932]I have a chance to meet bill gates this upcoming Thursday. If I do get a chance to meet him and ask him questions, does anybody have any questions they want answered from him?[/QUOTE] Ask questions [B]YOU[/B] want to ask. Your meeting with him is gonna be brief, so why waste it on some other guy's wishes?
[QUOTE=343N;21584058] Tell bill gates, to find out what it is like to not be rich. And tell him how does it feel to not be as rich as yourself? Shit, I don't think that even makes sense.[/QUOTE] He knows what it's like not to be rich - he started out at the bottom, all by himself, remember? That's why he isn't going to give his kids heaps of cash when he dies, he wants them to put in hard work to get money, not just sponge off of him.
Nope, Windows 98' was made when I was born, so...
[QUOTE=343N;21604286]Nope, Windows 98' was made when I was born, so...[/QUOTE] You're eleven?
I wonder how he would react if you went up to him and said: "I want a million dollars, and before you make your decision I would like you to know I have poorly drawn an illustration of a kitten for you, so it should be quite difficult for you to neglect my offer"
You dat mac guy 'aight? No wait u dat otha guy! Why dat otha guy be dissin yo alltime on tv man?
just kick him in the dick
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