• A spam-email
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So i just registered for a hotmail account and look what i find. [QUOTE]FROM CELINA TOMA. Dear Beloved, I REQUEST YOU TO BE MY GUARDIAN AND THEN HELP ME TO COME OVER YOUR COUNTRY: Good day and how are you today? I hope fine? After going through your profile, permit me to inform you of my desire of asking you to be a guardian or foster parent to me and then help me out in what I am about to tell you. I know this may sound strange to you, receiving a mail from an unknown person, but my condition has forced me to do that. I'm Ms.Celina Toma 21 years old, the only daughter of Late Mr. & Mrs. Joel Toma my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant here in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote d'Ivoire. He was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip in France, my mother died when I was a baby. Before the death of my father on 12th February 2008 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me by his bed side and told me that he has the sum of six million Five hundred thousand United State Dollars USD ($6.5million) he deposited in a private security company there in Jakarta-Indonesia, which the security company Diplomat will delivery it to you or you travel to Jakarta and claim it in person, because of the legal valuables. He then strongly advised me not to seek for assistance in the investment of the money from his lawyer or any of his friends here but to seek for a foreign partner from a country of my choice (outside our country, Cote d Ivoire) that will assist me in the wise investment of the money. I have since left the money in the security custody with the view of my making use of it for investment purposes after my education carrier. But as you may be already aware by now, our country (Cote D' Ivoire) is presently at political crises. Rebels have already taken over the whole Northern part of the country and making efforts towards to capture the commercial center of the country, Abidjan, where I am now. I want an investment purpose like real estate management or hotel management. Because of this I am honorably seeking your assistance in the following ways: (1) To serve as a guardian to me and then assist me receiving the money into your care. (2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and then settle there permanently. If you accept to stand as my guardian or foster parent to me, I need not discuss on any percentage with you as you have to see the whole money as yours and then assist me invest it. But if you still want a percentage, I am willing to offer you, 30 % of the total money as compensation for your assistance. Please tell me if you feel the percentage I offered is not ok by you. As soon as I receive your concrete assurance to assist me with my proposal and also your full contact address/phone number and pictures, I will give you the security company contact to reach MR.KENNEDY MURRY and know their legal procedures to release and deliver it to you as I want to come over to stay with you permanently please. You shall then be giving me information on when the transaction will be over. I shall also send my pictures to you. No matter what your decision may turn out to be, please I beg you to keep this highly secret for my safety, as I believe that those people that killed my Daddy are still after me here. For more explanations regarding my situation here. Thanks and God bless you. Best regards. Miss Celina Toma.[/QUOTE] My obvious reply, "[I][B]Send me nudes"[/I][/B]" And heres the picture of her. [IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/fb27e7celina1.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/img/64a8f7getattachmentaspx.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Note;24848536]"[I][B]Send me nudes"[/I][/B]" [/QUOTE] Genius
Its legit
[QUOTE=guckymister;24848570]Its legit[/QUOTE] It has to be, the story is very plausible.
[QUOTE=xxsetshotxx;24848622]It has to be, the story is very plausible.[/QUOTE] [quote]I'm Ms.Celina Toma 21 years old, the only daughter of Late Mr. & Mrs. Joel Toma my father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant here in Abidjan, the economic capital of Cote d'Ivoire. He was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip in France, my mother died when I was a baby.[/quote] Hm.
[QUOTE=xxsetshotxx;24848622]It has to be, the story is very plausible.[/QUOTE] Nah, it's a Nigerian scammer, I can tell.
[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;24848871]Nah, it's a Nigerian scammer, I can tell.[/QUOTE] no dude its totally legit she already gave me 34 pesos
My email recently got hacked and I came back to it after a day, and there were over 1000 sent spam emails. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=acidcj;24851250]My email recently got hacked and I came back to it after a day, and there were over 1000 sent spam emails. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] This happened to me, but they used some of my contacts. Explaining to my very religious economics teacher why I sent her a link to cheap Viagra was difficult.
[quote]YOUR COOPERATION IS “HIGHLY” REQUIRED Dear Good Friend, How are you together with your family members?I think all is well. Despite the fact that I did not know you in person or have i seen you before but due to the reliable revelation,I decided to share this lucrative opportunity with you, I have no other choice, so kindly consider this message as vital, believing that sooner or later we will be multi millonaires,First and foremost, I have to introduce myself to you. I am MR.IBRAHIM HAZZAN THE FOREIGN OPERATIONS MANAGER OF OUR BANK here in my country, BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA. I am married with two children.I want you to assist me in other to transfer the sum of $25m us dollars (Twenty Five Million US Dollars) Currency into your reliable account as the Next of Kin to our Foreign Business partner , the original owner of the fund. He was a foreigner and a multi company holder who died in a plane crash with his family years ago, he deposited the fund in our bank for his business expansion in Africa unfortunately he met this sudden and untimely death and the worst thing that happened was the wife who suppose to be the successor of the account died alongside with him. Since the deceased left no body behind to claim the fund, as a foreigner, you are in better position for that, and no body will come for the claim after you have applied.If you are ready to assist me, set up a new bank account or forward to me any one available so that the process will commence. I will guide you on how you should apply for the claim so that everything will be smooth and correct. After the transfer, i will resign and come over to your country for the sharing of the fund 50/50 base on the fact that it is two man business. Finally, note that you are not taking any risk because there will be a legal back up as we commence. Further information will be given to you as soon as I receive reply. Fill this information Your Full Names........................ Phone Number ......................... Age........................................... Occupation................................ Country .................................... Your reply.Sincerely, MR.IBRAHIM HAZZAN. [/quote] Umm, Burkina Faso...
[QUOTE=WydawMakah;24851358]Umm, Burkina Faso...[/QUOTE] I don't know about you, but this [B]MR.IBRAHIM HAZZAN THE FOREIGN OPERATIONS MANAGER OF OUR BANK[/B] sounds like a pretty cool guy.
[QUOTE=Sottalytober;24851290]This happened to me, but they used some of my contacts. Explaining to my very religious economics teacher why I sent her a link to cheap Viagra was difficult.[/QUOTE] Should do her.
Yeah, one of my teachers at my school got this in his school email. We were all joking about for the first 15 minutes of class.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFXDDNwipw8[/media]
Now where have I seen this before?
What? You mean that nice ceo of the nigerian bank actually lied to me? ON THE INTERNET?
[QUOTE=Shenanigansen.;24854144][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFXDDNwipw8[/media][/QUOTE] oh god this fucker is back
Christ sake.
Ignore it, she isn't hot anyways
Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
[QUOTE=Note;24848536] My obvious reply, "[I][B]Send me nudes"[/I][/B]" And heres the picture of her. [/QUOTE] When spammers receive a response, they put that person on a more expensive list, the active list. That list is full of people who they can confirm are reading/responding to the messages. Congratulations on getting your new e-mail addy promoted to the upper-tier spam list so quickly.
I use to answer spam as well. It's quite fun actually.
As soon as you get nudes, post them on facepunch.
[QUOTE=acidcj;24851250]My email recently got hacked and I came back to it after a day, and there were over 1000 sent spam emails. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] I've heard of this, you open the e-mail and this infects your computer with malware, hacks your e-mail and sends spam to all your contacts. They do the same, infecting more computers and repeating the process.
[QUOTE=Shenanigansen.;24854144] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=sFXDDNwipw8[/URL] [/QUOTE] :neckbeard:
In one of my replys to a spam email were it had a picture of a girl like that, I stated in my last email that i loved her and wanted to marry her, She said the deal was off and i wasn't getting millions of dollars.
[QUOTE=WeekendWarrior;24860034]I've heard of this, you open the e-mail and this infects your computer with malware, hacks your e-mail and sends spam to all your contacts. They do the same, infecting more computers and repeating the process.[/QUOTE] Bullshit. You cannot get infected by jut opening an email.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;24860116]Bullshit. You cannot get infected by jut opening an email.[/QUOTE] There is an attachment, you always get the idiots that open them. [editline]03:57PM[/editline] Forgot to mention that.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;24860045]:neckbeard:[/QUOTE] :downsbravo:
That email was ment to be private and I don't appreciate you sharing it.
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