If USA and EU declared war on each other, Russia would probably join EU against USA, as well as some countries in Asia. China would either stay neutral or join EU too. America in the big picture would be pretty alone in that war I think.
EU is not a country. Nor is it a military alliance. Can someone please explain why USA would harass a economic and social alliance?
[sp]They wouldn't.[/sp]
[QUOTE=Potatoefp;16326481]EU is not a country. Nor is it a military alliance. Can someone please explain why USA would harass a economic and social alliance?
[sp]They wouldn't.[/sp][/QUOTE]
Because they're brainless warmongers? Really though, that war would never start.
if one forgot the others anniversary and didn't get them any flowers
Germans would finish of building the Haunebu and the Americans would be fucked
[url]http://discaircraft.greyfalcon.us/HAUNEBU.htm[/url]
and as soon as vital American leaders and politicians have been abducted and vaporized they send in there über tanks.
[url]http://www.theage.com.au/news/sport/the-biggest-tank-in-history/2007/08/29/1188067187693.html[/url]
basically, the Germans alone would pwn the Americans from all sides using the superior technology which they would develop in a matter of months.
(For all you sarcasm noobs, this is just a joke it may or may not happen this way if there was a war, I don't know)
One side would probably say "We don't like you, we are going to war" And then they would do a bunch of shit with killing and stuff.... Then one side would win, and then more stuff would happen. The side that lost would baww a bunch, and possibly another war.
Maybe they should nuke Wales so it stops producing stupid questions.
Well a lot of people say it's not going to happen because it is not going to happen, but how would it happen if it occurred? Well lets say this:
U.S. decides to say "Hey! Let's fuck with the EU."
EU gets pissed off and decides, "Lets fuck with the US for fucking with us"
And you get one big stalemate.
Ahaha these threads are starting to get so fucking annoying.
You do know that war between the two greatest allies WILL NEVER FUCKING HAPPEN.
AMERICA AND THE UK AREN'T A COUPLE OF FUCKING TEENAGERS THAT WOULD SUDDENLY BREAK THEIR FRIENDSHIP.
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he's on about eu not uke lol
[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;16326836]he's on about eu not uke lol[/QUOTE]
It doesn't even matter in the first place since the EU isn't like the US.
That's as stupid as saying ASEAN will go to war with Sardinia.
It would happen if the EU continued on their fining spree and fined countries for having an overly obese population.
[QUOTE=Darkcoder;16327191]It would happen if the EU continued on their fining spree and fined countries for having an overly obese population.[/QUOTE]
Except that America isn't in the EU and America wouldn't defend the rights of obese people.
Ok, what I'm getting, is people saying it's not possable.
I've concluded: The war isn't possable so stop posting in threads about it, including this one.
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You've concluded? Everyone knew war wasn't possible before this discussion.
There's an enormous argument as to which is better. Mythbusters or Top Gear.
[QUOTE=Apollox-cow;16328657]There's an enormous argument as to which is better. Mythbusters or Top Gear.[/QUOTE]
That's the number one reason why there won't be a war with EU versus the US. Because I won't have that awesome British show to watch every Sunday, and I can't live on Mythbusters alone.
I'm pretty sure Top Gear is in the Geneva convention somewhere.
agree^
The only cause I could think of is Oil. And still...
Because Americans develop the taste for delicious flesh that's only found in Europe. Then to satisfy our never ending cravings for fatty meats we wage war against the EU.
Germany bans paintball and all violent video games.
This cause rage to build in Germany (no one has any good stress releases).
School shootings increase until Germany is almost wiped out.
US is like; "HOLY SHIT! Free land" and tries to take the land. Frances is like "Bitch please..." and so France, what is left of Germany (not much), and um, the UK (for shits and giggles) start fighting the US.
This goes WW1 style, a few pissy bitches fighting, and then they start pulling in their allies, and then every one is fighting on another.
Also, since almost everyone who is with the US is with the US because the US would be throw a hissy fit if someone disliked them (the Cold War is a great example), everyone would start siding with either the EU (they realize it is okay to openly dislike the US, cause all the cool countries are doing it) or the invading aliens (aliens always invade when shit hits the fan, just look at that one Star Trek: Enterprise episode where aliens help the Nazi's so that history gets FUBAR'd), and the US would hold out for a while (but only because somebody would make an Obama sock puppet and use it to make it seem like Obama said it was okay to launch nukes).
Let's my theory anyway
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;16327485]Ok, what I'm getting, is people saying it's not possable.
I've concluded: The war isn't possable so stop posting in threads about it, including this one.
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Hey moron, my thread says HYPOTHETICAL. It's even in the title. Do you know what that word means?
Now just stop posting in THIS thread because it's not possible.
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[QUOTE=Carlisle;16341320]Germany bans paintball and all violent video games.
This cause rage to build in Germany (no one has any good stress releases).
School shootings increase until Germany is almost wiped out.
US is like; "HOLY SHIT! Free land" and tries to take the land. Frances is like "Bitch please..." and so France, what is left of Germany (not much), and um, the UK (for shits and giggles) start fighting the US.
This goes WW1 style, a few pissy bitches fighting, and then they start pulling in their allies, and then every one is fighting on another.
Also, since almost everyone who is with the US is with the US because the US would be throw a hissy fit if someone disliked them (the Cold War is a great example), everyone would start siding with either the EU (they realize it is okay to openly dislike the US, cause all the cool countries are doing it) or the invading aliens (aliens always invade when shit hits the fan, just look at that one Star Trek: Enterprise episode where aliens help the Nazi's so that history gets FUBAR'd), and the US would hold out for a while (but only because somebody would make an Obama sock puppet and use it to make it seem like Obama said it was okay to launch nukes).
Let's my theory anyway[/QUOTE]
I lol'ed
Why do all these what if threads always involve America using nukes. We're not fucking retarded, we would never use nuclear weapons unless we were getting extremely ass fucked.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;16341715]Why do all these what if threads always involve America using nukes. We're not fucking retarded, we would never use nuclear weapons unless we were getting extremely ass fucked.[/QUOTE]
Awesome name.
[QUOTE=NuclearAnnhilation;16341715]Why do all these what if threads always involve America using nukes. We're not fucking retarded, we would never use nuclear weapons unless we were getting extremely ass fucked.[/QUOTE]
Because thats apperently what America does in every hypothetical situation.
[QUOTE=Da Bomb76;16341395]Hey moron, my thread says HYPOTHETICAL. It's even in the title. Do you know what that word means?
Now just stop posting in THIS thread because it's not possible.[/QUOTE]
no, the problem with your thread is that the US and EU are simular in power, so the situation could change everything.
And yes I do know what hypothetical means.
[QUOTE=Kingy_who;16325253]I've got to admit, I agree, but still try and find reasons why, I was annoyed at the other thread because no-one could explaing how it would happen.[/QUOTE]
You can't explain what can't happen. :downs:
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