• Towel Jesus is walking around my street with a bat.
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I laughed at "divine sandals"
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20544543]Go crucify his ass.[/QUOTE] How would driving nails through his ass cheeks solve anything?
I want to see this. :S
Do you have a camcorder with nightshot, by any chance? Should make for creepy video.
[QUOTE=Suttles;20545253]It is not a troll thread, wait till in the morning, dummkopf.[/QUOTE] If he comes back during the morning, I will.
Good.
[QUOTE=Suttles;20545330]Good.[/QUOTE] [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/jeebus.png[/img]
You could go buy a night vision camera.
it's the messiah praise the lord
[QUOTE=nuken;20545374]You could go buy a night vision camera.[/QUOTE] I think I'll wait till morn, kthanks.
Hang out with him. He will teach you the ways of the world.
[QUOTE=Stupideye;20545398]Hang out with him. He will teach you the ways of the world.[/QUOTE] With a bat.
ask him if he can really walk on water
Update: He is now swinging in circles with the bat, kinda like that one thing with the weight on a cord at the summer Olympics.
whoever he hits gets a special spot in heaven [editline]08:34PM[/editline] quick dont miss your chance!
Pictures or I call troll.
he can't he'll scare him
[QUOTE=Mr.2007;20545586]Pictures or I call troll.[/QUOTE] Read the thread.
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20545233]why don't you come over here and I hand you a camera with flash, and you keep on taking pictures of a deranged man with a bat, k?[/QUOTE] I wouldn't be a pussy about it and I would take the damn picture. Fuck. [editline]06:40PM[/editline] TROLL
[QUOTE=GerardV2;20545662]I wouldn't be a pussy about it and I would take the damn picture. Fuck. [editline]06:40PM[/editline] TROLL[/QUOTE] I don't think you know the meaning of a troll.
Whats your avatar from? I want it. Back on tiopic, open your window when hes near and yell at him saying your god.
[QUOTE=IWHeadHunter;20545759]Whats your avatar from? I want it. Back on tiopic, open your window when hes near and yell at him saying your god.[/QUOTE] I just googled ghost with fedora.
[quote=iwheadhunter;20545759]whats your avatar from? I want it. Back on tiopic, open your window when hes near and yell at him saying your god.[/quote] l AM YOUR FATHER
If there is enough light to see him doing all these things, there is enough light to take a picture (without flash)! Just set the camera on something sturdy and give it a long exposure time. We will even accept something blurry. Take a picture.
He can't take pictures because he made this whole thing up. Prove me wrong OP
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20545233]why don't you come over here and I hand you a camera with flash, and you keep on taking pictures of a deranged man with a bat, k?[/QUOTE]
dont be a pussy
[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20545977][/QUOTE] pussy he just wants to play baseball with you
[QUOTE=Suttles;20545253]It is not a troll thread, wait till in the morning, dummkopf.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=BagMinge101;20545318]If he comes back during the morning, I will.[/QUOTE]
if he's there in the morning give him coffee just do it ok
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