Towel Jesus is walking around my street with a bat. - General

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20546023][/QUOTE] No it's easier to photoshop in the morning pics now

Shoot him. no wait, Hit him with a baseball and watch him run

[QUOTE=PermabannedGuy;20546115]No it's easier to photoshop in the morning pics now[/QUOTE] I seriously doubt I can pull off a completely convincing shop of a pretty unique thing I won't be able to find pics for.

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20546168]I seriously doubt I can pull off a completely convincing shop of a pretty unique thing I won't be able to find pics for.[/QUOTE] Well I hope by the morning he keeps all of the towels on

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20545343][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/jeebus.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dude watch out, he might hit a baseball at you with that sandman.

Throw a cinderblock out your window.

Get a bigger bat.

dress like the devil and do the same.

[QUOTE=flyingpandaz;20547000]dress like the devil and do the same.[/QUOTE] Or rather, the [url=http://www.portlandart.net/archives/barack-obama-bw.png]Antichrist[/url].

Did the cops show up yet? How long do they take!

If he is Jesus, i'm sure he is completely harmless.

[QUOTE=squeaky024;20547054]Did the cops show up yet? How long do they take![/QUOTE] Is he doing anything illegal by walking around?

Where are those Romans when you need them...

You're seriously like the biggest pussy ever, holy shit. Just take a fucking picture, this thread is just incredibly boring without them.

[QUOTE=Klownox;20547080]Is he doing anything illegal by walking around?[/QUOTE] Dunno about where OP lives but over here you're not allowed to just walk around with a baseball bat, you have to at least have a ball with you or something stupid like that.

[QUOTE=MuTAnT;20547385]Dunno about where OP lives but over here you're not allowed to just walk around with a baseball bat, you have to at least have a ball with you or something stupid like that.[/QUOTE] Well, that's stupid. I think that as long as he's done nothing wrong this crazy man should be allowed to do what ever he wants. As soon as he breaks a law, then he can be arrested/apprehended. Crazy people are fun. I enjoy giving them pennies.

[QUOTE=Klownox;20547418]Well, that's stupid. I think that as long as he's done nothing wrong this crazy man should be allowed to do what ever he wants. As soon as he breaks a law, then he can be arrested/apprehended. Crazy people are fun. I enjoy giving them pennies.[/QUOTE] Well I worry a bit about the fact that he's knocking on people's doors and swinging the bat around in (what sounds like) a irresponsible manner. The police might step in for that reason - to make sure he doesn't hurt himself/others and to make sure he gets some help.

[QUOTE=Klownox;20547418]Well, that's stupid. I think that as long as he's done nothing wrong this crazy man should be allowed to do what ever he wants. As soon as he breaks a law, then he can be arrested/apprehended. Crazy people are fun. [bI enjoy giving them pennies.[/b][/QUOTE] I would personally pull a gun (or at least some other weapon, police have such a problem with guns...) on someone if they were "insane", walking on my property swinging a bat around and hitting my front door with it. Don't take any chances with people like this, never know what they will do next. Bold: Board up your front door and windows, go to your second floor, chuck pennies at his head and duck when he tries to see where it comes from. Hilarity will ensue.

[img]http://www.opinionbug.com/wp-images/wanted-jesus.jpg[/img] I've been looking for this crazy nigga for years

Poke your head out the window and yell RIGHT ON.

The only way you can defeat Jesus is by singing his favorite Christian album backwards

Whenever someone pretends to be Jesus you know someone is going to get hurt. How Ironic.

This is fake, post pictures or video to tell me otherwise. Lots of people on here make shit up for attention and this is just barely passes my bullshit-o-meter.

[QUOTE=Neb;20548048]This is fake, post pictures or video to tell me otherwise. Lots of people on here make shit up for attention and this is just barely passes my bullshit-o-meter.[/QUOTE] It's still funny.

Everyone will be happy if you take pictures.

Don't drug him up! He might really be Jesus!

Pics

Just. Fucking. Wait. Goddamn, he will wake up and take pictures, fucking facepunch: GROW UP.

[QUOTE=Suttles;20550918]GROW UP.[/QUOTE] You're [i]soooo[/i] mature? Well, [i]exuuuuuse me[/i] for having a little fun on the Internet.

Was talking to the people spamming: Take a picture, pussy.