Towel Jesus is walking around my street with a bat.

[Second-gear-of-]

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20544885]Now he is knocking on my neighbor's door.

With a bat.[/QUOTE]

Knocking on heavens door?

[DrBones]

Let him remodel your house. Jesus was a carpenter, you know.

[ZombieFleezus]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_-NfKakS6A[/media]

[Ryan dunn.]

Pics please.

[jota de]

I thought the bat you were talking about was the animal bat.

[rat guy]

take a picture after the cops turn up

[TheIceman]

Genius! Go ask him about the bible. Check for nail marks on his hands.

[Natrox]

Deliver them pictures.

[Darth-Veger]

googled Jezus Towel. and i got this:
[img]http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/jesus-is-coming-somebody-grab-a-towel.jpg[/img]

[Chill]

Personal.Jesus....Someone to hear your prayers...Someone who cares...

[Anubis678]

PCP is one helluva drug

[nuken]

Pictures yet? I'm sure hes gone away by now.

[wildwill]

[img]http://godlessradio.com/flyswatter/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/jesusknockingphoto.jpg[/img]

[suttles]

Dude, wtf, that's my mom.

[Shader]

lmao where he got that image

[EmperorScorpious]

I read "bat" and for some reason pictured Jesus with

[img]http://susano.tripod.com/images/BAT4.GIF[/img]

[meatballfish]

he didn't deliver
he's lying

[evilweazel]

I stopped reading when I realized your family is part of a silly home owners association.

[meatballfish]

[QUOTE=evilweazel;20559573]I stopped reading when I realized your family is part of a silly home owners association.[/QUOTE]

i know him, his family treats him like he's 5
it's hilarious

[blacksam]

Ask if he can change your water into wine.

[Identity]

Ask him to turn water into wine, then party.

Hey, it's free alcohol right?

[Fata]

Dress up as satan and get a sword

[BagMinge101]

When I woke up at 6, he wasn't there.

incoming shitstorm

[NinjaPanda]

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20559936]When I woke up at 6, he wasn't there.

incoming shitstorm[/QUOTE]

Did you really think he would still be there?

You were a pussy for not taking the pictures and before you repeat the question you asked earlier in the thread, yes I would have taken the picture.

[BagMinge101]

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20545233]why don't you come over here and I hand you a camera with flash, and you keep on taking pictures of a deranged man with a bat, k?[/QUOTE]

If your a fan of grabbing the attention and angering crazed men with weapons, by all means you should have.

[NinjaPanda]

[QUOTE=BagMinge101;20560128]If your a fan of grabbing the attention and angering crazed men with weapons, by all means you should have.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]and before you repeat the question you asked earlier in the thread, yes I would have taken the picture. [/QUOTE]

If it was light enough outside to be able to see him then it should have been light enough to get a photo of him without flash. It wouldn't have been clear, it wouldn't have been bright but it would have been better than nothing.

Then everyone would have been at least ok with you not taking one with flash.

[BagMinge101]

[QUOTE=NinjaPanda;20560314]If it was light enough outside to be able to see him then it should have been light enough to get a photo of him without flash. It wouldn't have been clear, it wouldn't have been bright but it would have been better than nothing.

Then everyone would have been at least ok with you not taking one with flash.[/QUOTE]

There was barely any light. You know how when you try to use a camera in a dark room, and it pisses you off that you can see fine, but the picture is just a black square? It was like that.

[-Matt-94]

[QUOTE=GerardV2;20547591][img]http://www.opinionbug.com/wp-images/wanted-jesus.jpg[/img]

I've been looking for this crazy nigga for years[/QUOTE]

This makes me sad dude.

[xxfalconxx]

drat. he could've been an internet superstar.

[wildwill]

If he hasn't taken his meds he may be even worse today. Grow balls and go take his picture. More points if you make him rage and then take his picture while running for your life.