Towel Jesus is walking around my street with a bat.

[INSANE_PAIN]

[quote=its shortie;20544580]shoot him with a paintball gun.[/quote]

bloody brilliant!!

[Kimr]

[QUOTE=INSANE_PAIN;20634685]bloody brilliant!![/QUOTE]

and then pour a bucket with paint on him! :waycool:

[Superstormj]

If he wasn't holding a bat, I'd ask him what the meaning of life is.

[The Robster]

Take drugs with him so you can see what he thinks he is.

[Madman_Andre]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20544543]Go crucify his ass.[/QUOTE]

I'll bring the hammer and stakes. :v:

[Ibutsu]

OP, what happened now?

[mzathemind]

I have an on meds neighbor. Here are some of the best shit he has said to us:
You want a hundred dollars? Come on my lawn and I'll shoot you. (he literally taped a 100 to his house
Good job gettin away from that devil stuff, you want some money? YOU WANT SOME MONEY?!?!
And he told me that for shooting a roman candle god was gonna make an earthquake and kill me

[Winsanity]

^Worth it

[Machete]

Why do they always claim to be Jesus? why not Martin Luther king?

[Chad Mobile]

Because Martin Luther King is [SP]wh[/SP]ack.

[lazyguy]

[QUOTE=GerardV2;20547591][img]http://www.opinionbug.com/wp-images/wanted-jesus.jpg[/img]

I've been looking for this crazy nigga for years[/QUOTE]

Fuck still?

MEN
DON'T
HAVE
VAGINAS

GAY
PEOPLE
DON'T
HAVE
SEX
WITH
WOMEN
ANYWAY

Wherever there is ignorance, prejudice, discrimination...

We will be there.

BIBLICAL LITERALISTS FOR GAY MARRIAGE

Shit I need to make a logo or something.

[sitarhero]

[QUOTE=its shortie;20544580]Shoot him with a paintball gun.[/QUOTE]

that the funniest thing ive ever heard, lol

[BlazeFresh]

dude major bump wtf

[chocolate rain!]

Wow, still no pics?

[gerbils_alt_2]

Wow.
I thought this thread was WAY longer than 3 weeks ago.

[SunBird]

Well, if it's already bumped...
At least tell us what happened in the end, and if there is an end :v:

[Libertas]

[QUOTE=Stupideye;20545398]Hang out with him. He will teach you the ways of the word.[/QUOTE]

Fixed, praise Jesus.

:bahgawd:

[editline]06:46PM[/editline]

Wait, what the ..

dear god. I've helped a necrothread D:

[Predat0r]

Yeah, some fucker down the street started drinking/ran out of meds or something, anyway he started walking around the street with a rusty-ass old samurai sword striking at nothing.

[Jumbo_Grill]

[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;20544683]Chase him away with a nailgun.[/QUOTE]

I'll certainly hear that sound coming from the clouds:
"DOSH. GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT!"
"It's raaaining money!"

[M..BISON]

Raining men (and rainbows)

[Revolutionary]

Become towel Moses.

[gerbils_alt_2]

[QUOTE=Revolutionary;21045795]Become towel Moses.[/QUOTE]

then team up with towel jesus to help save the jewish people in the middle east

[Miasmic]

Go have steaming homosexual relations in front of him.

[beok]

I was in Florida when and there was a guy that said he was Jesus.
He said he was in four different places at once.
And he can turn the ocean into liquor.
I believed him.

[strongreaction]

[QUOTE=GerardV2;20545931]He can't take pictures because he made this whole thing up.

Prove me wrong OP[/QUOTE]

that doesn't make him a troll you stupid, stupid fuck. I swear, about 90% of the people here at Facepunch just yell "TROLL LOL HURR" at anything.

[AWarGuy]

Get Richard Dawkins on his ass!
or
Get some Italians around him with swords and spears for a little "re-enactment"

[Tinget]

I demand an update on what happened with the towel wearing lord and savior.

[Retarded Turtle]

Sounds fucking EPIC!
Just go out there and say your god. See how he reacts ;)

[Cypher_09]

[QUOTE=Retarded Turtle;21055971]Sounds fucking EPIC!
Just go out there and say your god. See how he reacts ;)[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.coverups.com/photos-silly/going_vista-5622568.jpg[/img]

[Perfumly]

I like the part where OP posted a picture