Towel Jesus is walking around my street with a bat.

[jepperten]

Just go fully JIHAD! on him

[Roov]

I bet the police officers' ancetors were roman

[KingFlynn910]

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he's going to rape you while trying to teach you baseball haha watch out

[WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW]

[QUOTE=sitarhero;21044814]that the funniest thing ive ever heard, lol[/QUOTE]
Cool bump yo.

[BurnBlackJay]

I wonder if he's still wandering about

[lazyguy]

[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;21061328]I wonder if he's still wandering about[/QUOTE]

Towel Jesus never stops wandering around. He's Towel Jesus, travelling the globe dispensing towels and parables.