• Is it just me or are bottled beverages getting harder to open?
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[QUOTE=luck_or_loss;18010258]get one of those rubber bottle openers or whatever that wrap around the top and you can get it off real easy, my grandparents use it. Or you could actually get in shape.[/QUOTE] Or you could just use one of those fat rubber bands which come with broccoli
Or you could just stop drinking anything.
I hate when I can't open something, especially at school. It makes me feel embarassed because I have to ask someone :downs:
it's all a [I]government conspiracy[/I]
I noticed that the Sprite plastic bottles are extremely hard to open when your hands are wet. I bought one from a fridge, then my hands got wet from the condensation... Something is wrong with that cap design.
Probably muscle atrophy, you should get out more often...
[QUOTE=Dummkopf;18008369]In Soviet Russia, Mountain Dew opens you. :smug:[/QUOTE] There's no Mountain Dew in Russia. :saddowns:
I don't think they are. On a separate not, in 5th grade there was a teacher who only drank coke. He was absolutely obsessed with it and drank about 5 a day. One Day he sneezed, [sp]And broke 2 ribs and was in the hospital for a week[/sp] True Story.
fizzy drinks are incredibly bad for you keep drinking them
[QUOTE=AmericanInfantry;18008651]This is related: yesterday I went to open a bottle of root beer (plastic bottle :saddowns:) and it exploded everywhere. :ohdear: I cleaned it up though.[/QUOTE] Well clearly you aroused it too much.
[QUOTE=Factory;18014777]I don't think they are. On a separate not, in 5th grade there was a teacher who only drank coke. He was absolutely obsessed with it and drank about 5 a day. One Day he sneezed, [sp]And broke 2 ribs and was in the hospital for a week[/sp] True Story.[/QUOTE] Why did you use spoiler tags? Was this event ever documented on a book perhaps?
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