DickPunch- A literal dick waving contest

[Rimbas]

Making Facepunch the classiest forum :v:

[LordMoldyButt]

Nobody wants to wait to get their dick hard

[DrTaxi]

Reminder that Forumwarz did it first

[img]http://i.imgur.com/BsAdJar.png[/img]

[Lyokanthrope]

What a fascinating concept.

[JerryAnderson]

:incredible:

You magnificent bastard, I love you.

[Paul-Simon]

[QUOTE=Teddybeer;52280980]Scaling vector cock.

            let text = $(this).html();
            let match1 = text.match("([0-9,]+.\\w)\\s.");
            let match2 = text.match("([a-zA-Z].+\\w[0-9])");
            let Colourcock = "#fedecf";
            let postCount, dickSize, joinDate;

            if (match1 && match2){
                postCount = match1[1].replace(",", "");
                dickSize = Math.floor(postCount / 500);
                joinDate = match2[0];
            } else if (!match1 && match2){
                postCount = "some";
                dickSize = 0;
                joinDate = match2[0];
            }
            let cockHTML = `${joinDate}<br><svg height="16" width="${24+dickSize}"><rect style="fill:${Colourcock};"x="0" y="3" width="${12+dickSize}" height="7.5"><title>${postCount} Posts</title></rect><rect style="fill:${Colourcock};"x="1" y="10" width="8" height="4.5"><title>${postCount} Posts</title></rect><rect style="fill:${Colourcock};"x="${11+dickSize}" y="1.5" width="6" height="7"><title>${postCount} Posts</title></rect><rect style="fill:${Colourcock};"x="${15+dickSize}" y="1.5" width="4" height="5"><title>${postCount} Posts</title></rect><path stroke="black" d="M0 3h${11+dickSize} M${11+dickSize} 2h4 M${15+dickSize} 1h2 M${17+dickSize} 2h2 M${19.5+dickSize} 2.5v3 M${18+dickSize} 6h1 M${17+dickSize} 7h1 M${15+dickSize} 8h2 M${12+dickSize} 9h3 M8 10h${4+dickSize} M9.5 10v3.5 M8 14h1 M2 15h6 M1 14h1 M0.5 9.5v4" style="stroke:black;stroke-width:1;stroke-linejoin:miter;" shape-rendering="crispEdges">Sorry, your browser does not support inline SVG.</svg>`;

            $(this).html(cockHTML);

[/QUOTE]

So how does one install this one? I tried adding it as a new script in tampermonkey, but it doesn't seem to do anything.

[Agoat]

finally a good browser extension

[PieClock]

I like this.

[Scratch]

Fork and pull request