Somebody keeps stabbing my tires at night? HELP - General

You aught to solve this quickly, the tires might get sick of being abused and turn into [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWWufhqyGE8]murdering psycopathic turbo-tyres[/url]

I would totally do the clown suit and chainsaw thing! Remove the chain from the chainsaw beforehand, so you don't accidentally a person :v:

[url]http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1002882-somebody-keeps-stabbing-my-tires-at-night-please-help/[/url] Did you really feel the need to post this on two different forums?

[QUOTE=Streecer;34562611][url]http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1002882-somebody-keeps-stabbing-my-tires-at-night-please-help/[/url] Did you really feel the need to post this on two different forums?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Stay up all night and see if he comes. You see him stabbing your tires, shout at the top of your longs FUS RO DOH Or Wait for him and call the police and chace him with a knife [/QUOTE] Yet another quality post from our friends at the Minecraft forums.

[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;34562325]Yes and maybe my house because the garage light is in my HOUSE and my daughter sleeps in that room. I am seriously worried I am thinking of buying a gun.[/QUOTE] The logical conclusion is that it's your daughter stabbing the tires. [QUOTE=Yahnich;34562827]i'm going to laugh so hard if it ends up your daughter is just fucking with you[/QUOTE] Incest is not a laughing matter!

[QUOTE=Deaver;34562799]Yet another quality post from our friends at the Minecraft forums.[/QUOTE] Weren't much worse than a lot of those here anyway...

Idk if you've ever seen Law Abiding Citizen, but be that guy.

seriously, install some security cameras.

write a threatening note on your tire stating you will kill his entire family and burn down his house. that should make him stop.

[QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;34562325]Yes and maybe my house because the garage light is in my HOUSE and my daughter sleeps in that room. I am seriously worried I am thinking of buying a gun.[/QUOTE] Wait, your daughter sleeps in the garage? The fuck?

[QUOTE=DeathDoom;34562946]Wait, your daughter sleeps in the garage? The fuck?[/QUOTE] In the room. In the house. Where the garage light switch is. Read.

remove your tires, that'll throw them off [editline]5th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Cinnamonbun;34562028] Nobody knows the code. [/QUOTE] obviously someone does you moron

-snip- Just kill this bastard. [editline]5th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Stick it in her pooper;34563067]remove your tires, that'll throw them off [editline]5th February 2012[/editline] obviously someone does you moron[/QUOTE] [code] 1 1 1 1 [/code]

Put a note written in [del]blood[/del] red in one of the tires saying "I AM WATCHING YOU"

wait this guy is a kid [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSnMydeE7pQ&feature=plcp&context=C30a2522UDOEgsToPDskKcLALUGInVcQ5XJ2YUS2m6[/media]

Security cameras, or take pics of your tires next time it happens

tell the police. Why do people expect facepunch to resolve problems which should be resolved by contacting the police. Although i do love reading them

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;34563332]wait this guy is a kid [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSnMydeE7pQ&feature=plcp&context=C30a2522UDOEgsToPDskKcLALUGInVcQ5XJ2YUS2m6[/media][/QUOTE] he means his bike tires obviously

Change the code, Lock the garage in some other way, and be quick, fill a complain to the police. I hope everything will be okay.

leave a letter on the car saying "pls no slash ma tires"

Change your passcode?

$5 says its your daughter making up for all the abuse.

[QUOTE=The First 11'er;34563332]Wait, this guy is a kid?[/QUOTE] What, this guy has a daughter?

I detect bull shit.

Fill the tyres with cement That'll teach him

Buy a dog

[QUOTE=Shellman Deluxe;34562089]Put explosive gas that react to oxygen. then next time this bad guy pops a wheel... Lets just say, it will be his last one MUAHUAUUA!!! [img]http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/138.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Because our air isn't made up of oxygen or anything.

[QUOTE=CrispexOps;34565697]Because our air isn't made up of oxygen or anything.[/QUOTE]Nope. Not at all.

[QUOTE=Shellman Deluxe;34562089]Put explosive gas that react to oxygen. then next time this bad guy pops a wheel... Lets just say, it will be his last one MUAHUAUUA!!! [img]http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/138.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] He only needs to call the police, the FBI don't need to get involved too.

Buy one of those motion activated hunting cameras and hide it in your garage.