Somebody keeps stabbing my tires at night? HELP

[KevBeans]

If you're not just fucking with us...

I gotta wonder - who goes around at night and pops tires for a hobby?

Edit:
Just pop your own frickin tires in advance. That'll show the bastard it's your turf now.

[🅱️🅰️LLS. ➿]

Replace your tires with explosives.

[Motherfuckers]

Your daughter is the culprit.

[:v:]

put dog shit all over the tires. That will teach them cunts.

[editline]6th February 2012[/editline]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYCnr7DBenY&feature=plcp&context=C30fb397UDOEgsToPDskKbHopfwUmbjQNbLWYCLAIv[/media]

found this on OP's youtube.

[Stick it in her]

[QUOTE=Streecer;34563473]he means his bike tires obviously[/QUOTE]

I retract my previous statement: remove the training wheels, change passcode, lock the door this time

or

if that fails, watch the movie signs and follow mel gibson's dialogue and actions as he battles hostile aliens who keep showing up at his house like displaced crackheads and after being confused with Scandinavian Olympic high-jumpers eventually bring their mob of alien buttbuddies to break in and eventually succeed at trying to hurt one of the lead characters but joaquin phoenix decided to cut the crap and to James Newton Howard's music, totally knocked the shit out of the suicidal alien with his lucky charms.

good luck with that

[Dysgalt]

Cover your tires in a contact explosive. OR better yet obtain honey badgers and replace the tires with honey badgers.

[KarloMcMarlo]

Replace tires with beehives

Put towel under crack in door

Wait until you hear someone scream "OH GOD THEY'RE IN MY ANUS! THEY'RE IN MY ANUS!"

Then pepperspray him in the face.

?????

Profit from not having to refill your tires every few days.

[Sgt. Napalm]

so this guy has a sharp instrument, presumably a knife, and he goes around dead in the night to stab people's tires.

obviously the best course of action is to confront him face to face.

[Rocko's]

[QUOTE=just-a-boy;34565874]If you're not just fucking with us...

I gotta wonder - who goes around at night and pops tires for a hobby?

Edit:
Just pop your own frickin tires in advance. That'll show the bastard it's your turf now.[/QUOTE]

A lot of people in my city do that shit. They pop bike and car tires at dead midnight.

[UntouchedShadow]

Stock up on energy drinks and snacks and wait in the bushes at night. When you see the guy, jump out of the bushes with a machete and scream "GOTCHA NOW, FUCKER."

Chase him.

[fruxodaily]

[QUOTE=Dead Madman;34562271]guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and [i]tyred[/i][/QUOTE]
I'm [I]exhausted[/I] by these puns

[Tin Can™]

I didn't know you were legally allowed to own a car at what, 8 years of age?
And ontop of that you seem to have a daughter oh dear god what

What a bad attempt at trolling

[DrumStick]

[QUOTE=Dead Madman;34562271]guys this isn't funny, he's obviously getting sick and [i]tyred[/i][/QUOTE]
Worst band ever. They are also sick and tired.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpXyj1q2ysk[/media]

[Fish Muffin]

make up a bullshit story and then make a thread about it

[Madman_Andre]

[QUOTE=Shellman Deluxe;34562089]Put explosive gas that react to oxygen. then next time this bad guy pops a wheel... Lets just say, it will be his last one MUAHUAUUA!!! [img]http://www.myfacewhen.com/images/138.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Do this, if you feel like being charged with homicide and risk burning your garage down in the process.

[DrasarSalman]

[QUOTE=Fish Muffin;34573399]make up a bullshit story and then make a thread about it[/QUOTE]

Two threads, counting with the one on the minecraft forum.

[garychencool]

Camp out with a baseball bat