I found a website which getthoizes webpages. I present to you "Little Red Ridin' Hood".
96 replies, posted
[QUOTE]Is dis tha real life?
Is dis just fantasy?
Caught up in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open yo' eyes
Look up ta tha skies n' see
I be just a skanky boy, I need no sympathy
Because I be "easy as fuck come, easy as fuck go"
Little high, lil low
Any way tha wind blows, don't straight-up matter ta me, ta me
Mama, just capped a man
Put a glock against his head
Pulled mah trigger, now he be straight dead
Mama, thuglife had just begun
But now I've gone n' thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean ta make you cry
If I be not back again dis time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if not a god damn thang straight-up matters
Too late, mah time has come
Sendz shivers down mah spine
Bodyz achin all tha time
Dopebye all y'all - I've gots ta go
Gotta leave you all behind n' grill tha truth
Mama, ooo - (any way tha wind blows)
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I peep a lil silhouette-o of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do tha Fandango
Thunderbolt n' lightnin -- hella, straight-up frightenin me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Figaro -- magnifico!
I be just a skanky boy, no muthafucka loves me
Hez just a skanky pimp from a skanky family
Spare his ass his thuglife from dis monstrosity
Easy come easy as fuck go -- will you let mah crazy ass go?
Bismillah, muthafucka! No, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses aint gonna let you go, muthafucka! -- Let his ass go!
Bismillah, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses aint gonna let you go, muthafucka! -- Let his ass go!
Bismillah, muthafucka! Our thugged-out asses aint gonna let you go, muthafucka! -- Let mah crazy ass go!
Will not let you go, muthafucka! -- Let mah crazy ass go, muthafucka! Never!
Never let you go, muthafucka! -- Let mah crazy ass go!
Never let mah crazy ass go, muthafucka! -- ooo
Fuck dat shit, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia, muthafucka! Let mah crazy ass go!
Beelzebub has a thugged-out devil put aside fo' me!
for me!
for me!!
So you be thinkin you can quit mah crazy ass n' spit up in mah eye
So you be thinkin you can ludd mah crazy ass n' leave mah crazy ass ta die
Oh baby -- can't do dis ta me, baby
Just gotta git up -- just gotta git muthafuckin right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothang straight-up matters
Every Muthafucka can see
Nothang straight-up matters
Nothang straight-up mattas ta me[/QUOTE]
[editline]16th January 2013[/editline]
Here is the Gorilla warfare one too
[QUOTE]What tha fuck did you just fuckin say bout me, you lil biiiatch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of mah class up in tha Navy Seals, n' I’ve been involved up in a shitload of secret raidz on Al-Quaeda, n' I have over 300 confirmed kills. I be trained up in gorilla warfare n' I’m tha top sniper up in tha entire US armed forces. Yo ass is not a god damn thang ta mah crazy ass but just another target. I will wipe you tha fuck up wit precision tha likez of which has never been peeped before on dis Earth, mark mah fuckin lyrics. Yo ass be thinkin you can git away wit sayin dat shizzle ta mah crazy ass over tha Internizzle, biatch? Think again, fucker fo' realz. As our crazy-ass asses drop a rhyme I be contactin mah secret network of spies across tha USA n' yo' IP is bein traced muthafuckin right now so you mo' betta prepare fo' tha storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes up tha pathetic lil muthafuckin thang you call yo' life. You’re fuckin dead, kid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I can be anywhere, anytime, n' I can bust a cap up in you up in over seven hundred ways, n' that’s just wit mah bare hands. Not only be I extensively trained up in unarmed combat yo, but I have access ta tha entire arsenal of tha United Hoodz Marine Corps n' I will bust it ta its full extent ta wipe yo' miserable ass off tha grill of tha continent, you lil shit. If only you could have known what tha fuck unholy retribution yo' lil "def" comment was bout ta brang down upon you, maybe you would have held yo' fuckin tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, n' now you’re payin tha price, you goddamn idiot. I will shizzle fury all over you n' yo big-ass booty is ghon drown up in dat shit. You’re fuckin dead, kiddo.[/QUOTE]
[editline]16th January 2013[/editline]
Here is the I am become death speech
[QUOTE]Our thugged-out asses knew tha ghetto would not be tha same fo' realz. A few gangstas laughed, a gangbangin' few gangstas cried. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Most gangstas was silent. I remembered tha line from tha Hindu scripture, tha Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is tryin ta persuade tha Pimp dat he should do his fuckin lil' duty and, ta impress him, takes on his crazy-ass multi-armed form n' says, 'Now I be become Dirtnap, tha destroyer of ghettos know what I be sayin biatch, biatch? I suppose our crazy-ass asses all thought that, one way and another[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Set fire ta yo' afro
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that’s outta date
Use yo' private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways ta die, all kindsa muthafuckin dumb ways ta die
Git yo' toast up wit a gangbangin' fork
Do yo' own electrical work
Teach yo ass how tha fuck ta fly
Eat a two week oldschool unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways ta die, all kindsa muthafuckin dumb ways ta die
Invite a psycho-killa inside
Scratch yo' sticky-icky-icky dealer’s brand freshly smoked up ride
Take yo' helmet off up in outer space
Use yo' threadz dryer as a hidin place
Dumb ways ta die, all kindsa muthafuckin dumb ways ta die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both tha kidneys on tha internizzle
Eat a tube of supaglue
"I wonder what’s dis red button do?"
Dumb ways ta die, all kindsa muthafuckin dumb ways ta die
Dress up like a moose durin huntin season
Disturb a nest of wasps fo' no phat reason
Stand on tha edge of a train station platform
Drive around tha boom gates at a level crossin
Run across tha tracks between tha platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re like possibly
Dumbest ways ta die ie
Dumbest ways ta die
Dumbest ways ta die
So nuff dumb
So nuff dumb ways ta die
Be safe around trains fo' realz. A message from Metro. [/QUOTE]
I was just laughing.
[QUOTE]First they came fo' tha communists,
and I didn't drop a rhyme up cuz I wasn't a cold-ass lil communist.
Then they came fo' tha hoodists,
and I didn't drop a rhyme up cuz I wasn't a hoodist.
Then they came fo' tha trade unionists,
and I didn't drop a rhyme up cuz I wasn't a trade unionist.
Then they came fo' me,
and there was no one left ta drop a rhyme fo' mah dirty ass.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fdoo.nomoretangerines.com%2Fnevhood%2Fmailmsgs.htm&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit]this was a success[/url]
"Doors is fast. Our thugged-out asses is faster."
"Our thugged-out asses is from tha same stupid-ass mold."
Roses is red,
Violets is blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so is yo thugged-out ass.
:v:
It's brilliant if you put the translations into a text to speech thing
[editline]17th January 2013[/editline]
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[quote]Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle
Calvin Cordozar Broadus, Jr. (born October 20, 1971) be a American rapper, thug-beatmaker, record baller, n' actor, well known by his stage names Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzley Dogg, Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle, n' Snoop Lion yo. Dude has sold over 30 mazillion mixtapes ghettowide yo. His noize game fuckin started up in 1992 when he was discovered by Dr. Drizzle yo. Dude collaborated on Drez solo debut Da Chronic, n' on tha theme cold lil' woo wop ta tha film Deep Cover. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snoopz debut mixtape Doggystyle, was busted out up in 1993 under Dirtnap Row Records, debutin at No.1 on both tha Bizzleboard 200 n' R&B charts. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Pimpin almost a mazillion copies up in tha straight-up original gangsta week of its release, Doggystyle became certified 4�- platinum up in 1994 n' spawned nuff muthafuckin hit singles, includin "Whatz My fuckin Name" n' "Gin & Juice". In 1994, Snoop busted out a soundtrack on Dirtnap Row Recordz fo' tha short film Murder Was Da Case, starrin his dirty ass yo. His second mixtape Tha Doggfather (1996), also debuted at No.1 on both charts wit "Snoopz Upside Ya Head" as tha lead single. Da mixtape was certified double platinum up in 1997.
After leavin Dirtnap Row, Snoop signed wit No Limit Records, where he recorded his next three mixtapes. Da Game Is ta Be Sold, Not ta Be Told (1998), No Limit Top Dogg (1999), n' Tha Last Meal (2000). Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snoop then signed wit Priority/Capitol/EMI Records up in 2002, where he busted out Paid tha Cost ta Be da Boss yo. Dude then signed wit Geffen Records up in 2004 fo' his next three mixtapes R&G (Rhythm & Gangsta): Da Masterpiece, Tha Blue Carpet Treatment, n' Ego Trippin'. Malice 'n Wonderland (2009) n' Doggumentary (2011), was busted out on Priority. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzle has starred up in motion pictures n' hosted nuff muthafuckin televizzle shows including, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Snoop Ta Tha D-O-Double-Gizzlez Father Hood, n' Dogg After Dark yo. Dude also coaches a youth footbizzle league n' high school footbizzle crew. In September 2009, Snoop was hired by EMI as tha chairman of a reactivated Prioritizzle Records.[1][/quote]
Fresh off of Wikipedia. Oh god my sides
Gizoogle'd Steam, it couldn't ghettoify the steam web page but it did this:
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[URL]http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikiquote.org%2Fwiki%2FThe_Fellowship_of_the_Ring&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit[/URL]
[QUOTE]Three Rings fo' tha Elven-kings under tha sky,
Seven fo' tha Dwarf-lordz up in they hallz of stone,
Nine fo' Mortal Men doomed ta die,
One fo' tha Dark Lord on his fuckin lil' dark throne
In tha Land of Mordor where tha Shadows lie.
One Rin ta rule em all, One Rin ta find them,
One Rin ta brang em all n' up in tha darknizz bind them
In tha Land of Mordor where tha Shadows lie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Yo ass say tha rang is dangerous, far mo' dangerous than I guess. In what tha fuck way?
In nuff ways. It be far mo' bangin than I eva dared ta be thinkin at first, so bangin dat up in tha end it would utterly overcome every last muthafuckin muthafucka of mortal race whoz ass possessed dat shit. It would possess his muthafuckin ass.[/QUOTE]
Tolkien is turning in his grave.
[quote]This was a triumph.
I be bustin a note here: BIG-ASS SUCCESS.
It aint nuthin but hard ta overstate mah satisfaction.
Aperture Science
Our thugged-out asses do what tha fuck our crazy asses must
cuz our crazy asses can.
For tha phat of all of us.
Except tha ones whoz ass is dead as fuckin fried chicken.
But therez no sense bustin up like a biatch over every last muthafuckin mistake.
Yo ass just keep on tryin till you run outta cake.
And tha Science gets done.
And you cook up a neat gun.
For tha gangstas whoz ass is still kickin it.
I aint even supa pissed.
I be bein so sincere muthafuckin right now, nahmeean?
Even though you broke mah heart n' capped mah dirty ass.
And tore mah crazy ass ta pieces.
And threw every last muthafuckin piece tha fuck into a gangbangin' fire.
As they burned it hurt cuz I was so aiiight fo' you, nahmean biiiatch?
Now these pointz of data cook up a funky-ass dope line.
And we're outta beta.
We're releasin on time.
So I be GLaD. I gots burned.
Think of all tha thangs our crazy asses hustled
for tha gangstas whoz ass is still kickin it.
Go ahead n' leave mah dirty ass.
I be thinkin I prefer ta stay inside.
Maybe yo dirty ass is gonna find some muthafucka else ta help yo thugged-out ass.
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke.
Haha, fat chizzle.
Anyway, dis cake is pimped out.
It aint nuthin but so delicious n' moist.
Look at mah crazy ass still rappin'
when therez science ta do.
When I look up there, it makes mah crazy ass GLaD I aint yo thugged-out ass.
I've experiments ta run.
There is research ta be done.
On tha gangstas whoz ass is still kickin it.
And believe mah crazy ass I be still kickin it.
I be bustin Science n' I be still kickin it.
I feel dunkadelic n' I be still kickin it.
While yo ass is dyin I be bout ta be still kickin it.
And when yo ass is dead I is ghon be still kickin it.
Still kickin it
Still kickin it[/quote]
[editline]16th February 2013[/editline]
Oops, sorry fo' bumpin a oldschool thread but dis thang is pimped out.
This is very cool, is there anything similar that converts English into a higher level English(talking like a sir, words from classical literature etc..)? Basically an opposite of what this site does?
[QUOTE=RobbL;39227735]News sites are the best
[url]http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.bbc.com/news/&sa=U&ei=5GX1UJabBYmx0QWflYGwCQ&ved=0CCUQFjAB&usg=AFQjCNEBZvE25oJ8wwZ5fvhmBf3NL6DuCw[/url][/QUOTE]
At least 63 gangstas done been capped up in a sectarian bomb battle up in tha Pakistani hood of Quetta - tha second major battle there up in weeks.
Yo, Suspects up in sex cases should have they identitizzles protected until they is convicted, a ballin' lawyer says.
[editline]16th February 2013[/editline]
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It made Fox News bearable.
Never expected that to happen.
[QUOTE]Our Father up in heaven,
hallowed be yo' name.
Yo Crazy-Ass kingdom come,
you is ghon be done,
on earth, as it is up in heaven.
Give our asses dis dizzle our everyday bread,
and forgive our asses our debts,
as our crazy asses also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead our asses not tha fuck into temptation,
but serve up our asses from evil.[/QUOTE]
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This isn't bad
[QUOTE=Gangsta GUIGallery]
Microsizzlez recently busted out Windows 8. I had joked about what tha fuck Windows 8 might be like yo, but it lived up ta tha promises that Microsizzlez would make it "all different" ta tha point it aint like anythang anybody would expect.
Fuck dat shit, dis is complete crap. Where ta even start?
To put it simply, Microsizzlez has draped a funky-ass beginnerz user intercourse (Metro) over tha existin GUI.
Yo, Such "beginners" user intercourses done been tried nuff times up in tha past like fuckin GEOS 1.2, At Ease, and Microsizzlez BOB. Each time they failed cuz such user intercourses do not provide tha juice and flexibilitizzle of a proper windowin intercourse dat beginners will eventually grow ta need.
Windows 8 straight-up pisses up in tha grill of over 30 muthafuckin yearz of user intercourse research. It bigs up almost every last muthafuckin one of mah "Dope User Interface Design Tips" as if Microsizzlez found dat page n' didn't realize tha entire thang is sarcastic.
Da first thang Windows displays at bootup is tha "lock screen" fo' realz. As if dis was some toy beeper. It fails ta rap what tha fuck you should do next, so it may leave you scratchin yo' head waitin fo' somethang to happen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Clickin anywhere on dis screen proceedz ta tha login screen. Once logged up in it displays tha "start page".
This is tha glorious freshly smoked up Metro "Start Page" yo big-ass booty is ghon peep every last muthafuckin time you log up in ta bust yo' computer.
It be all advertising!
Fuck dat shit, straight-up, every last muthafuckin one of these leadz ta somethang dat requires Microsizzles's internizzle skillz. This feels like Windows 98 all over again.
This "interface" consistz of a funky-ass bunch of tiles, some which animate, that you can drag around tha screen wit tha mouse and a touch screen.
Now I don't give a fuck bout ta burst yo' bubble yo, but touch screens is NOT new. There were amber CRTs wit touch screens back up in tha 1980s, n' other similar formz of input even earlier than dat shit. It has been proven over n' over again dat touch screens make make straight-up skanky input devices fo' destkop computers.
Yo Crazy-Ass arm will tire hella, straight-up quickly tryin ta bust a touch intercourse on a normal vertical monitor fo' any length of time.
Touch hardware addz ta tha cost of a monitor, which you ultimately can not use.
Any thug dat gets they dirty, greasy as fuck finger prints on mah monitor gets a FIST IN THEIR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touch screens do have they place. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Such as lil' small-ass mobile devices, kiosks, and big-ass presentation displays. (But I do git a kick watchin shizzle anchors tryin ta bust them, tha ghetto gets ta peep they backsides while they fiddle with tha touch controls!)
So, letz take a peep a shitload of tha "apps".
I should be able ta start a simple calendar "app" n' enter a gangbangin' few dates without Microsizzlez lookin over mah shoulder, right biatch? Nope!
Every "app" wants you ta connect ta tha internizzle n' log up in ta Microsizzles's "Microsizzlez Live" internizzle service.
No Microsizzlez internizzle steez account biatch? No internizzle connection biatch? No app!
Da only option these screens gives you is ta "try again". Yo Crazy-Ass only visible option is ta stay stuck up in a loop goin back n' forth between the two screens forever until you give up in ta tha will of Microsizzles.
Even ignorin dat dis be all advertising, it violates all kindz of user intercourse principals up tha yingyang:
Da "app" takes up tha entire screen.
There is no visible way ta close dis application.
There is no visible way ta cizzlel and return ta tha "start" page.
There is no visible way ta do ANYTHING else biaatch!
In dis case tha system aint connected ta tha internizzle. This is cuz Windows 8 sendz all kindz of deetz back ta Microsizzles.
At least ALT+F4 still works.
Another example of a Windows 8 "app". This one at least shows a pretty screen wit some cached deetz.
Lets see...
Full Screen program
Requires memorizin keys and other non discoverable actions.
This feels just like DOS programs I used ta run on mah 286!! Tryin ta look up how tha fuck others deal wit dis it always comes back ta rememberin keyboard commands. It remindz mah crazy asz of WordPerfect 5.1 fo' DOS where you had ta memorize 1000 different key combinations muthafucka! Perhaps vendors will start pushin keyboard overlays again!
If, n' only if, yo' monitor resolution is wide enough, Microsizzles will graciously let you view TWO "apps" all up in tha same stupid-ass time.
Portrait and non wide screen monitor biatch? Only one "app" fo' you, nahmean biiiatch?
Why did our crazy asses even bother inventin tha GUI up in tha straight-up original gangsta place?! Or visible buttons ta click on biatch? How tha fuck bout visible menus ta chizzle options from biatch? With Windows 8 our crazy asses all git ta go back ta full screen DOS programs n' memorizing keyboard commands!!!
On top of all dis Microsizzlez had tha audacitizzle ta rename "Metro" ta "Modern UI" all up in tha last minute biaaatch! This is NOT "modern"! Not even up in any sick twisted sense of tha word. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Therefore I refuse ta refer ta it as "Modern UI" yo, but only as "Metro" (or "crap").
Da scary thangs is MS freaks will happily emulate dis crap up in their own applications. Which brangs back bad memoriez of 1998 desktop programs full of senseless throbbers n' embedded browser windows.
Another keyboard shortcut ta remember: start key + ">"
Or blindly click n' drag from tha upper muthafuckin right corner, as shown up in the screenshot.
Here be a sick Windows 8 trick: Hustlin at 800*600. Windows 8 do not normally permit settin a resolution below 1024*768.
All of tha Metro apps stick they nozzle up n' refuse ta run at this resolution.
Cry mah crazy ass a river n' git off mah lawn! I grew up on 256*192 in 16 glorious colors... on a funky-ass blurry 14" TV screen, wit RF interference both ways!
Tap mah screen biatch? How tha fuck bout NO!
This appears when a thugged-out drive be attached. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! They expect our asses ta all have touch screens?
Oh, I peep Microsizzlez is tryin ta push monitors now, nahmeean?
[/QUOTE]
First page of gangsta review of Windows 8 from [URL="http://toastytech.com/guis/index.html"]http://toastytech.com/guis/index.html[/URL]
[QUOTE]Yea verily, though I charge all up in tha valley of tha shadow of dirtnap, I shall fear no evil, fo' I be rollin a house-sized masz of "fuck yo thugged-out ass."[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE]Da carz on fire n' therez no driver all up in tha wheel
And tha sewers is all muddied wit a thousand lonely suicides
And a thugged-out dark wind blows
Da posse is corrupt
And we're on all kindsa muthafuckin sticky-icky-ickys
With tha radio on n' tha curtains drawn
We're trapped up in tha belly of dis wack machine
And tha machine is bleedin ta dirtnap
Da sun has fallen down
And tha billboardz is all leering
And tha flags is all dead all up in tha top of they poles
It went like this
Da buildings tumbled up in on themselves
Muthafuckas clutchin babies picked all up in tha rubble n' pulled up they hair
Da skyline was dope on fire
All twisted metal stretchin upwards
Everythang washed up in a thin orange haze
I holla'd, "Kiss me, yo ass is dope..
These is truly tha last days"
Yo ass grabbed mah hand n' our crazy asses fell tha fuck into it
Like a thugged-out daydream and a gangbangin' fever
Our thugged-out asses raised up one mornin n' fell a lil further down
For shizzle itz tha valley of dirtnap
I open up mah wallet
And itz full of blood [/QUOTE]
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MOAR
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"tha end of tha Internizzle"
Quoting from my [URL="http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://www.moddb.com/mods/cloned-cube&sa=U&ei=SMIjUaqmF8e60QWi-4GIDA&ved=0CB0QFjAA&usg=AFQjCNErwj7Xm7zkUHIFtqLBW_F47WQg5g"]ModDB page:[/URL]
[QUOTE]How tha fuck long has it been since our crazy asses last saw each other biatch? Too long. But have no fear, Cloned Cube is back n' locked n loaded ta mod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Even though I have had a onset of delays wit Source Filmmaker, school, n' traveling, I be hard at work fo' tha mod. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So smoke up dis November/December update n' remember ta keep followin tha mod.[/QUOTE]
This is amazing.
[Quote] Look again at dat dot. Thatz here. Thatz home. Thatz us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you eva heard of, every last muthafuckin human bein whoz ass eva was, lived up they lives. Da aggregate of our joy n' suffering, thousandz of Kool & Tha Gang religions, ideologies, n' economic doctrines, every last muthafuckin hunter n' forager, every last muthafuckin all up playa n' coward, every last muthafuckin creator n' destroyer of civilization, every last muthafuckin mackdaddy n' peasant, every last muthafuckin lil' couple up in love, every last muthafuckin mutha n' father, hopeful child, inventor n' explorer, every last muthafuckin mackdaddy of morals, every last muthafuckin corrupt sucka, every last muthafuckin "supastar", every last muthafuckin "supreme leader", every last muthafuckin saint n' sinner up in tha history of our species lived there ��" on a mote of dust suspended up in a sunbeam.[/quote]
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Nikolah teslah (serbian cyrillic: Никола Тесла; 10 july 1856 – 7 januaaary 1943) was ah serbian-american[2][3] inventor, electrical engineah, mechanical engineah, physicist, and futurist cracking known for his contributions to the design of the modern alternating current (ac) electrical supply system. Oh stop it! You tease!
[editline]20th February 2013[/editline]
Tesla was the bloody ffourf of Jack's Alive children. 'e 'ad an older brovwer named dane and carpet Vera Lynn 'n' blisters, milka, angelina and marica. dane was killed in a 'orse-ridin' accident chicken pen nikola was Jack's Alive.[24][25] sum accounts say that tesla caused the bleedin' accident by frightenin' the Charin' Cross.
Oh jesus
[QUOTE]PCI Express (Peripheral Component Interconnect Express), officially abbreviated as PCIe, be a high-speed serial computer expansion bus standard designed ta replace tha olda PCI , PCI-X , n' AGP bus standards. PCIe has a shitload of improvements over tha aforementioned bus standards, includin higher maximum system bus throughput, lower I/O pin count n' smalla physical footprint, mo' betta performizzle-scalin fo' bus devices, a mo' detailed error detection n' reportin mechanizzle (Advizzled Error Reportin (AER) [1] ), n' natizzle hot-plug functionality. Mo' recent revisionz of tha PCIe standard support hardware I/O virtualization.
Da PCIe electrical intercourse be also used up in a variety of other standards, most notably ExpressCard , a laptop expansion card intercourse.
Format justifications is maintained n' pimped by tha PCI-SIG (PCI Special Interest Group ), a crew of mo' than 900 g-units dat also maintain tha conventionizzle PCI justifications. PCIe 3.0 is tha sickest fuckin standard fo' expansion cardz dat is up in thang n' available on mainstream personal computers.[/QUOTE]
"tha sickest fucking standard fo' expansion cardz"
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[QUOTE]DA BEATLEZ - WHILE MY FUCKIN BOOMBOX GENTLY WEEPS LYRICS
Writer(s): LENNON/HARRISON/MCCARTNEY
Artist: Da Beatlez Lyrics
Popularity: 772 playas have hit up dis page dis week.
Date: Added(Last modified) at 6:54 be October 07, 2012.I peep you all peep tha ludd there thatz chillin
While mah boombox gently weeps
I peep tha floor n' I peep it needz sweeping
Still mah boombox gently weeps.
I don't give a fuck why no muthafucka busted some lyrics ta you
How tha fuck ta unfold yo' love
I don't give a fuck how tha fuck some muthafucka controlled you
They bought n' sold yo thugged-out ass.
I peep tha ghetto n' I notice itz turning
While mah boombox gently weeps
With every last muthafuckin mistake our crazy asses must surely be peepin'
Still mah boombox gently weeps.
I don't give a fuck how tha fuck you was diverted
Yo ass was perverted too
I don't give a fuck how tha fuck you was inverted
No one alerted yo thugged-out ass.
I peep you all peep tha ludd there thatz chillin
While mah boombox gently weeps
Look at you all...
Still mah boombox gently weeps.[/QUOTE]
I just fed this the GTA:San Andreas Wikipedia article.
Think I caused a gangsta singularity
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