I found a website which getthoizes webpages. I present to you "Little Red Ridin' Hood".
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[QUOTE]Male dolphins have two separate slits fo' [B]tha pizzle[/B] (the urogenital opening) n' tha ass. These is separated by a funky-ass bridge of skin. [B]I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.[/B] Da malez urogenital openin is generally located further up tha belly, towardz tha navel.
Females, on tha other fin, have one continuous larger slit, [B]tha ass located all up in tha end of dat shit[/B]. On either side of tha genital slit, yo big-ass booty is ghon find two smalla slits; these is tha mammary slits, where tha nipplez of tha dolphin is kept fo' feedin tha calves. Da slit be also located closer ta tha tail stock of tha dolphin.
Da other way ta determine tha sex of a thugged-out dolphin, if you can't reach they belly,[B] is ta peep they mellon. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da malez tend ta gots a gangbangin' fatter, rounder mellon, while tha dem hoes is mo' sleek n' streamlined.[/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]WARNING! In tha considerationz of safety, [B]you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt dirty-ass doggin' wit yo thugged-out ass[/B]. Da Bottle-nose dolphin member be around 12 inches, straight-up muscular, n' tha thrustin n' tha force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause straight-up internal injuries, resultin up in peritonitus n' [B]possible dirtnap[/B]. Unless yo ass is tha masochistic type, yo big-ass booty is ghon gots a hard time [B]explainin yo' predicament ta tha doctors up in tha emergency ward[/B]....[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][B]Da clit-o-rizzay of tha female is located all up in tha top of tha genital slit[/B], n' be a prominent lump when erect. [B]Yo ass can rub dis wit yo' finger tips, and lick n' suck it yo,[/B] but wit tha oral aspect, [B]you might end up wit a funky-ass bruised nozzle [/B]as they thrust up tha fuck into yo thugged-out ass. Yo ass can slide yo' hand gently tha fuck into they genital opening, n' feel around inside, rubbin gently. They feel warm n' muscular inside, they labia like tough, squishy sponge [B]when they is buckwild[/B]. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka![/QUOTE]
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"I ain't talkin' 'bout chicken 'n' gravy, biatch."
I keep seeing this pop up. What is it?
[QUOTE]DMX rappin']
Aiyyo, ya nizzlez must be outcha fuckin mind
Thinkin dawg can't pull another muthafuckin rabbit up tha hat
Nizzle I ain't gotta check up mah muthafuckin sleeves you biiiatch ass nizzlez
Fuck is y'all nizzlez...
Y'all nizzlez just thinkin I be sittin around doin nothin?
Oh mah Dogg, y'all nizzlez can't be serious
[Chorus: DMX - repeat 2X]
Where tha hood, where tha hood, where tha hood at?
Have dat nizzle up in tha cut, where tha wood at?
Oh, em nizzlez actin up?! biatch? Where tha wolves at?
Yo ass mo' betta BUST THAT if you gon pull that
[DMX]
Man, pussies don't give a fuck what tha fuck itz gonna be
Fuckin wit a nizzle like me, D-to-the-M-to-the-X
Last I heard, y'all nizzlez was havin sex, wit tha SAME sex
I sheezy no love, ta homo thugs
Empty out, reloaded n' throw mo' slugs
How tha fuck you gonna explain fuckin a man?
Even if our crazy asses squashed tha beef, I ain't touchin ya hand
I don't buck wit chumps, fo' em ta been ta jail
Thatz tha pussaaaaay wit tha Kool-Aid on his fuckin lips n' pumps
I don't fuck wit nizzlez dat be thinkin they broads
Only know how tha fuck ta be ONE WAY, thatz tha dog
I know how tha fuck ta git down, know how tha fuck ta BITE
Bark straight-up lil yo, but I know HOW TO FIGHT
I know how tha fuck ta chase a cold-ass lil pussaaaaay up in tha tree
MAN, I GIVE Y'ALL NIGGAZ THE B'INESS FOR FUCKIN WIT ME, IS YOU CRAZY?!?
[Chorus]
[DMX]
Once a song, I come though, glocks is drawn
BLAM BLAM, lungs is gone, lil playas will mourn
From dusk till dawn, nighttime belongs ta tha dog
On tha street passed midnight, look fo' 'em up in tha morgue
Don't play wit these pussies cuz I ain't gots nothin ta say ta these cats
For tha muthas dat straight-up do ludd em, please pray fo' these cats
Cuz I know nizzlez is hardheaded but I ain't gots tha patience
Don't want mah crazy ass havin no patience turn tha fuck into mo' patience
Mo' trips ta ICU cuz I peep you
Tryna git away wit shizzle a real nizzle wouldn't do
Where mah dawgs at biatch? (RIGHT HERE) See em nizzlez biatch? (RIGHT WHERE?!?)
GET EM BOY! (RIGHT THERE) Thatz how tha fuck our crazy asses do... (AIIGHT THEN)
This is fo' mah dawgs, dis is fo' mah dawgs
YO, WHERE WE AT BABY?! biatch? (CREEPIN THROUGH THE FOG)
From then till now, don't ask mah crazy ass how
Know dat our crazy asses gon roll like em nizzlez n' hit every last muthafuckin block on tha thang
[Chorus]
[DMX]
I git tapes doin times, quit nizzlez like grapes makin wine
Five CDz wit mad rhymes
Don't hit mah crazy ass wit dat positizzle shit, I know you lyin
Yo ass straight-up wanna quit nizzlez from dyin biatch? Quit nizzlez from tryin
I cuz I ain't straight-up gots dat time ta waste
and I thought I busted some lyrics ta you ta git these fuckin bums up mah face
Lookin atchu up in yo' grill, I might be ill ta cut
Once I split ya ass up in two, yo dirty ass is gonna be twice as butt
Yeah, you right, I know ya steez - PUSSY cuz I be fuckin it
Since our crazy asses all muthafuckin right here, you hold mah dick while he suckin it
MOTHERFUCKER, don't you know yo dirty ass is gonna never come near me
Shove ya head up ya ass, have you seein shizzle clearly
Never heard dat D be runnin, cuz D be gunnin
I beat mah dick n' bust off up in ya eye so you can peep mah crazy ass comin/cumin
Empty clips n' shells is what tha fuck I leave behind
and if they git mah crazy ass wit tha joint, they hit mah crazy ass wit a three-to-nine
[Chorus]
[DMX rappin']
WHERE THE FUCKIN HOOD AT?! biatch? (It aint nuthin but all phat, tha dawg is tha hood)
NO ONES' FUCKIN WITH ME NIGGA, FO REAL (It aint nuthin but all phat, tha dawg is tha hood)
I AM THE HOOD, I AM THE STREETS (It aint nuthin but all phat, tha dawg is tha hood)
YOU BIZZNITCH ASS NIGGA (It aint nuthin but all phat, tha dawg is tha hood)
TAKE IT HOW YOU WANT, MOTHERFUCKER (It aint nuthin but all phat, tha dawg is tha hood)
I'M IN THE HOOD ALL DAY (It aint nuthin but all phat, tha dawg is tha hood)
I THINK I'M LIKE THE ONLY NIGGA, DOG (It aint nuthin but all phat, tha dawg is tha hood)
THAT CAN GO TO THE PROJECTS (SCHOOL STREET, HOME OF THE BRAVE)
BY HIS FUCKIN SELF AND BE GOOD
YEAH NIGGA, ASK NIGGAZ ON Y.O. (MY PROJECTS, Y.O.)
WHEN THE LAST TIME THEY SEEN DOG (Not too long ago baby)
MOTHERFUCKER..
DEE, WAAH, UGH... (Y'all nizzlez is homeless)
KATO... (Where tha hood at?)[/QUOTE]
DMX and this
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oh my god[/QUOTE]
SAMPSON
A dawg of tha doggy den of Montague moves mah dirty ass.
Don't know if anyones already done this one but:
[quote]Dota 2 has a vast number of heroes ta chizzle from, n' we’re addin mo' all tha time. Player-written guides is a pimped out way ta learn mo' bout these heroes yo, but that’s a shitload of deetz ta keep up in yo' head up in tha heat of battle. That’s why we’re introducin Hero Builds: integrated guides dat allow you ta peep which shit ta cop n' which abilitizzles ta level (and when), all within Dota 2.
Yo ass can create buildz fo' yo ass, and you can publish em ta tha Screw Communitizzle ta share em wit others yo. Hero Buildz can also be embedded tha fuck into tha pimped out guides dat playas have already been freestylin on tha Screw Community, meanin you’ll always have invaluable lyrics at yo' fingertips no matter which all up playa you’ve chosen.[/quote]
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Politics made interesting
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A fanfic a friend wrote about me.
