• LtObvious vs. Tech. Midget Fight!!!!!!
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[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/662375a.png[/IMG] For the most part the Russians make it over the gap. However Dimitri mistimes his jump and he plunges toward the water... [editline]05:59PM[/editline] Kommrad, For ze union is a shortened version of "For The Soviet Union".
Wow. Never knew conscripts could jump over a gap of 5 meters.
Wow, never knew every single russian soldier is a midget No seriously, this aint real
Thank you trifion.
Excuse me , let me rephrase that. Wow, never knew midgets could jump.
f*cking midgets , what u giving to 'em?
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/298132t.png[/IMG] The tank advances, plowing through a hill and over what used to be the oil puddle. The construction drone is almost finished with the shaft, and will begin work on the lift itself soon.
You welcome technoliogic
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/5825192a.png[/IMG] The team move farther into the tunnels. Dimitri hits the water. He appears dead... The sniper on the tower has spotted the bot in the window. He takes careful aim and takes note of the wind so he does not have to shoot twice.
Isnt he 'sposed to be a silhouette?
I was lazy...
Tech I hope you don't keep that tower for other games. :colbert:
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/244233t.png[/IMG] More plowing of dirt, the drone works on a platform for the lift to sit on.
I hope that is not the beginning of a construction factory :ohdear:
[QUOTE=technologic;24114759]I was lazy...[/QUOTE] I'm just not going to say anything.
I assumed not kommrad. [editline]10:05PM[/editline] [IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/455235a.png[/IMG] The party continues on. Dimitri is forgotten. After all who cares about conscripts too weak to jump a simple 5 meters? The sniper fires, the bullet is on a trajectory with the bots head. Dimitri floats some more... A solitary air bubble floats upwards.
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/531522t.png[/IMG] The robot in the tower, blissfully unaware of the bullet headed for him, continues to look out the window. The tank dislodges the boulder from it's spot, taking a sufficient amount of the island with it.
Ahahaha, the Hnnnng made my day. :v:
Hnnnng
By the way Tech, hate to point this out by Dimitri isn't floating, he is [u]underwater[/u]
More along the lines of drifting.
He is drifting in underwater suspension.
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/58742a.png[/IMG] Dimitri drifts to the surface, with all of his strength he pulls himself to the surface and climbs out of the water. He passes out. After much deliberation, the Assault party decides it is not the best idea to jump this gap and begins building a bridge with the standard concrete laying set (conveniently carried on their person). The snipers bullet strikes true. The bullet goes through the bots head and ends up in the wall behind. Sparks and debris fly everywhere.
So, its all just one pose?
Posted earlier, lazy. Also, if you were on half the time you would see my post saying: I can't be fucked to sprite anymore. So fuck you, fuck your dog/cat/mother (same thing) and stop being such an insufferable prick.
Tech, that post made YOU the insufferable prick here.
Boohooo. Start flaming because someone asks if you have only one sprite? Low...
*Sigh* just tired of his incessant butting in... Here is my sprite sheet: [IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/52806r.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/581526t.png[/IMG] The (now headless) robot loses balance from the force of the high caliber bullet and falls backwards. The tank comes flying out of the newly dug hole as the boulder plummets into the roof of the unsuspecting building below.
[IMG]http://ooft.net/upload/75315a.png[/IMG] Dimitri wakes up, seeing as he failed to jump a smaller gap before, he builds a bridge. The assault group making the bridge finishes it and advances to the building. when in there the guy with the PPsh stops as he thinks he hears something... [b]Whats that rumbling sound? Sounds like a boulder moving above us or some shit like that...[/b] [b]Dude, you are talking bullcrap as usual.[/b]
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