My mom's a dipshit - General

God loves you. So much so, that if you [i]don't[/i] give him money, you'll [highlight]BURN IN HELL![/highlight]

[QUOTE=Pvt. Banana;24815718]God loves you. So much so, that if you [I]don't[/I] give him money, you'll [highlight]BURN IN HELL![/highlight][/QUOTE] God needs a money printing press then.

God: "I want my cut, after all money doesn't grow on trees! Oh wait, I have an idea..."

Monkey 123 with Jesus taking Garry's place.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;24815461]Let me get this straight. You went creeping through your mothers transaction history off of some stupid suspicion that she may or may not be "wasting" money and you call her a dipshit for it? Grow up. [/QUOTE] look guys im mature rated bad reading. Seriously guys what's wrong with owning an opinion. I mean you've been here 4 years you'd think by now you'd realize that when people make threads like this it's to discuss and laugh about, not to genuinely get an answer from a mostly faceless community.

[QUOTE=Teh_Medic;24815801]Monkey 123 with Jesus taking Garry's place.[/QUOTE] OP should add this for tl;dr

[QUOTE=Mbbird;24812657]Nobody cares. Also, it's called atheism.[/QUOTE] I called it atheistinity because of the way some people care about it that it's like a religion. It's a pain in the ass if people go crazy about it like "DERE IZ NOH GAWD SO SHADDAP ABOWT IT DAMMUN KRISTHUNS.". It's not like all Christians are going crazy about Christianity.

Not all of them. Then again there are people like that in every religion.

[QUOTE=BurritoBazooka;24817443]I called it atheistinity because of the way some people care about it that it's like a religion. It's a pain in the ass if people go crazy about it like "DERE IZ NOH GAWD". It's not like all Christians are going crazy about Christianity.[/QUOTE] Clever girl. [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bDpg9dX2RY0/S15XuPJywxI/AAAAAAAAA5k/jcjynkj5dBY/s320/Clever+Girl.bmp[/img]

I'm not a girl. edit: Oh.

/me facepalm

Looking at the images you gave us. Seems like the money she's giving each month kind of rises compared to the first few times she gave away her money.

no offense but that bitch needs a good beating!

[QUOTE=plazzydan;24788047][sp]religion thread in disguise[/sp][/QUOTE] :q:

[QUOTE=BurritoBazooka;24817443]I called it atheistinity because of the way some people care about it that it's like a religion. It's a pain in the ass if people go crazy about it like "DERE IZ NOH GAWD SO SHADDAP ABOWT IT DAMMUN KRISTHUNS.". It's not like all Christians are going crazy about Christianity.[/QUOTE] Uh, no, that's not me. You think atheists don't get pissed off when a christian soccer mom shows up on FOX about how she wants everything banned? We're not all inconsiderate pricks *ahem* How bout you stop stereotyping and move along.

God needs money.

She is an ironic demon spawn, out to piss you off by helping God.

Burn the church. Take the money.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;24816261]look guys im mature rated bad reading. Seriously guys what's wrong with owning an opinion. I mean you've been here 4 years you'd think by now you'd realize that when people make threads like this it's to discuss and laugh about, not to genuinely get an answer from a mostly faceless community.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I guess you're right. I just thrive off of seeing 10 pages of a religious shitstorm. :downs: And I never said there was something wrong with his opinion. I just gave him a very good reason for me to think he's a dipshit. After all, it's just an opinion of mine, so what's so wrong about me owning an opinion?

if she donated that much money, u better have one hell of a kick-ass church. [editline]11:43AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Xephio;24818598]God needs money.[/QUOTE] no, he can just make it himself

Woah... Religion is a big business

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;24787878]She donates to a church, therefore she's a dipshit? [editline]asdf[/editline] Do these agrees mean "I agree" or "yes"?[/QUOTE] They mean yes. Giving to a good purpose ain't wrong, but damn, shes just [B]working[/B] for a whole other family this way.

[QUOTE=YDKJMF;24809592]Lack of proof for one thing doesn't equal proof for another. There's no way for us to know if a god exists. f81ae83e-fe95-47e9-ae39-ba39db7a824a 1.03.01[/QUOTE] That logic applies to dragons and unicorns and manticore and leprechauns and Jackalope and goblins and elves. [editline]10:42PM[/editline] I trust you keep an open mind about those as well?

[QUOTE=haloguy234;24819205]Yeah, I guess you're right. I just thrive off of seeing 10 pages of a religious shitstorm. :downs: And I never said there was something wrong with his opinion. I just gave him a very good reason for me to think he's a dipshit. After all, it's just an opinion of mine, so what's so wrong about me owning an opinion?[/QUOTE] I can't see why you're calling him the dipshit. His mom is the one that blew $13k on a church. But I didn't say that before now did I? That was in response to you criticizing this thread's purpose. GD threads are mostly just for shits, giggles, and a good flaming or twelve.

inb4 Retarded atheists thinking they are smarter than everyone else.. Its her fucking money, you are the dipshit in that situation.

When it affects the family's financial situation it's an issue though.

Tithing is actually technically not mandated by Jesus Christ or any other post-messianic Biblical character. The church just says that it is. Helping a church is good, but... that's a lot of money. O_o :irony:

[QUOTE=onforty;24829883]inb4 Retarded atheists thinking they are smarter than everyone else.. Its her fucking money, you are the dipshit in that situation.[/QUOTE] Dude They are in a financial crisis, read the fucking thread.

[sp]I want a bunch of ticks[/sp] Grr church!

[QUOTE=onforty;24829883]inb4 Retarded atheists thinking they are smarter than everyone else.. Its her fucking money, you are the dipshit in that situation.[/QUOTE] hey shut up you dont know and btw im smarter then you so im right.