• Facepunch Anonymous Confessional: We know you stuck a banana in your ass
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yeah no need to make confessions about being trans just make an alt if you don't have the balls to use your main account and come here and let us give you advice >> this way >> [URL]http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1250263[/URL] [editline]23rd August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=CadetBailey;45771600]wow vent nice advice. i didn't know you were a white cis male. so am i!!! how cool is that man?[/QUOTE] you are the coolest of the cools
what kind of advice would you give to me?
advice for white cis male is probably just keep enjoying your natural testosterone, grow a beard and punch a bear
lol right on so choice call that 100 [editline]23rd August 2014[/editline] -a haiku
I once tried to stick a needle in my penis hole.
its not [editline]23rd August 2014[/editline] why would i seriously suggest someone to punch a bear that cant healthy
I don't know why you'd anonymously confess to scaring a kid for stealing, sounds like a story I would tell to people when given the chance.
got an anonymous response. just a reminder this should be the layout of your e-mail [noparse][quote=John Doe]I like to put stuffed animals in my butt[/quote] you should try putting them in condoms so you don't get poop on them[/noparse] so when i copy it into here it will look like this: [quote=John Doe][quote=John Doe]I like to put stuffed animals in my butt[/quote] you should try putting them in condoms so you don't get poop on them[/quote] You should both self immolate. Since this is the first one I received I'll take care of the formatting. [quote=John Doe][quote=John Doe]This is my senior year of high school. It's been over three years and I have yet to make any friends. I've had problems with being really shy in the past--I moved a LOT when I was younger and when I finally started to come out of my shell we would move to a completely different place. Finally in like 3rd grade we stopped moving for a while, and over the years I gained a few close friends. But my shyness issue still stayed and I would never say a word other than when I was talking to my friends. It was so bad that people actually thought that I was mute and apparently thought I was retarded, so they would of course speak to me like they were talking to a five year old. In 6th grade I think it reached its peak and when I was walking home one day, some kid from my gym class rode up on his bike, told me he was going to rape me, and rode off laughing. I was homeschooled for 7th and 8th grade and towards the end of 8th grade, it was becoming clear that I was basically turning into a hermit. I forced myself to go back to public school again (by this point we had moved) and did genuinely try to be social, but I fell right back into my old habits and stopped talking again. I have no idea how to make friends anymore and it feels like whatever I say is weird and awkward. At what point do you call them a friend? Is it okay to ask people to go do stuff at X point? What do I do? What do I do, Facepunch?[/quote]Advice for the guy who's shy because he moved a lot and it's his senior year, Your situation reminded me of mine. I moved schools for pretty much every grade I went through, never made long-term friends and few acquaintances . I also didn't open my mouth to talk until high school. I understand your situation, I was anxious about my last senior year too, and I regret not fooling around more and meeting people because I was just too shy. I guess the best advice I could give is: go hard, nigga. And when I say "go hard," I don't mean try hard to be cool or cater and conform to a clique you think is cool, because that's gonna be a disaster. You know that feel when it's the last day of a school year and you or no one gives a fuck? You know how you kind of let loose your personality because it's the last day? Pretend every day in your senior year is the last, because before you know it, it will be. Just don't jeopardize your grades. Don't be afraid to ask for the smallest thing, like borrowing a pencil or paper, don't completely ignore the person next to you because you're too scared. If you know the answer to a question a teacher's asking, don't cower in your desk, answer it. Someone might notice you're knowledgeable and ask you for help from then on wards which can lead to more talking and interaction. Just take every opportunity you can to speak, to show people you're not just some soulless weird kid who sits in the back and doesn't talk to anyone. When it's lunchtime, don't eat outside because you're afraid of looking like a loner, just eat in the cafeteria by yourself and walk out when you're done. Don't sulk, don't bow your head down and hunch, do your business and eat, because eventually you'll realize that it doesn't really matter that you eat alone. I did that my senior year after so much anxiety and being so self-conscious and just said "Fuck it." People eventually came up to me, wanting to know me, because apparently I seemed interesting. Basically, just speak up and stop hiding, you'd be surprised what the smallest social interaction can lead to. I'm not saying be spontaneous and bubbly, just go hard my nigga. P.S., I know this might sound daft and redundant to the average person reading this, but I know where this kid's coming from, I recognize how oblivious he is to all this. He really sounds like an echo of my past.[/quote] Better advice than I gave! [quote=John Doe]hey there fp venting dude so im 17 and have never had a girlfriend. hell, ive never even kissed a girl. there are a lot of nights that i wonder if i will ever find anyone who likes me, who i like back. There have been a couple girls who've said they've liked me, but one was this fat chick who already had a boyfriend (i had never talked to her before, she added me on Facebook and told me she wanted to make 'us' work even with her boyfriend), and then this really annoying girl that was in a couple of my classes last year, who was also ugly (if you look at Gooby from the Dolan comics, that was basically her, no lie). but basically, i feel like I'm too dumb to realize when a girl does like me though. there was this friend of mine, we were in the same language class for 3 years together and looking back, now that ive graduated high school, i feel like she had a crush on me. but me being me, i was too dumb to realize it at the time. basically i fear for that happening over, and over again.[/quote] Stop being a fat nerd and learn to be more outgoing. There's no shame in rejection from those icky girls with their cooties and cooters. If there's a girl you like ask her out. I'd suggest dinner over a movie, or bowling or mini golf. Something that involves the possibility of talking rather than just sitting and maybe holding hands or making out. That might just be age speaking since I love to watch movies and have always hated spending $20 for two tickets just to make out for two hours. Why not reach out to that girl who you think had a crush on you and see if she wants to grab an eat to bite or something? If the problem is that you're at college/uni (choose based on region) and so is she, then maybe send a Facebook message that says "hey over X break we should catch up", the worst that happens is she says no or doesn't answer, and if either of those happen you just move on. [quote=John Doe][url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1418112&p=45754852&viewfull=1#post45754852]Not sure if you guys care about follow ups but I have a few responses. I'm the guy who doesn't care about having a girlfriend (on page 3)[/url] [quote]nbd. Maybe you just haven't met the right girl? I don't know how you can be totally OK without human contact, masturbation can only take you so far.[/quote] Maybe it's because I've never experienced it in the first place that makes me not long for it I guess. 99% of my friends are dudes so it's not like we hold hands or some shit (nigga dats gay) [quote]I'd recommend reading up on asexuality/aromanticism[/quote] I looked up aromanticism and it sounds pretty much correct [quote]So this confession is basically just saying "I am currently content." also, im p sure i know who it is. this guy always periodically posts in relationships and sex threads with "anyone else think it's weird that I don't care if I'm single?" so im p sure you have some psychological conflict going on in ur head because u obviously do care[/quote] I don't go on any relationship/sex threads on facepunch, that's why I'm posting anonymously. [quote]at least he isnt complaining that girls ~should~ like him tbh[/quote] I have nothing to offer to a relationship. I consider myself pretty boring and while I wouldn't say I'm emotionless, I don't think I'm very interesting.[/quote] I reformatted this for you so it would read better on these here webforums. It sounds like whoever advised you to look up asexuality/aromanticism was spot on since you agreed with that? Maybe you'll meet a girl or a guy that you have romantic feelings for. Stop feeling sorry for yourself though. Maybe you'll just be a spinster and have 6+ cats, and for some people that's right. [quote=John Doe]please post this its kind of a confession because i got a slight boner You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: i dont care what you are, I am a 26 yo guy, just looking to jack off with someone m or f, dont matter, want to try it? You: fag Stranger: i will suck you off Stranger: while i jack off my thick long cock You: is your mouth gonna go through the computer screen Stranger: just use your head, and ill use my mouth You: i can suck my own dick, neat huh? Stranger: yeah, imagine me being there right now in between your legs, with your eyes closed, you just feel my tongue sliding up your hard cock You: fyjck tis hard to tyhpe while im in the podition to suck my own dik You: jsut go Stranger: you must not be having too bad a time thinking of my mouth on ur cock , u havent left yet ... still im the fag right You: yeah you are the fag and i dont really associate with fags Stranger: leave then fag You: why Stranger: ima a fag, u dont associate with them, all it takes is a click and u can disassociate with a fag, yet you fail to do that You: nah you're a pretty neat guy Stranger: i want you to spray a pretty load on my cock so i can use it to jack off with You: i dont even know your name Stranger: jay You: can i have your credit card info? i want to buy my son a furry outfit Stranger has disconnected.[/quote] This is stupid and not the place to submit your chat logs. If I receive any more from anyone I will not post them. If no one complained about breaking anonymity I'd post your e-mail because of how idiotic this is. BTW don't go on omegle, at least go on chat roulette. [quote=Jane Doe]Heyo, I don't think I was around back when these were a thing, but there has something Ive been to weirded out to share with anyone I really know so this seems as good a place as any. Ive spent so long pretending to be a guy online, or at least keeping it as neutral as possible so no one knows, I think of myself as a guy online just because ive been in so many communities where that is preferable. If your a dude your just a dude, if your a girl you run the risk of being percieve as fake-geek, attention whore, or so many other things just because people know. Ive let a few people on Facepunch know im a girl by now, pretty much only in the advice threads for relationships, its near impossible to give advice and include your own experiences while still keeping gender neutral in those situations. But this weird aprehensive feeling with letting people know im a girl has spread into my real life. I feel weird when I get refered to as a girl and when I get into sexual situations even sometimes it just feels really off, like its the wrong way around or something, its hard to explain Its all very odd, and I just dont really have anyone to talk about it with. Man if i'd just been born male this would have been a lot easier, and I wouldn't really mind. The grass is always greener on the other side I suppose.[/quote] I'm not sure if you're suffering from gender confusion or what. We all know that girls don't exist on the internet. jk No one really cares if you're a girl or not aside from some perverts who will instantly request nudes. Do you find that the sexual situations you encounter stress you out because you're interested in women? There's nothing wrong with homosexuality, or if you want to go through some kind of transition and live your real real life as a male then do it. I don't care what gender you are or think you should be, alls I think is that you should be comfortable being yourself. The grass is only greener on the other side because the owners of the property water it regularly. [QUOTE=nnanna;45775940]its not [editline]23rd August 2014[/editline] why would i seriously suggest someone to punch a bear that cant healthy[/QUOTE] I had to punch a bear as part of a manhood ritual when I was fourteen. This ritual goes back in my family at least 10 generations to the old country (my mother's side which hails from Belarus).
[QUOTE=airconditiond;45779448]No one really cares if you're a girl or not aside from some perverts who will instantly request nudes.[/QUOTE] There's a few people here on fp who get abnormally butthurt about a girl saying they're a girl no matter how relevant it is to the topic at hand too[url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=103101].[/url] And they'll go out of their way to basically harass anyone who does that in the most passive aggressive way possible.
[quote]If your a dude your just a dude, if your a girl you run the risk of being percieve as fake-geek, attention whore, or so many other things just because people know.[/quote] Somewhat sad state of the gaming/geek culture of the internet. Anyway from my experience in various online communities, everyone assumes you're a guy by default but girls only mention their gender if it's to correct someone using the wrong gender noun or if they're trying to say something that would only make sense if you're a girl, even when they reveal they're a girl, nobody really cares. In my opinion you should be less paranoid of people labeling you as fake or a gamer gurl or whatever but that's just what I think. If it becomes a problem in the communities you are in then it may be time to find somewhere else to hang out.
I took a shit in a public toilet the other day and used the last bit of paper.. When I finished, I didn't tell the guy who was waiting to enter the stall. May God have mercy on his soul.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;45784031]I took a shit in a public toilet the other day and used the last bit of paper.. When I finished, I didn't tell the guy who was waiting to enter the stall. May God have mercy on his soul.[/QUOTE] That's terrible. Hopefully he checked before going.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;45784031]I took a shit in a public toilet the other day and used the last bit of paper.. When I finished, I didn't tell the guy who was waiting to enter the stall. May God have mercy on his soul.[/QUOTE] [img]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=244899&dateline=1407936383[/img]
[quote=John Doe]I sometimes feel like I really want to be permabanned. I don't just want to leave the forums without getting perma'd, but I feel like if I requested a ban I would regret it immediately. I feel like I'm trying too hard to fit in where I don't really belong even though I have a very short ban history. I'm falling into a really bad depression and it's affecting how I post. My post quality has taken an absolute dump over the past couple weeks. If I go, though, I want to go with a bang. I don't want to go yet though. I'm not ready. [/quote] I stopped posting for a while before getting permabanned on the ventilated account simply because I wanted to. I felt like I was spending too much time here over the 8.5 years that I was a member at that point. I only registered this account in May of this year because I was sleeping at the airport and Rusty convinced me to register anew, however you can't upgrade to gold anymore so I didn't post until creating this thread (and some poses in the screenshots section). Post quality, who cares. If you wanna get permabanned spam GD or any other section, or make a banme thread those are pretty epic ftw ways to go out, right? Or, you know, just stop posting. Nothing's keeping you here. [quote=John Doe]When I was little I'd play video games for hours and sometimes I would have to poop. Because I was little and stupid, I did not go poop as I needed to. So I would sit on my foot and not poop.[/quote] Does this technique work for suppressing poop? I will have to keep it in mind next road trip I'm on in case I feel like I've got the shits or mudslides. Last time I drove a long distance I had drank too much the night before and left before the hangover really set in, so about 3 hours in I had to get to a rest stop and waddle-run in so I could take a dump. That was not a fun time, luckily the stall I went in didn't have piss all over the seats as is the norm for rest stop rest rooms. [quote=John Doe][quote]Stop being a fat nerd and learn to be more outgoing. There's no shame in rejection from those icky girls with their cooties and cooters. If there's a girl you like ask her out. I'd suggest dinner over a movie, or bowling or mini golf. Something that involves the possibility of talking rather than just sitting and maybe holding hands or making out. That might just be age speaking since I love to watch movies and have always hated spending $20 for two tickets just to make out for two hours. Why not reach out to that girl who you think had a crush on you and see if she wants to grab an eat to bite or something? If the problem is that you're at college/uni (choose based on region) and so is she, then maybe send a Facebook message that says "hey over X break we should catch up", the worst that happens is she says no or doesn't answer, and if either of those happen you just move on.[/quote] it was probably more of my depression talking than anything, and it's not like I've never asked someone out before and faced rejection before. its just that sometimes i feel really alone, and really depressed, and as if that's never going to change.[/quote] Well thanks for formatting this for me. This is a response to a [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1418112&p=45779448&viewfull=1#post45779448]confession in the last dump[/url]. Depression sucks, I know from personal experience. If you feel alone you should surround yourself with people you get along with. When I feel extraordinarily depressed I reach out to friends for help, and they usually will spend some time to talk to me to help me calm down. You're only 17, there's still many years for you to find "the one". Stop feeling sorry for yourself. [quote=John Doe]I often feel like life is completely pointless and that my future is bleak despite being at uni having great friends and family. I don't consider myself depressed, I just think a lot about how in the grand scheme of things my life means absolutely nothing and never will, nor will anybody's really. I haven't told anyone I feel this way.[/quote] You should talk to a therapist or psychiatrist to get properly diagnosed with depression, they can help you find a proper treatment option. These thoughts arose for most of my friends within their first few years at college/uni, so I'm going to venture out to say it's relatively normal. [quote=John Doe]I can't piss in a public toilet without dropping my pants and hovering like a girl. It's so weird and makes me feel emasculated. What do I do, Ventmaster?[/quote] There's nothing wrong with this? I know a lot of men that sit to pee. I personally prefer to big boy pee in public toilets, dropping my pants to my ankles and standing about a foot away from the toilet.
[QUOTE=airconditiond;45790233] Or, you know, just stop posting. Nothing's keeping you here.[/QUOTE] heh
What a dick the guy who had to hover pee on toilets. What a fucking dick. Why do that?
[QUOTE=airconditiond;45706725]-very long post-[/QUOTE] I'm kinda late, but did the guy actually post the :suicide: emoticon in the email? I don't believe you.
Why would I add it? The only formatting I care about is to make it easier for you shitlords to read. The only thing I might remove from a confession is goats or some other shock image, and even then I'd include the link to it because I really don't care. Maybe someone gets turned on by goatse; that's one of the only reasons I could think of that someone would include it in a confession. Don't be so daft in the future, although that might not be possible for you...
[QUOTE=Alice3173;45783074]There's a few people here on fp who get abnormally butthurt about a girl saying they're a girl no matter how relevant it is to the topic at hand too[url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=103101].[/url] And they'll go out of their way to basically harass anyone who does that in the most passive aggressive way possible.[/QUOTE] it's pretty annoying to watch. It used to be that everyone would fawn over them, now there's been a complete 180, and a lot of people just straight up hate them because they're a girl.
[quote=John Doe]I enjoy ejaculating onto my face.[/quote] Try opening your mouth. [quote=John Doe]I am afraid of people. I think I’m worried about how people see me, how my actions affect someone else’s image of myself. This may be because I feel like I have two different identities, one which is never capable of having any influence in a public area, as I feel to ashamed to be who I really want to be. This has lead to many issues where I don’t interact with anyone unless I feel in a comfortable relationship with someone. I recently had an opportunity to meet someone I’ve grown an acquaintanceship online over a year or so. This was the second time actually, and both situations It’s just me saying hi, but I’ve never actually correlated (Doesn’t help how I go by several different names) myself to someone they know, as I don’t want them to change the way they see me. This self image is also the reason why I have practically abandoned all relationships with people I used to go to school with last year. After about 5 years of rejection, people started to see me as a friend, but none of that really matters anymore I suppose. Many of my conversations with friends are one-sided, and usually just stop because I don’t know what to talk about, either because I’m afraid of offending them, or because it will end up being a long conversation (and devote a lot of time into), and my previous (and first) relationship ended earlier this year because there wasn’t much happening (my partner blames themselves, but I know that it really was just me letting them down). [url]www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VjPRDDXCz4[/url][/quote] Sounds like you have identity issues. In terms of meeting people that you've become friendly with online it sounds like you don't want them to think that "the real you" is any different than your online personality. That's dumb. Most people that I've spoken to one-on-one or have met from [I]the internet[/I] know that I'm not as much of a jerk as I put on, especially on these forums. Perhaps you should start drinking heavily around friends. Alcohol is, after all, social lubricant. Rusty100 came to New York a few years ago and I said "I'm gonna get you drunk!", at first he responded with "I don't really get drunk," but that turned into "I'M REALLY DRUNK!" It was a fun night, especially when he fell down the stairs, and when I puked on the street. As you get older your group of friends will become smaller, and people who you were very close with will seem like complete strangers. That's just a fact of life. You should try to keep those that you care about close, and don't let them drift too far away or you will not be close with them anymore (wow, that's articulate). [quote=John Doe]sup facepunch not really a coming out story or anything but i suppose some of you may find humor in my story and think "what the fuck is wrong with you". I consider myself a sexual deviant to a degree, sometimes i spend 1-2 hours looking at hentai daily and i post on some porn forums and stuff. As for fetishes and stuff I suppose there are worse people out there but I have had a few "you've gone too far boner" moments. I've fapped to girls getting raped by zombies, monsters, tentacles and "regular" gang rape. There's also a few hentai games I play where there's tons of customization and mods and I've spent quite a lot of times making characters to fap to and downloading mods and stuff, it's like a hobby for me like playing normal video games. I actually find it pretty interesting who lurks on porn communities. Believe it or not, pornhub comments are not representative of them, there actually seems like a lot of older men on them which means not many people really shit post and a lot of the time people are actually pretty helpful/civil. There are also some married men looking for porn so they can try new stuff with their partner, of course this is the internet so they may be lying but i digress. One thing I do find hilarious is that people take shit way too seriously. People will get buttblasted over the smallest things like posting in a thread that's only for posting content or if someone acts even remotely hostile towards you, it's pretty hilarious. I know way too many hentai artists to list (There's quite a lot of good artists on tumblr) and I have over a thousand hentai doujins on my hard drive. I don't have much "real" porn but occasionally I do like to just randomly go on pornhub and fap to something "normal". No one knows about this though, I keep it pretty hidden and I very rarely lurk the porn threads on Facepunch let alone post on them. Also furry/scalie porn is gross what the fuck is wrong with you.[/quote] You, being an avid hentai enthusiast and self proclaimed "sexual deviant", do not have a right to call any other porn gross. The only thing that might be hentai, and might be right up your alley, is called "Midori". The only reason I watched it was because it's all animated by one person and that sounded intriguing. I was not prepared for "freak show rape" scenes or a lot that followed. It sounds like the users that you find on porn forums are much like the users that you find on any other forums, it's just the content being posted that's different. Dumb confession, step up your game. [QUOTE=John Doe]HI FP confession man. This is a lot to read, so I'll write a TL;DR at the bottom if you don't want to read through the whole thing. So, for the past year or so, I've been kind of struggling with something. I feel like, no matter what I do, since there's someone else that can do it better than me, there's no point in even trying. For example, I like to dance. Hip hop mostly, but dance in general. I like to think I try hard; I practice as much as I can while balancing out school and any social things. But when I think about how many people are so much better than me, and how it feels like I'll never get to their level, it's a serious punch in the face. Like, there's a dancer that's really good, and he's 16. We were born in the same year (1997) but I'm about 3 months older. Now, granted, this kid has been dancing longer and has had professional training, but it still feels like I'm nothing when I compare myself to him. I know that's the wrong way of thinking, but I can't help but think about how he's a couple of months younger but so much better than me. Like, yeah, he's had training for a long time, and because I've never had an instructor, I won't improve as fast, but it feels like I'll never get to that point to begin with. It feels like, no matter how much I try to improve, I'll never get to a point where I feel like I'm finally making some progress, and it sucks because this is the only hobby that I've stuck with for this long. I've tried other things but nothing really clicked as well as dancing, so it really feels like crap when I think that, no matter what I do, I won't be able to improve. I know that's not the actuality of it, but it's still the way I end up thinking a lot of the time. Another thing is, since I'm not really good at anything else, I feel like if I'm not good at what I'm doing, I'm useless. Like, I want to confidently be able to say "Yeah, I'm good at ____". I don't want to be someone that has absolutely no talent or ability or anything. A lot of people around me seem to have something they can do naturally or really well, but I'm just kind of average. I want to be able excel at something I enjoy doing, but I just can't find anything I like doing as much as dancing, but then it just leads right back to feeling inferior about my skill. This has lead to me feeling like I have to be better than those around me at everything just so I can feel like I'm actually...worth something, I suppose? Like, I actually have a purpose to be around instead of just taking up space. Like I actually have some reason for being here. [b]TL;DR: Identity Crisis.[/b][/QUOTE] Wow you put quote tags around it and bold tags and everything. I know a bunch of dancers, and they are all really friendly and help each other out. Why don't you go up to this other dude and ask him to help you, he probably will. You say you've never had an instructor, well why don't you go out and get one? Or take dance lessons? What's holding you back? That'll definitely help you improve, maybe 10x or more. You can be good at things you don't enjoy and that's just a fact of life. I was good at sports as a child, but I didn't really like playing any and stopped playing them. The ones I did enjoy were too expensive for my family to support me doing as a child (lacrosse and tennis, I didn't think tennis would be expensive...). If there's something that you think you might enjoy, and you happen to be terrible at it you need to keep practicing. This is the same thing I told someone before, except their's was "I want to make hats for TF2, but I suck at creating models," which I chalk up to a lack of practice. For you, with dancing, you probably need instruction. You can keep "practicing," but what if you're doing something wrong? You'll never learn how to correct something that you don't know is wrong if you don't have someone to guide you even a little bit. (skip to 0:30 in this vid) [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FLE-jeOKLY[/media] [quote=Jane Doe]I'm a little afraid to send this in but fuck it. I think I may be a nymphomaniac, or something, I don't know, something is wrong with me. I can barely control my sexuality. I just get ridiculously horny and I end up looking for depraved people to talk dirty to on the internet. Or, hell, those people come to me, friends from here start talking dirty to me and I can't say no. Shit, you could reply to this email and hit on me and I wouldn't say no. Don't do that though, please. My list of fetishes goes on for miles, you can't name something that I don't at least find kind of hot, and the weirder it is the more of a thrill I get the more satisfying it is, so I keep talking to people about more and more messed up stuff. I've talked dirty to neo-nazis, not because I am one, I'm not in the slightest, but that thrill of pretending to be and talking to someone who actually is drives me nuts. I stay on the legal side of things, but anything legal I'm game for whether I want to be game for it or not. I'm still a virgin despite, and I'd do anything not to be. My virginity gives me huge amounts of frustration and jealousy and depression, and despite my best efforts I haven't been able to have sex with anyone in real life. I don't know, I'm fucked up, and I feel like I have to keep my life on lockdown because if anyone finds out about it everyone's going to hate me and shit will fall apart and I'll get banned or something. I wish I was asexual, but I'm not, I'm just a giant fucking slut and I'm ashamed of myself.[/quote] Please don't tell me you're into coprophilia 'cause that shit is gross, no pun intended. You say you're a virgin, but you like to talk about sex. This sounds like most people who have just discovered sexuality or masturbation tbh. Once you have sex I bet you will stop being into some things that you're currently into. Like anal play, I can't imagine why anyone would actually enjoy anal play. That hole is meant for exit only, amirite? It sounds like you like role playing based on the neo-nazi statement, and role play is pretty normal in the grand scheme of things. How can you be a slut if you're a virgin? I mean I've heard bj-sluts or makeout-sluts, but I don't think you can be a full on slut if you still retain your v-card. I'm not about to respond to that personally, I'm not interested in buying what you're selling.
i could take anonymous phone call confessions is that a good idea? ring the doug hotline and tell me about how you are a gross weirdo?
[QUOTE=airconditiond;45815958] Please don't tell me you're into coprophilia 'cause that shit is gross, no pun intended. You say you're a virgin, but you like to talk about sex. This sounds like most people who have just discovered sexuality or masturbation tbh. Once you have sex I bet you will stop being into some things that you're currently into. Like anal play, I can't imagine why anyone would actually enjoy anal play. That hole is meant for exit only, amirite? It sounds like you like role playing based on the neo-nazi statement, and role play is pretty normal in the grand scheme of things. How can you be a slut if you're a virgin? I mean I've heard bj-sluts or makeout-sluts, but I don't think you can be a full on slut if you still retain your v-card. I'm not about to respond to that personally, I'm not interested in buying what you're selling.[/QUOTE] If the person who vented this is female, I think that there is an actual medical condition that fits here. Don't remember what it's called though, the only reason I know is because I used to know a person who also got it. Sounded like BS to me at first too, but then I looked up online and it's real. It got something to do with hormones, and can make your life a hell if untreated. I would recommend you to go visit a doctor, although I have no idea what kind of doctor deals with stuff like that.
[QUOTE=WhyNott;45829346]I have no idea what kind of doctor deals with stuff like that.[/QUOTE] If it has to do with hormones, it's likely going to be an endocrinologist.
[QUOTE=airconditiond;45790233] There's nothing wrong with this? I know a lot of men that sit to pee. I personally prefer to big boy pee in public toilets, dropping my pants to my ankles and standing about a foot away from the toilet.[/QUOTE] i sit when i pee because sometimes i realize i need to poo as well and it allows me to do both at the same time efficency
[quote=John Doe][quote]In terms of meeting people that you've become friendly with online it sounds like you don't want them to think that "the real you" is any different than your online personality. That's dumb. Most people that I've spoken to one-on-one or have met from the internet know that I'm not as much of a jerk as I put on, especially on these forums.[/quote] I don’t have an online personality. I be myself both in real life and online. Because I’m afraid of showing who I am, but I cannot avoid being seen, you could say I default back to something I’m familiar with, something I prefer not to be seen as, but what can I do? I’m my own prisoner. The acquaintance in question knows very little about me as we only have talked a few times, but they’re comfortable with meeting people they’re familiar with or supports them in any way. [quote]Perhaps you should start drinking heavily around friends[/quote] I’ve only ever gotten drunk once a few months ago, fuck, it was the worst. Too many things were said because I lost control over myself. I’m going to pretend that a sms I got yesterday was never received.[/quote] I still don't understand, maybe I'm just being thick. I don't know how you're your own prisoner, just release yourself? How was it bad? You lost control of yourself, so you probably drank too much. It's all about learning your limits, and sometimes losing control is amazing. I don't make a habit of blacking out, but all of the stories I've heard from when I have blacked out have been great. The thing about booze is that it lowers your inhibitions. If I'm out with people I'll have a few drinks because why not? I try to keep it under 5 simply because of finances, and that seems to be the tipping point for me. I'm not the same person I was in high school or college where I could drink a half bottle of Jack in a night and still be coherent. You should probably respond to that sms you received, don't live them hanging. [quote=John Doe]For a couple years now, I've been maintaining a large collection of furry porn. It's mostly images with a dozen or two flash animations/games, all straight with no weird shit like scat, diapers, etc. Every saturday, around midnight, I spend an hour or two on furry sites checking submissions from my favorite artists, downloading ones I like, and finding sources for any art I find from random browsing during the week. I've spent a ton of time looking for artists during weekdays as well, just so I can have as few unsourced images as possible. Even though I have strict standards regarding artists, I have even stricter standards regarding artwork. I've ignored images that all in all, were pretty good but for one small thing. For my own amusement, a while back I recorded how many images I liked and how many images I reviewed in total for that week. I did this for a few weeks, averaged the results, and came back with a ratio of good art to bad art that is still reasonably accurate (it's 0.17544 if you're curious). Now you may be wondering at this point why I am doing this. It's simple; in addition to jerking to some really good porn, I hope to preserve the best of the best for future generations. I plan on releasing everything I end up collecting some time in the year 2076, 100 years after the oldest image in my archive was drawn. This is why I spend a lot of time finding the original artist, I want to make sure their art is remembered and used as the basis for all good art. I'll be 81 then, 82 if I release it on my birthday so while I'm sure the internet as we know it will change a lot by then, I'll stick to this goal as close as I can. I've currently got it in a truecrypt container and backed up in 4 different places, so time will tell if it makes it.[/quote] I couldn't get through this without laughing. I would say you're doing god's work, but seriously a furry porn archivist? I mean great for future furries? [quote=John Doe][quote=airconditiond][quote=John doe]HI FP confession man. This is a lot to read, so I'll write a TL;DR at the bottom if you don't want to read through the whole thing. So, for the past year or so, I've been kind of struggling with something. I feel like, no matter what I do, since there's someone else that can do it better than me, there's no point in even trying. For example, I like to dance. Hip hop mostly, but dance in general. I like to think I try hard; I practice as much as I can while balancing out school and any social things. But when I think about how many people are so much better than me, and how it feels like I'll never get to their level, it's a serious punch in the face. Like, there's a dancer that's really good, and he's 16. We were born in the same year (1997) but I'm about 3 months older. Now, granted, this kid has been dancing longer and has had professional training, but it still feels like I'm nothing when I compare myself to him. I know that's the wrong way of thinking, but I can't help but think about how he's a couple of months younger but so much better than me. Like, yeah, he's had training for a long time, and because I've never had an instructor, I won't improve as fast, but it feels like I'll never get to that point to begin with. It feels like, no matter how much I try to improve, I'll never get to a point where I feel like I'm finally making some progress, and it sucks because this is the only hobby that I've stuck with for this long. I've tried other things but nothing really clicked as well as dancing, so it really feels like crap when I think that, no matter what I do, I won't be able to improve. I know that's not the actuality of it, but it's still the way I end up thinking a lot of the time. Another thing is, since I'm not really good at anything else, I feel like if I'm not good at what I'm doing, I'm useless. Like, I want to confidently be able to say "Yeah, I'm good at ____". I don't want to be someone that has absolutely no talent or ability or anything. A lot of people around me seem to have something they can do naturally or really well, but I'm just kind of average. I want to be able excel at something I enjoy doing, but I just can't find anything I like doing as much as dancing, but then it just leads right back to feeling inferior about my skill. This has lead to me feeling like I have to be better than those around me at everything just so I can feel like I'm actually...worth something, I suppose? Like, I actually have a purpose to be around instead of just taking up space. Like I actually have some reason for being here. TL;DR: Identity Crisis.[/quote]Wow you put quote tags around it and bold tags and everything. I know a bunch of dancers, and they are all really friendly and help each other out. Why don't you go up to this other dude and ask him to help you, he probably will. You say you've never had an instructor, well why don't you go out and get one? Or take dance lessons? What's holding you back? That'll definitely help you improve, maybe 10x or more. You can be good at things you don't enjoy and that's just a fact of life. I was good at sports as a child, but I didn't really like playing any and stopped playing them. The ones I did enjoy were too expensive for my family to support me doing as a child (lacrosse and tennis, I didn't think tennis would be expensive...). If there's something that you think you might enjoy, and you happen to be terrible at it you need to keep practicing. This is the same thing I told someone before, except their's was "I want to make hats for TF2, but I suck at creating models," which I chalk up to a lack of practice. For you, with dancing, you probably need instruction. You can keep "practicing," but what if you're doing something wrong? You'll never learn how to correct something that you don't know is wrong if you don't have someone to guide you even a little bit. (skip to 0:30 in this vid)[/quote]I want to say that I've had troubles with this as well, as I started playing the violin at the age of four (i'm sixteen now). I prided myself on my ability to play the violin better than anyone in my class and anyone in my school. Now, not so much. I've come to accept that there are better violinists than me, and I realized that playing the violin to be 'the best' was pointless. What motivation did I have to continue violin? Not much. During that period I really thought of just dropping it entirely if it weren't for orchestra (I played in a youth orchestra, and later added an university orchestra). Orchestra made me realize that you didn't have to be the best to play, though you did need the skill or patience to practice and perfect difficult parts. It made me feel as if the time I'd invested in the past decade wasn't all in vain. I decided to keep playing violin because it was an outlet for me to express myself. I ditched my violin teacher because I was felt that I was good enough to handle orchestral parts from my experience at the university orchestra, and I felt that I could play any solo piece if I was passionate enough (which was my only motivation to ever play a solo piece). I could say that I'm good at violin, though I know that there are lots of people, even in my own community, who are better than me. But don't let a single thing define you; people are made more than just their dayjob. Oh, and always keep this in mind: Whatever you can do, some asian kid can always do it better.[/quote] Nice subtle racism. All in all I think this is good advice. You differ from the OP since he has apparently never had training though. Any kind of instruction will help with technique, especially for a beginning dancer (who has been self taught for a few years). [quote=John Doe]Unreal engine 4 gives me a boner. I also masturbated to source 2 once.[/quote]fuck you don't waste my time [quote=John Doe]I never ever thought I would do this, but recently I've been kinda thinking a little bit. I've been thinking about my life, and it's honestly pretty uneventful. I'm not a smelly stupid nerd who is fat and wears fedoras that reek of stale smoke and farts, I'd consider myself a pretty typical, somewhat fit guy. But I always end up coming back to the same issue. I always feel like I'm just kinda there. Unless I'm hanging with one of my close pals I feel as though I'm just not really vital to the equation at all. I always try to be the funny dude and make people laugh and shit but that's actually about it. I don't really ever get into any deeper conversations with my not as close friends, and it's really weird. This also kinda plays into the other weird part of my life where I never have really gotten close to a chick, I've only ever had one girlfriend. I'm just really bad at getting close to people. I'm not some autistic shit who is like "oh shit friend zoned again damn girls must die!" I just never really converse enough with chicks to actually get any further with them then just kinda friends. I go to parties and have fun like everyone else, I'm not depressed and I'm not some crazy fuck who fucked his cousin or gets rock hard at the thought of a Boeing 747 ramming them up the ass like half the other confessions on this website, I just feel like somethings missing in my life. This is probably a pretty lame confession to be honest, but I had to dig deep for this shit. There's no way in hell I would ever open up and confess stuff like this without the shield of anonymity. Tell me why I'm a fuck up vent[/quote] What I get from this is that you're a fat sweaty nerd that wears fedoras that reek of stale smoke and day old farts. Well I'm glad that I could help provide an outlet for you to seek help. If my advice doesn't help maybe someone else's will. I've been going into conversations with new people in the mindset that "I don't care what you think about me, I'll be myself and if you laugh that's a good sign," and it's served me well in the few years that I've been doing that. If conversations get deeper then good, but if they get to a lull I'll try to tell an anicdote from my life, because funny shit always happens. You probably just need to find some ladies that you share interests with to begin having some real conversations with them. Who knows, if you like reading hang out at the library and talk about your favorite books. Just be wary about the children's section: it's great for picking up hot moms, but it's awful if you're the neckbeard you probably are because people will just think you're a pedophile (like you probably are). [quote=John Doe]Probably like the guy earlier in the thread, I absolutely hate the way I sound. I almost never speak online , not even on Skype, TS3 or in video games. As much as I'd love to tell the guy that the last terrorist is trying to stab him from behind, I'm more worried about being ridiculed for what I sound like. I don't really have issues with proununciation, just with the way I sound. Although people here (real life, Ive never spoken to anyone on FP, ever.) apparently like the way my voice sounds. I guess a lot of people hate the way they sound. Oh, and I hate typing on mobile devices with a passion, even with this tablet I can accidentally push the side of the screen and *email sent!* pops up. Still not sure if it accidentally sent an incomplete version.[/quote] My favorite lab add-on for gmail is the "undo" button; I can't count the amount of times that I've used it. It is natural to hate the sound of your voice. Most people can't stand listening to recordings of themselves. In video games, who cares? You're not listening to yourself. As long as you don't sound like a child it won't matter. I have been speaking on mic in games since I was a child, although now I often don't have a mic set up to work with games because it's set up for recording. People have been telling me since I was thirteen that I have a "soothing voice" and I usually respond with "you're joking, right?" Because I generally don't like the sound of my voice, but I don't let that hold me back. If I let everything that bothered me about myself hold me back I'd either kill myself or become a hermit. Just stop caring, and stop being sad; just be awesome instead. [quote=John Doe]I want to fuck Craptasket[/quote] Having recently seen a picture of the real craptizzle I can say that you probably wouldn't want to. You'd meet him and be kind of grossed out by his size and probably stench.
hey man craptasket is my best friend so chill the fuck out
[QUOTE=airconditiond]stop being sad; just be awesome instead.[/QUOTE] Was that a HIMYM quote? [QUOTE=airconditiond]It is natural to hate the sound of your voice. Most people can't stand listening to recordings of themselves. In video games, who cares? You're not listening to yourself. As long as you don't sound like a child it won't matter. I have been speaking on mic in games since I was a child, although now I often don't have a mic set up to work with games because it's set up for recording. People have been telling me since I was thirteen that I have a "soothing voice" and I usually respond with "you're joking, right?" Because I generally don't like the sound of my voice, but I don't let that hold me back. If I let everything that bothered me about myself hold me back I'd either kill myself or become a hermit. Just stop caring, and stop being sad; just be awesome instead.[/QUOTE] About the whole hating your voice thing, like airconditiond said, it's natural. But everyone's in the same boat. Imagine listening to someone you know's voice, they may hate the sound of it, but do you? Do you even care? Now think of how they feel when they hear your voice, you hate the sound of it, but do they? They probably haven't even thought enough about it to care. It's like public speaking. If you're in a class in school where everybody has to give speeches, and you're all nervous when it's your turn, so is everybody else when it's their turn. And do you really care if they sound stupid? Will it change your opinion of them? Probably not. So it's really just a matter of getting over it, because it's a waste of time to concern yourself with it.
[quote=John Doe]I can't stay hard when with my girlfriend. I'm not sure what the problem is, I can get hard when she is rubbing my dick, or just when we're spooning and doing stuff. But the second I go to stick it in, I get soft, not entirely flaccid, but end up with the chubs. Making it really hard to get it in. It's extremely embarrassing, which doesn't help, but shes cool about it at least.[/quote] It'll definitely be embarrassing, but you might want to talk to a medical professional about it. That or cut off your dick, whatever I don't care. [quote=John Doe]I started #leakforjlaw[/quote] Fuck you don't waste my time. [quote=John Doe]I just wrote out a draft that contained approximately [b]way too many[[/b] fucking words, so I'm going to try this again with less deets. I've basically got three connected confessions. The first is that I've got social anxiety (WHOA [b]HUGE CONFESSION[/b] SLOW THE FUCK DOWN BIG GUY). Seriously though, while I've got friends that occasionally invite me to do things, I [i]can't[/i] initiate things, because whenever I go to send the first text or FB message or whatever I panic. I don't even understand why the anxiety is bothering me now, I don't remember it being an issue in highschool, but somewhere along the line I just developed this intense, irrational fear that everyone I know would suddenly realize I'm a fedora wearing neckbearded weirdo who just so happens to not wear a fedora or neckbeard and then either passively want nothing to do with me or actively take to making fun of me. I ended up reasoning that the kind of person I'm afraid of being usually ends up that way because they overestimate skills or aspects of themselves that are actually lower than average and make a show out of it, which in theory means that as long as I keep my self worth somewhat in line with reality and avoid trying to make myself the center of attention, I should be able to avoid the extremes of overconfidence(aka cringeworthiness) or shyness(aka YOU DIDN'T EVEN TRY). At first that realization felt pretty good, but then I went to the wrong place for a party and out of nowhere felt this extreme embarrassment, to the point that I had difficulty texting for directions to the correct location (I did though, and surprise surprise [i]nobody cared[/i]). I guess the point of all that is despite recognizing what the problem is and how it can be fixed it still holds me back. Then there's the whole depression thing, which I don't think [b]has[/b] to be a thing, because it seems to be triggered by certain factors any normal person should be able to control, like sleep. In fact, sleep seems to be the biggest factor, but it's also something I've historically been horrible about maintaining; freshman year of college I would regularly stay up till 4:30 am on days when I had class at 8:50. I'm not [i]that[/i] bad anymore, but it's like there's this positive feedback loop that keeps screwing things up. It just starts with me feeling a bit more tired or unmotivated than usual (yup, too tired to go to bed) or maybe focusing too much on something not worth the time and staying up to finish it (like this confession), resulting in not going to bed on time and setting myself up to be too tired to pull myself away the next night. It's also frustrating because while I could probably get away with staying up for a social thing like once a week, stuff always seems to work out that my schedule is screwed up by the time something happens. I wish the day was longer or something... The last thing is also the thing that took up the majority of my first draft (holy shit I drafted this what am I doing with my life). Maybe I should've just stuck with this, because I can make a pretty cringey story out of it (that's what you guys are here for, right?) but I'm going to try and keep it short but sweet (I probably shouldn't say this, but let me know if you actually want the full version(please god don't ask for the full version)). The main source of my low self worth when depressed are a few regrets that I have, mainly a certain girl that I didn't ask out. I know there are other girls out there, and the circumstances have since made the possibility of it happening EXTREMELY low, but I've never felt a connection with someone the way I did with her and I've got all this confusion and regret and it's literally the stupidest shit. By the way, I'm 22 and have never been in a relationship, and while I don't blame myself for not having one in highschool because I went to a tech school full of guys, that on top of everything else makes me feel pretty damn inadequate. Everything about this situation makes me feel like a FUCKIN' LOSER, which is probably because I'm a FUCKIN' LOSER but idk [i]just a guess[/i]. The fact that these feelings correlate so neatly with things like how tired I am also really messes with my head. This is a fucking anonymous confessional, I'm using a throwaway email and I'm [i]still[/i] a bit anxious about being judged. Whatever, I [b]need[/b] to be done with this now; hope it wasn't too disappointing.[/quote] Most people have some sort of social anxiety, however less crippling than yours. This in combination with your depression is an awful thing, and I hope you're in therapy and/or on medication. My sophomore year of college is when I realized that I was actually depressed. I wasn't going to class, I wasn't doing homework, I wasn't even going to parties. I got on medication and most of that changed; I still didn't go to class that much which I regret now. Everyone feels a little embarrassment when they go to the wrong address or call the wrong phone number, that's a fact of life. The easiest way to invite friends to do something is if you're already going to be doing it. Say you and a close friend agree to go bowling, it's easy to invite five more people and if they don't show up, nbd you're bowling anyways. I regret not asking a few girls out over time, now I'm with a fantastic woman who I'm planning a wedding with. The regret hangs with me in a weird way, but I've used those experiences to grow. You just have to man up when you're into someone and ask them to grab a cup of coffee (I could never do this because I don't like coffee). I don't know if lack of sleep can lead to depression, but my schedule used to be much the same as yours as a freshman when I was a freshman. Now I'm usually in bed by midnight, and I don't fall asleep until one. If I'm up really late I wind up getting cranky the next day like the toddler I am. 22 is still young dude! Get on OKCupid, Tinder, Grinder, Match or whatever you want. Perhaps you'll find someone who you really dig and maybe they really dig you and you'll get married and have babies! Anything can happen. Now move out of your parents basement and shave off your neckbeard, get your life rolling!
Based on how slow the confessions come in this may be the last confession dump for this thread. If there aren't enough confessions (3+) for a dump within the next week I will stop monitoring the e-mail address for at least another six months. It's all up to you depraved lunatics. [quote=John Doe]A few years ago, my father finally started using the internet. At first, he used it only in moderation, but after a few months he would spend at least 16 hours a day on the computer. Now, I like seeing my dad, and thanks to his newly found source of porn and news, I hardly ever saw him at all. He also became noticeably more opinionated and mysogonistic as a result of joining like-minded forums. I always knew my father had issues with women, but he never really spoke about them until he started to get online. My happy, funny and productive father had been replaced by a grey haired neckbeard who spends most of his day cooped up in a darkened room with a computer, probably ranting about women and arabs all day long. Needless to say, I did not enjoy this. I devised a plan. A plan made incredibly simple when I discovered he signed up to every website with the same username and email. I decided to send him all the shock images I could find. Every week, he'd get new shocks. It worked well, he doesn't even want to touch his laptop any more out of fear of seeing another homosexual scat orgy. The things he responded with in reaction to being sent the shock images were probably some of the funniest things I had ever read. About a month after traumatizing my father, I got curious and wondered how my other family members would react to being sent shocks. Would their rants be as funny as dearest ol' dad's? One thing lead to another, and soon I had sent disgusting shit to my grandmother, all of my cousins, my sister and more. After the shit had been sent, I felt awful. I had just forced my family members to view horrific images of rotting, bloated testicles and prolapsed anuses. I never decided to open that throwaway email again. Their reactions were not worth the guilt that came with 'em. I'm normally repulsed by gore images and even more sickened by the thought of sending them on to other people, especially family or friends. I don't know what came over me.[/quote] tl;dr: my dad loves internet pornography more than me, so I sent him shock images. I, for one, would love to see the responses. If you can send me some, or send me the login for your throwaway e-mail I'll log in and post the responses and describe the shock images in this thread. I'm sure other people would get a kick out of it. If you don't do one of the above I have to say "fake" since it sounds a little ridiculous. Who the hell sends their family shock images? If you really did it do you have a folder full of shock images or did you just grab them as you went? I would not be shocked, pun intended, if you had them in a folder and rang your dingdong 'till the cows came– [quote=John Doe]hello im a senior in high school and i've been feeling very bad recently i have good college test scores, decent grades in school (3.5), and a few extra curriculars recently i have been feeling really really bad because i've been reborn over this last summer and i have this drive and passion now that i've decided what i want to do in life, and for the first time ever i understand what it means to work hard to achieve something the problem is that since my first 3 years of h.s. were average, i'm not sure if i have the credentials to get into a good college now, even though i have a self-reported passion and drive for excellence. i'm not sure where i'm going with this, but i just hate hate hate not performing at the absolute best of my abilities, and i want to achieve the most i can in life, but i'm not sure if i can make it to the next step in life. the rest of my life isn't determined by how i did in high school, right? i still have a chance to utilize my work ethic and to achieve my full potential?[/quote] This hits close to home since I've recently begun regretting how poorly I did in high school. You say decent grades and then "3.5", which I assume is your GPA then it sets you at the low spectrum of "A" range. Hell of a lot better than my high school average of 2.5. My first year of college I pulled that bad boy up to a 3.7, then I transferred schools and did poorly, graduated with a 2.3. A 3.5 may not get you into an ivy league school, but there are plenty of great colleges that aren't in the ivy league (or west coast equivalent of ivy league). There's no problem with going to a state school even, hell it'll save you some money. Assuming you're a white male you will not qualify for many, if any, scholarships; your parents will probably be paying for your education, so why not save them money by going to a public university? You will still get a great education. The thing about colleges, provided you go to a decent school, is that you get out of it what you put in; in addition to the classes that you take. You say that you know what you want to do, which is great going into school, but [url=http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/04/education/edlife/choosing-one-college-major-out-of-hundreds.html?_r=0]61% of college students change their majors[/url] at least once. If you get into college, which you'll probably get into most that you apply to with that average, and you work your butt off for four-five years then you'll probably have a great education that will decently prepare you for post-graduation unemployment. Working your ass off at school doesn't mean you can't have fun. I'd suggest looking into all of the extra curriculars that your school offers. I regret not doing more in college. There will likely be an event at the student center near the beginning of the year where you'll see most, if not all, of the clubs with tables. It's a great way to meet people that could wind up being your friends for life. [quote=John Doe]I am a young man that has been on the internets for over a decade now. This has been on my mind a lot lately and due to my personal relationships/standing within the community I figure anonymously is the best way to express myself. I will not be going into too much detail, but here be what bothers me. I consider myself bisexual now, but when I was a teenager I thought myself gay. Of the two sexes there have been several instances of a female that, despite knowing that I considered myself gay or taken, "harassed" the shit out of me and made themselves very uncomfortable to be around. All throughout High School and college even, I would get comments from females who did not know how to take 'no' for an answer about how I "must like girls" how they would "show" me that I "really do like pussy." I have been groped, forcibly kissed, blocked into rooms. Once in college, I ran into a girl I knew at a club. We'll call her MJ. MJ had approached me after the very first class we had together and asked if I was gay or if I had a girlfriend. I told her I was gay and had a boyfriend. On that night, she was drunk and needless to say she was all over me as soon as we ran into one another. Later on, I was sitting in a booth trying not to puke when she came over and blocked me into the booth seat. She started saying all sorts of shit like above. "I know you like girls" she started in and starts reaching to grab my dick. After I pulled away, she smooshed me into the corner and starts trying to make out with me. I tried to defuse the situation calmly, but ended up having to push her out and onto the floor in order to leave. She put her gross tongue in my mouth and would not let me out. So many instances with so many different women that I can't even begin to tally or recall each one. When I was 17-years-old I had sex with a 40-something-year-old dude that lied to me and told me he was younger. Statutory rape, I guess. I got a lot of flak for hanging out with those types of people and got blamed a lot. When I was 20-years-old I cheated on my boyfriend with another guy. After the first time, the person I cheated with black mailed me into having sex with them several more times. At the time these things went on, the thought had not even entered my head that I had been raped. The memories are resurfacing. Only just now do I see what happened in this type of light. The thing about all these experiences is that my mind still does not regret my own actions. I recognize my own complicity. I even had fun on some occasions and there are certain instances that I would not even take back if I could. I have been robbed, assaulted, harassed and raped in my lifetime. I would never define my being as a robbery, assault, rape, neglect or harassment victim. I understand that these are unprecedented acts and that even someone who may not be inherently bad might commit some of these offenses. This brings me to the point of divulging my personal tales with you all. The one thing that upsets me more than any other opposition I have faced is being branded a misogynist or a victim-blamer or an anti-progress cretin by this regime of vanilla trigger warning social justice PC circlejerk. Coming from the backwards place I did, I consider myself to be very progressive. Maintaining a perpetual state of victimhood is not progress. There are real issues that women and other suspect groups of folks face in today's world and skimpy swimsuits ain't one. It actually bothers the core of myself to feel like your conservative uncle whose only sentiment seems to be "maybe if you weren't such a puss you wouldn't have such problems." The more I see of this victim pandering, the more conservative I feel. I have been accused by more than one of the social-justice inclined on this site that I have no concept of what rape or harassment really is. Maybe those posters need to zip their shit and think before they post. I have been branded as a rapist, misogynist, sniveling horny teenager by people who have no clue about me just because I play videogames. These types need to get down off their pedestal and subsequently take the pedestal to the asshole. The difference between me and you is that I do not use my victim status to win favor. That's my two cents. Thanks for hearing me out. [/quote] You sound like an idiot. You say you're "bisexual" now, then go on about how you're gay. I'm confused: which is it? It's good that you don't sit here feeling sad for yourself if you were really raped or assaulted. I have a friend who was raped in her senior year of high school and her freshman year of college before meeting her now fiance. I think she is still in the victim mindset, but she has used it to fuel a passion promoting sexual violence awareness in order to start a not-for-profit. You sound like you're confused and you're trying to label yourself. You claim you feel conservative, and I believe that you're a misogynist. In the "rape culture" that we live in right now you probably appear as an easy target: a gay dude that has conservative ideals. You set yourself up for the shit that you get handed. I'm not saying "you were asking for it," but you might be asking for some of the harassment you receive. My suggestion would be to restrain your opinions. Don't let people know that you think abortion is wrong even though you never put your dick in a vagina, only male bootyholes.
[QUOTE=airconditiond;45927758] You sound like you're confused and you're trying to label yourself. You claim you feel conservative, and I believe that you're a misogynist. In the "rape culture" that we live in right now you probably appear as an easy target: a gay dude that has conservative ideals. You set yourself up for the shit that you get handed. I'm not saying "you were asking for it," but you might be asking for some of the harassment you receive. My suggestion would be to restrain your opinions. Don't let people know that you think abortion is wrong even though you never put your dick in a vagina, only male bootyholes.[/QUOTE] Why exactly do you think he is a misogynist, and when the heck did he mention anything about abortion? I feel like your contributing more to his issue than providing advice here.
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