You should stop caring so much about what others may be thinking.
[QUOTE=GodKing;26772109]You should stop caring so much about what others may be thinking.[/QUOTE]
Every man is an island unto himself. That is how things work yes.
Yea always.
[QUOTE=TheUnwantedFag;26770960]And you must be gay.[/QUOTE]
Why would that even matter though?
[img]http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t296/stubbee/Hasselhoff-Homo.jpg[/img]
When Hasselhoff calls you a homo, the epic of manlyness, you should just accept yourself for who you are.
It's ok, you can come out of the closet. :)
No wait, your "TheUnwantedFag"... get out!
My testosterone levels exploded when I went to Home Depot. SO MANY FUCKING TOOLS
/c
I feel manly when I'm being double penetrated by two men
[QUOTE=Amez;26766382]Use those manly tools to build a manly shed to put those manly tools in. Then show off said manly shed full of manly tools.[/QUOTE]
Someone will steal it.
Whenever I feel the need to pump testosterone into my veins, I sometimes break out into sudden workouts sessions, doing them in a manner like Rocky Balboa, and playing intense workout music like the one from Rocky IV in the background.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oDTNEEu3Rw[/media]
HELL YEAH. LET'S BREAK SHIT.
[QUOTE=Amez;26766382]Use those manly tools to build a manly shed to put those manly tools in. Then show off said manly shed full of manly tools.[/QUOTE]
But someone might steal his shed (Ah that was a funny thread).
[editline]18th December 2010[/editline]
[quote=zambies!;26776432]someone will steal it.[/quote]
ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I don't need to act manly to feel manly. I don't give a fuck if I've got next to no muscle.
I once went into a pub and asked "for the usual" then after a long awkward silence, the barmaid asked me what that was.
Then as I said "a pint of Fosters" my voice cracked.
[QUOTE=hacksore;26767633]Are you gay?[/QUOTE]
Real men fuck each other in the ass with the rage of a thousand bears.
[QUOTE=Snapzies;26776411]I feel manly when I'm being double penetrated by two men[/QUOTE]
THIS guy is a fucking man.
I always feel manly.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr3T3U1MUdY[/media]
[url]http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/old_spice_remix.swf[/url]
you will never be this manly, ever.
Whenever I find myself losing my man ego I just jump into the shower, turn on the water and stand there until it turns warm. Then I turn it off, get out and go watch tv until I'm dry.
Just do everything in this video
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EadIvDAWkf8[/media]
Elton John is one of the manliest men known to man.
I feel manly playing stalker at night in game and in real life, with the lights out and headset as loud as possible. Brb, going to shit myself.
God damn you're insecure.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsoDl0l4x4E[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klebaGtX9R8&feature=related[/url]
These guys are pretty extreme and manly.
[img]http://gyazo.com/668cfddea79eb5910bd1d3e5e15df47b.png[/img]
Why does the image change when you quote it?
It's useless in today's society. And this is coming from a man with way too much damn testosterone, who grew a full, thick beard at 15. Some people define masculinity by how aggressive you are, or how much you know about sports. Simply put, I define it from a biological standpoint. Whoever has the best testosterone to estrogen ratio is probably the most masculine. But all in all, it doesn't do you any good in society. In the workplace, it's only effect on me is that it makes it almost impossible not to stare at women.
Tl;dr? Masculinity has no real benefits in today's world.
[editline]19th December 2010[/editline]
And don't feel embarrassed about who you are. If someone doesn't approve, have a fuckin' attitude.
Punch a bear.
my penis is god
I feel manly when I play my guitar at really loud volumes..
Satisfy a woman sexually.
[QUOTE=Superstormj;26766440]I get that manly feeling all day, every day.
I work on cars and shit in my garage, and I smell like axle grease and oil when I'm done.
There's nothing more manly then smelling like axle grease.[/QUOTE]
See it's the same with me almost
except I end up smelling like perfume
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;26796106][img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/668cfddea79eb5910bd1d3e5e15df47b.png[/img_thumb]
Why does the image change when you quote it?[/QUOTE]
Now I'm not 100% on this, as it is only a thing of legend...
But that may be the fabled 'edit' button.
Whenever I need to feel manly, I eat food with my hands (preferably soup), walk around my house in my underwear grunting, and make sure to stroke any hair that may have sprouted up on random surfaces of my body.
Football. Do it.
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;26766362]Join the Chinese Army, they'll make a man out of you.
Props to anyone who gets the references..or cares.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp-QANZulaA[/media]
Jackie Chan will make a man out of you.
[b]Edit:[/b]
Also in Mandarin! I like the Mandarin one better.
[Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFycchFzHP8[/Media]
In English!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTqIsB98a1E[/media]
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