I just really badly hurt my dick, and now it is bleeding. - General

[quote] Bad ideas for threads Justin Beiber School Unfair parents Religion My x hurts/is sick/is dead Parody threads 4chan Mundane crap you did today It's my birthday today/in X days/tomorrow/etc... I'm new here Chat-logs Your awful idea for fixing x global crisis. IT SUCKS Dumb video streams Your medical problems Your bowel movements [i]Your stories of masturbation shenanigans[/i] [/quote] :colbert: Although I really don't know why we even have this anymore, since people seem to take this for ideas for what to do, rather then what not to.

why are there no pictures in this thread

Here's an idea, get circumcised. You can jack off better.

[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23801210]Here's an idea, get circumcised. You can jack off better.[/QUOTE] :barf:

you thorned this fucker [img]http://www.piercing-arten.de/uploads/pics/intimpiercing-frenulum-piercing_01.gif[/img] Don't rub your dick like a god damn jet engine. It'll heal completely after 1-2 weeks. Don't get a boner and don't fap for a week. If you get a boner for a couple of minutes, the healing can fuck up and you'll need a surgical intervention. You'll need to gently wash it with soap and water, after that apply some antibiotic ointment. If the bleeding occurs go see a urologist, they can expand the frenulum and you won't have any problems in the future anymore.

Salt water cleans out wounds and surprisingly doesn't hurt. EDIT: I'm not joking just to tell you. I had a cut and I didn't know and went swimming in the Sea.

*faps to neko's pic* OH GOD MY DICK IS BLEEDING

Uhm, I had this kind of thing happen to me too. I got a little carried away while masturbating, I orgasmed really hard and kind of spazzed and pulled my foresking back too hard and ripped a bit of my foreskin off. It healed pretty fast.

What you've done is, tore your frenulum, yes it will hurt, intensely. But all you need to do is leave it alone, apart from the one essential (Piss). It should re-attach itself, if not, thats the time to see a doctor.

My dick hurts from reading that. :sadddowns:

Sticky situation.

Genitalia based injury threads are my thing, you asshole!

[QUOTE=Hazardous Melon;23800742]Okay so, here is my story. The problem is now, I can fucking piss.[/QUOTE] No way. We all can do that. I don't see how that's a problem. EDIT: :v:

[QUOTE=Xionasis;23800774]Well that is obvious, he needs help for what to do NOW.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]does anyone have any information of what might of happened? [/QUOTE] Helps to read the thread sometimes

Go to the doctor, why would you be embarrassed? You think you're the first guy to go in their with something funky going on with their penis? Don't be stupid.

[QUOTE=Perfumly;23802001]Helps to read the thread sometimes[/QUOTE] [quote=OP]Other than going to the doctor (I'm way too nervous) does anyone have any information of what might of happened?[/quote] It isn't my fault his sentence is completely messed up. The first half implies what I thought, while the second half implies what you thought.

I ain't gonna kiss it.

[QUOTE=Xionasis;23802060]It isn't my fault his sentence is completely messed up. The first half implies what I thought, while the second half implies what you thought.[/QUOTE] WAnt to fight about it princess

[QUOTE=Perfumly;23802070]WAnt to fight about it princess[/QUOTE] <3 You know I don't mean anything personally.

Someone penetrated you when you were asleep, you are no longer a virgin

[QUOTE=Xionasis;23802086]<3 You know I don't mean anything personally.[/QUOTE] I'll kick your ass into the next millennium

[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23801210]Here's an idea, get circumcised. You can jack off better.[/QUOTE] Mine just glides along with ease, don't need lube or anything, good ol' foreskin.

[QUOTE=bigdan;23802154]Mine just glides along with ease, don't need lube or anything, good ol' foreskin.[/QUOTE] But if you don't clean the tissue under the foreskin, it could get infected. That plus a bleeding penis could be bad. You don't want puss coming out of your dick instead of blood do you?

OUCH! :byodood:

[QUOTE=GunfighterJ;23802184]But if you don't clean the tissue under the foreskin, it could get infected. That plus a bleeding penis could be bad. You don't want puss coming out of your dick instead of blood do you?[/QUOTE] That's only for people who don't deserve a foreskin

You had your first period, most guys don't get one because they aren't strong enough to make eggs but you did it, congrats.

:what:

Perfumly, when I hurt my dick you didn't post in my thread. :saddowns:

[QUOTE=KoopaEater;23801210]Here's an idea, get circumcised. You can jack off better.[/QUOTE] Agreed, also you can't get FORESKIN INFECTIONS/DISEASES.

[QUOTE=16bit;23802739]Agreed, also you can't get FORESKIN INFECTIONS/DISEASES.[/QUOTE] At least you still have a penis: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer[/URL] The first fucking line should be enough: [B]David Reimer[/B] (August 22, 1965 as [B]Bruce Reimer[/B] – May 5, 2004) was a Canadian man who was born as a healthy male, but was [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_assignment"]sexually reassigned[/URL] and raised as female after his [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis"]penis[/URL] was accidentally destroyed during [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision"]circumcision[/URL].