I just really badly hurt my dick, and now it is bleeding.
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[QUOTE=Ali Legend;23801231]:barf:[/QUOTE]
What are you, 12?
Get someone else to suck the blood out! Maybe a nurse...?
so you have a small dick?
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;23802843]At least you still have a penis:
[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer[/URL]
The first fucking line should be enough:
[B]David Reimer[/B] (August 22, 1965 as [B]Bruce Reimer[/B] – May 5, 2004) was a Canadian man who was born as a healthy male, but was [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_assignment"]sexually reassigned[/URL] and raised as female after his [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis"]penis[/URL] was accidentally destroyed during [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision"]circumcision[/URL].[/QUOTE]
I got circumcised:(
It's impossible to masturbate dry.
perform autofellatio
I just thought..What if you circle jerked and this happened?
Do not get a boner, op.
Don't.
Seriously motherfucker i'm not kidding.
Do not get happy-tiiiem!
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[QUOTE=Alvaldi;23803401]I got circumcised:(
It's impossible to masturbate dry.[/QUOTE]
Better that having to shake your dick 54 times after pissing.
And then using a toothpick to clean it.
Put some Bengay on it, it'll heal up nicely.
A vampire will suck you off now.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;23802843]At least you still have a penis:
[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer[/URL]
The first fucking line should be enough:
[B]David Reimer[/B] (August 22, 1965 as [B]Bruce Reimer[/B] – May 5, 2004) was a Canadian man who was born as a healthy male, but was [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex_assignment"]sexually reassigned[/URL] and raised as female after his [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis"]penis[/URL] was accidentally destroyed during [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision"]circumcision[/URL].[/QUOTE]
He had phimosis, which required circumcision. His urologist promptly used a very unsafe technique in cauterization.
His penis was also mutilated in 1966, a period in medicine which isn't exactly as safe as modern day medicine.
Growing pains.
What a weird coincidence! I had surgery two weeks ago on my kidney and now I'm pissing blood! and it hurts too!
We should totally start a club.
[QUOTE=Vollybomb;23803831]What a weird coincidence! I had surgery two weeks ago on my kidney and now I'm pissing blood! and it hurts too!
We should totally start a club.[/QUOTE]
Do you have to cut your penis to get in?
Put a bandwaid on it. :psypop:
Kidneystone? :v:
well one thing we know for sure. You'll have a scar on there for life. dick wounds always leave scars.
[QUOTE=camper182 V2;23807078]well one thing we know for sure. You'll have a scar on there for life. dick wounds always leave scars.[/QUOTE]
They do :smith:
OP musn't get a boner huh? I have a really strong temptation to post some naked hot girl, but I'm fighting the urge.
:flashfap: = :flaccid:
take the fapping down a little.
[QUOTE=acds;23807275]OP musn't get a boner huh? I have a really strong temptation to post some naked hot girl, but I'm fighting the urge.[/QUOTE]
Oh god why did you mention that.
Fffff...
I had a boner earlier, no pain at all.
What's with all these dick threads?
did you try sticking a rolled up piece of candlewax in your urethra
and did it accidentally slide back too far and now it's in your bladder causing bloody piss
foreskins fucking disgusting
you people make me sick
Hey, look at the bright side. At least you have a story to tell your grandchildren.
Then again, there is a possibility you are unable to get children.
[QUOTE=Alvaldi;23803401]I got circumcised:(
It's impossible to masturbate dry.[/QUOTE]
I'm circumcised yet I don't need lube or my own sperm to make it better, stop fapping in the shower and you'll get used to it.
OK, it's extremely hard for me not to post pictures of scantily clad women. I just pasted 3 images in this box before I changed my mind. This could have been lethal for you OP.
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