[QUOTE=Crossu88;30337755]Wow, you decide to post a thread about your made up "religion" and listen only to what you want to hear?
I should punch whoever raised you.[/QUOTE]
But isn't that what religions are about?
this man needs to be touched by his holiness' noodly appendage :P
I read the title and appended "With blackjack! And hookers! In fact, screw the blackjack!"
This thread is now a bit funnier to me :v:
How about the Church of Kaktos?
You should join because:
Kaktos isn't an egotastical maniac who has to create a universe to feel recognition.
We're around today because the Russians created themselves, Kaktos didn't need to create a species of sentient beings to have them worship him.
Kaktos invented Dr. Pepper, a holy sacrament which is often drunk for its caffiene.
Kaktos VANQUISHED God from existence after God tried to create a universe to feel special.
Kaktos resembles a giant cactus with infinite spines, and lives in a realm accessible by a portal that created the storm on Neptune.
Kaktos basically saved the planet Earth from the Robot War of Korea. It started in the future, went back to the year 2011 BC, they all blew themselves up, and it went through another temporal rift that killed all the dinosaurs.
Kaktos replaces totalian leaders' soap with cheese, making people like Hitler, smell like cheese wherever they go.
Kaktos is going to eat Uzbekistan on the day that's supposed to be the Christians' rapture. Who needs them, anyway?
I already started a steam group called All Hail Kaktos - Our Religious Group (the Ahkorg sect of Kaktolisizm. The other one, Woku (Worshippers of Kaktos United) is made by someone who doesn't believe in the Robot War of Korea. And, they don't have an avatar.
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30339155]Okay,THAT is retarded.[/QUOTE]
You can't disprove it
this isn't a thread to mock the religions of others you said so yourself
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;30339725]You can't disprove it
this isn't a thread to mock the religions of others you said so yourself
[editline]8th June 2011[/editline]
You can't disprove it
this isn't a thread to mock the religions of others you said so yourself
[editline]8th June 2011[/editline]
You can't disprove it
this isn't a thread to mock the religions of others you said so yourself[/QUOTE]
Triple word score
My religion, by the way, also believes in replacing all the destroyed rainforest with cacti.
Also, we have a holiday (participation is optional) that involves aimlessly beating people with a cactus of your choice.
It's January 4 if you're interested.
Also in my religion (I decided to call it Ancientism) all the gods occasionally have mortal children like the demigods from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. They can also gift certain mortals incredible powers.
You realize you can't just make up theology out of borrowed concepts and themes because it sounds cool, right? Theology isn't fanfiction.
Only the Christians can get away with that.
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30340258]Also in my religion (I decided to call it Ancientism) all the gods occasionally have mortal children like the demigods from Percy Jackson and the Olympians. They can also gift certain mortals incredible powers.[/QUOTE]
my religion borrows element from best selling novels too! like when harry potter battled HEMACH for dominance
So... is anybody going to join the church of Kaktos?
We're going to build a giant fountain that shoots Dr Pepper!
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30340343]So... is anybody going to join the church of Kaktos?
We're going to build a giant fountain that shoots Dr Pepper![/QUOTE]
Can we combine our beliefs? im very much interested in joining but HEMACH is still important to me
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30340362]Can we combine our beliefs? im very much interested in joining but HEMACH is still important to me[/QUOTE]
If you want. Kaktos is okay with people having multiple faiths, as long as they always keep their faith with Kaktos.
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30340464]If you want. Kaktos is okay with people having multiple faiths, as long as they always keep their faith with Kaktos.[/QUOTE]
Excellent HEMACH may one day attempt an alliance with Kaktos
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30340362]Can we combine our beliefs? im very much interested in joining but HEMACH is still important to me[/QUOTE]
Yeah, we can combine all our beliefs (we can still call it the church of Kaktos) so we could worship stuff we like from all of them.
Dang, ninjad.
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30340523]Yeah, we can combine all our beliefs (we can still call it the church of Kaktos) so we could worship stuff we like from all of them.
Dang, ninjad.[/QUOTE]
no I dont want to join your ridiculous faith HEMACH will smite you one day
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30340508]Excellent HEMACH may one day attempt an alliance with Kaktos[/QUOTE]
Perhaps one day the Church of Ancientism will attempt an alliance as well, say, in 2012 when the world ends.
you ninja me again, and maybe I like yours and SEAN's.
Sounds kinda like Shinto.
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30340673]Perhaps one day the Church of Ancientism will attempt an alliance as well, say, in 2012 when the world ends.[/QUOTE]
your an awful person you have herd the word of HEMACH and when you choose to deny it, thats unacceptable
I am joining the church of ponies
[QUOTE=TH89;30340730]I am joining the church of ponies[/QUOTE]
HEMACH made ponies
[QUOTE] *whole thread* [/QUOTE]
:what:
[QUOTE=SeverePapercut;30340700]your an awful person you have herd the word of HEMACH and when you choose to deny it, thats unacceptable[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I have heard of the word of HEMACH and I wasn't trying to deny it.
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30340820]Sorry, I have heard of the word of HEMACH and I wasn't trying to deny it.[/QUOTE]
HEMACH isn't pleased with you, only excessive violence and swearing towards infants can win him back now
Then put an infant in front of your computer right now.
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30340943]Then put an infant in front of your computer right now.[/QUOTE]
im already in good standing with him you are not
If an infant is on here get the hell out.
Happy Papercut?
[QUOTE=pyroman16;30340992]If an infant is on here get the hell out.[/QUOTE]
you are already doomed to hett
Whatever, I'm not scared.
Screw your gods, my only god is Sweet bro.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/sweetchurch.jpg[/img]
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